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 Mark England |
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03/10/17 19:00:51 |
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...specializing in REALLY HEAVY construction.
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Mark England |
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27/08/17 19:08:24 |
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Michael Winner |
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22/08/17 11:00:18 |
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Ian Skelding |
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20/08/17 19:00:08 |
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 Glad You Remember |
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12/08/17 11:31:31 |
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 Craig Eddie |
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"No, John, i'm not happy, we're slowly drifting apart" 29/07/17 11:19:49 |
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 Martin Daniels |
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the head gardener has been busy 26/07/17 12:00:58 |
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Welsh Rarebit |
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22/07/17 19:00:08 |
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Thanks anon :)
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Kenny Ireland |
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Liz used to have a couple of pointers. 16/07/17 12:24:19 |
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John Llamas |
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29/05/17 19:10:09 |
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John Llamas |
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19/05/17 20:20:59 |
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Welsh Rarebit |
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27/04/17 19:00:06 |
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sandeep chahal |
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10/04/17 11:00:17 |
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Baglan Gladiator |
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Bloody Hell - at last 01/04/17 19:31:39 |
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Welsh Rarebit £50 |
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27/03/17 19:00:36 |
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Thanks for your votes and kind comments everyone. :-)
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tony kelly |
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26/03/17 7:01:33 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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We need to be careful. There's a guy over there with one stone. 25/03/17 8:01:59 |
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Pussy Galore |
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19/02/17 12:33:15 |
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Ha ha. He's already got one, lol. ;)
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Ian Skelding |
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31/01/17 8:00:34 |
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"You've made yourself COMPLETELY CLEAR."
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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30/01/17 12:22:18 |
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Nick C |
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22/01/17 20:27:49 |
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heh... beat me to it.
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Welsh Rarebit |
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20/01/17 12:14:33 |
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CUTE, and fun to say. Huh, "Statue of Ribbity." (I just said it again.)
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Michael Winner |
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"Oooh, I see there's a new Polish family moved in." 16/01/17 12:13:08 |
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Pussy Galore |
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14/01/17 8:20:16 |
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sandeep chahal |
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Press 'Ctrl-Alt-Delete' to reboot 14/01/17 8:00:12 |
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Smuldo |
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11/01/17 8:16:04 |
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Michael Winner |
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"Ok, ok! We'll go bloody shoe shopping." 05/01/17 20:11:31 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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31/12/16 20:00:29 |
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Jay Oliver |
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The other bitch is an English Pointer. 30/12/16 8:09:28 |
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My first win! Thank you, everyone, for your vote!
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Leroy Brown |
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19/12/16 12:18:24 |
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Stephen Paterson |
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Careful now, someone's set booby traps. 13/12/16 14:35:11 |
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Jonathan Allsopp |
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"Excuse me, I'm looking for the hare products, please." 07/12/16 12:16:32 |
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Welsh Rarebit |
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14/11/16 8:00:38 |
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Smuldo |
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01/11/16 20:01:02 |
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Paul Reeve |
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Eventually all the tyres went down and Dave ended up with a block of flats. 13/10/16 11:00:20 |
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Michael Winner £50 |
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01/10/16 19:11:15 |
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I've never had a McFlurry. I don't think I'll bother now! ;)
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Will Cameron |
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Joe's love life had become so desperate he was reduced to making lewd gestures to pigeons. 23/09/16 19:13:47 |
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Pussy Galore |
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I thought we'd park here to be on the safe side. 16/09/16 11:00:32 |
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John Llamas |
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15/09/16 19:08:36 |
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John Llamas |
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Neil was seeing other girls behind her back. 03/09/16 7:04:25 |
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Pete |
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22/08/16 16:27:15 |
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Ron Allan |
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He was kicked out of the Angels for being a bit Wimpy 28/07/16 19:14:54 |
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Ron Allan |
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26/07/16 19:58:13 |
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John Glover |
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"Oh,Sir, are you going to buy that sex magazine, or what?" 27/06/16 11:09:41 |
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Thank you for not wanking in the shop.
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Welsh Rarebit |
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"Who wants a knuckle sandwich?" 13/06/16 7:05:40 |
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A good punch line.
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John Llamas |
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"The good news is, we didn't find any drugs. 07/06/16 20:35:02 |
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Love it!
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Dan Nicholls |
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"I f*cking well WILL have a tiger", thought little Timmy. 25/05/16 8:06:32 |
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Thanks! If I had any supervotes, you'd get all of them :)(edit: Woo woo, I got a supervote!)
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Tony Edwards |
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09/04/16 7:12:30 |
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Tony Edwards |
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23/03/16 13:09:40 |
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Bad Boy Dennis. |
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11/03/16 15:53:44 |
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Chris Halliwell |
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I'm guessing that's not a Virgin. 03/03/16 12:03:28 |
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You're on the right track
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Dan Nicholls |
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29/02/16 12:01:02 |
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Lucky Elperro |
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No Bill! That's not what Caption Me means. 24/02/16 21:23:44 |
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Brilliant :)
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Dan Nicholls |
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20/02/16 8:39:08 |
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Tracy Davidson |
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🎵 This is pound control to Major Tom 🎵 18/02/16 8:00:06 |
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Nope.
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Leroy Brown |
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27/01/16 8:16:15 |
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Zac Kramer |
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22/01/16 12:00:38 |
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Hey Zac, You only won two out of the three captions in this row. I challenge you...Can you sweep a whole row?
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Zac Kramer |
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22/01/16 8:57:39 |
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Pete |
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"What's that, babe...you fell out at the first bend?" 19/01/16 8:34:55 |
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"...We'll be there in three minutes."
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Dan Nicholls |
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17/01/16 21:14:44 |
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So how do I get in? Nocturnal admission?
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Pete |
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Romanian windscreen washer approaches Apollo 11. 15/01/16 12:00:11 |
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Pete |
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The British Olympic Swimming Team reveal their new sprint coach. 14/01/16 8:00:10 |
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This is ANOTHER great caption that I didn't write. You could do captions for the New Yorker magazine. One thing I noticed about great New-Yorker-cartoon captions (if you read) is that the captions - in an instant - often reveal a whole story - re...
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With grate power comes grate responsibility 04/01/16 12:00:14 |
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Gordon Bannerman |
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Where there's Muck there's Brass 02/01/16 21:15:57 |
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Boycie |
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17/10/15 2:41:22 |
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Ian Skelding |
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"This will be the first time I tried this Sir, the Hindenburg brandy flambe cocktail ... enjoy." 24/09/15 19:33:37 |
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Brilliant. Showcased on the Caption.Me Facebook page
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Tony Edwards |
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24/09/15 19:00:32 |
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John Llamas |
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"OK ......... got a signal, stay there folks. Hi Mum ....... " 14/09/15 7:11:51 |
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Cath Jones |
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09/09/15 7:00:39 |
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Tony Edwards |
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01/09/15 11:50:57 |
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Licensed to smell.
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Cath Jones |
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The ass is always greener on the other side. 14/08/15 11:19:14 |
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Sometimes it's browner
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Leroy Brown |
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10/08/15 20:11:50 |
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Nice caption, but y'think you could be a bit more concise?
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Kenny Ireland |
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07/08/15 12:55:15 |
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Boycie |
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They say she was raised by dwarves. 31/07/15 20:05:58 |
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Cath Jones |
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28/07/15 11:00:07 |
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Leroy Brown |
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The entrants at this year's bake-off face some stiff competition 27/07/15 19:00:27 |
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AXE |
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"Aww she's gorgeous, when's your next little honey due?" 24/07/15 11:06:25 |
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Zac Kramer |
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It looked good, but it tasted fowl 16/07/15 19:00:08 |
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Cath Jones |
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16/07/15 11:00:18 |
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Michael Winner |
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08/07/15 7:04:48 |
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Colin Dyerson |
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01/07/15 11:10:47 |
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Greg Curtis |
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"I say unto you, sinners, 'Repaint!' " 12/05/15 7:51:28 |
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Cath Jones |
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27/04/15 19:00:07 |
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stoneface1 |
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14/04/15 19:18:47 |
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With some hob goblins.
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Mark England |
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01/04/15 20:51:15 |
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must be me but its a bit sick!
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Ian Skelding |
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"We're going to induce you Mrs Jones, we think twenty years overdue is long enough." 28/03/15 12:00:11 |
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John Glover |
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11/03/15 12:56:46 |
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D C |
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Jeff's nuts roasting on an open fire. 10/03/15 12:00:37 |
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John Llamas |
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01/03/15 20:26:38 |
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Ian Skelding |
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01/03/15 12:04:10 |
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Soon as the coast is clear...they'll be dune it.
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John Glover |
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27/02/15 20:59:13 |
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John Glover |
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26/02/15 12:13:24 |
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Cath Jones |
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25/02/15 12:29:41 |
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Cath Jones |
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Hindsight is a wonderful thing. 13/02/15 20:20:48 |
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Chris Moorhead |
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"Careful guys, I think they're loaded." 07/02/15 8:54:34 |
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Oops,, I missed this too. Sorry. As mine was pretty much a carbon copy, I've removed it and given you my vote. Honest mistake guv.
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Smuldo |
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05/02/15 20:00:34 |
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Doh Nutter |
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03/02/15 12:12:35 |
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Beat me too it...hehe ;-)
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Zac Kramer |
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16/01/15 8:40:50 |
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because i likes it i does.....
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Boycie |
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"MUM ... I think Gran's put a Persil pouch in the teapot again" 15/01/15 20:38:43 |
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joint caption of week
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Cath Jones |
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09/01/15 20:00:07 |
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Gave you 'clever' vote... Why hasn't it registered?
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