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The nursery school bus crash into the Piranha infested water made identifying the remains of the kids a tricky task.
02/09/14 19:21:02
"Virgin Trains hope that the cancellation of the carriages, engine, crew, buffet car and replacement bus service did not affect your enjoyment of today's journey."
26/08/14 19:01:50
Albert Swinestein
24/08/14 20:14:10
Training eagles to swoop in and burst a balloon - the 2nd attempt.
18/08/14 8:56:11
Tree Amigos
17/08/14 8:03:00
A bird in the sand is worth toe in the bush
16/08/14 19:26:02
Fathers for just chips
15/08/14 7:08:48
Amberella
10/08/14 11:03:51
If Gordon had realised that his Amazon delivery was to be filmed live by the BBC News for being the first UK package to be sent by Drone...he was pretty damn sure he wouldn't have ordered a Sex Doll
06/08/14 11:09:38
Hitler invades china.
05/08/14 19:01:28
Cornea shop
30/07/14 11:10:36
One Flue Over the Cuckoo's Nest
25/07/14 11:24:14
Shadow Boxer.
20/07/14 11:00:05
The new BBC test card could only be shown after 9pm.
14/07/14 8:15:05
The 3 stages of Anaphylactic shock (left to right): First the subject comes into contact with the allergen, usually orally. Secondly , the subject experiences extreme swelling and slight redness of the cheeks. Final symptoms include, shock, high blood pressure and complete loss of bowel control.
13/07/14 11:06:02
Jane is part of a motorcycle display team.
10/07/14 8:42:50
Central Pork.
08/07/14 11:00:07
They must be good- the eyes follow you around the room"¦ and out of the gallery"¦ and up the road"¦
05/07/14 7:03:11
Jim thought about challenging the troops, but was just too wimpy.
24/06/14 12:03:41
I'd sooner have a sandwedge
22/06/14 19:08:35
Astra Turf
22/06/14 11:00:11
Childline.
03/06/14 19:00:42
Quentin was later arrested for vagrancy...as he had no visible means of support
18/05/14 11:00:11
The winner of the rowing race will be the first past the post.
17/05/14 11:03:30
After successfully choreographing the Y.M.C.A dance, the dancers found that D.I.V.O.R.C.E by Tammy Wynette was harder to master.
15/05/14 19:24:32
Blue Swayed Shoes
29/04/14 7:07:01
Laid to rest.
24/04/14 11:00:32
Sister'S ledge
22/04/14 19:06:07
Whodonut.
19/04/14 7:04:02
Sweet and sour.
15/04/14 8:25:44
Dickinson's Reel Deal
09/04/14 7:16:43
Bloody Orange, still can't get a signal.
30/03/14 19:43:50
Gertrude the blind milkmaid would probably never find out why she was so popular.
29/03/14 20:16:54
"Scarper lads- it's the Copse."
24/03/14 20:00:11
Phileas Sprog
21/03/14 20:39:38
Dave Lee Travis disconnecting a security camera in the BBC car park.
14/03/14 21:10:57
Nights In Light Latin
08/03/14 20:08:26
The crowds gather for 'It's a Knocker Out.'
01/03/14 9:19:25
"...And now over to Derek with the weather and sport."
28/02/14 8:07:30
"Just coke for me, I'm driving."
22/02/14 8:44:40
"Careful now, we're entering hostel territory."
07/02/14 8:08:16
Slush puppie
23/01/14 8:00:10
John could feel his assets shrinking.
19/01/14 20:03:57
Since the rabbit incident, King Midas was banned from keeping pets
15/01/14 8:39:19
Pump Fiction
08/01/14 12:10:39
The Bunny Hill Snow
29/12/13 20:03:55
screenshaver
09/12/13 20:00:05
board a collie
28/11/13 8:00:10
Rye smile.
08/11/13 8:09:16
The owner has earned a fortune from this bar. Now he'd rather be called Filthy Rich.
23/10/13 11:05:47
Right-wing extremist.
08/09/13 13:05:12
And that's why Stephen Hawking no longer likes touring in Florida.
01/09/13 7:22:08
Love hertz
31/08/13 19:09:11
These birds don't exist anymore as they were wiped out.
30/08/13 7:06:03
Bouncy hunter.
19/08/13 19:49:06
Vicar: "Would you like some Vaseline Malcolm? I always keep a pot in church."
09/08/13 19:00:10
"Let's raise our glasses for the Newly-deads."
13/06/13 19:20:10
Windscreen sniper.
10/06/13 7:29:35
I'll be late, I've been held up in traffic
04/06/13 11:00:18
The town has an ironmonger, a fishmonger and now a warmonger.
04/06/13 7:21:43
"I'm thinking of attaching a sideboard."
01/06/13 19:13:45
She was gutted after he dumped her
29/05/13 11:01:35
Day-return of the Jedi.
24/05/13 7:00:14
"Holy smoke Batman, if only there was some sign to guide us to where the Joker is hiding."
22/05/13 11:20:27
"Ooh you are nautical.............but I like you"
09/05/13 7:36:29
"Mr Twotter, this phone you sold me is borrocks!"
23/04/13 11:05:38
The Vac Street Boys.
11/04/13 19:00:11
Thindiana Jones and the template of doom.
07/04/13 8:08:31
The Man In The Unironed Mask
06/04/13 11:00:23
His bark is worse than his bite.
05/04/13 7:00:07
Unfortunately, Simon melted 5 minutes later when a gritter came racing past him.
26/03/13 8:13:51
A four gone conclusion.
23/03/13 12:44:59
🎵 and they called it Guppy Love.. 🎵
17/03/13 12:00:29
Under attack from terror-wrists.
13/03/13 20:53:33
Old caged pensioners.
12/03/13 12:00:11
🎵 The hills are alive with the sound of Ewe Sick..🎵
12/03/13 8:00:13
Cod-roe-phenia.
24/02/13 20:07:44
A fish called Honda
24/02/13 20:00:08
Speech Baubles.
21/02/13 20:00:24
She Ain't Half Hot Mum
13/02/13 20:03:42
"Let's celibate."
12/02/13 12:15:07
"...Give us this day our daily Whitbread..."
08/02/13 8:03:58
The Millennium Foilcan.
27/01/13 9:49:31
Chinese ache away.
26/01/13 20:05:51
Bless. Dalek babies are so cute.
25/01/13 9:19:38
Gun fight at the OK L'oreal.
16/01/13 12:30:13
"Fucking Flies."
15/01/13 20:07:06
"Pull harder Granddad, we're still miles from the nearest petrol station."
08/01/13 12:00:06
Another One Bikes The Dust
04/01/13 12:07:43
A Flash in the Pan.
30/12/12 12:00:07
Quick draw Macaw
19/12/12 14:43:22
PollyKilla
19/12/12 13:11:47
"Dave, you're pathetic. You just lie there and let people walk all over you."
07/12/12 8:08:27
When it's sunny, this sundial displays the time in four continents.
03/12/12 8:03:24
New York Pizza Department
30/11/12 8:08:54
Congestion barges.
14/11/12 8:04:36
Rowed rage
14/11/12 8:00:12
"Another fine mesh you've got yourself into."
13/11/12 20:43:34
A blessing in disguise
02/11/12 8:22:22
A Miss Carriage of Just Ice.
01/11/12 20:00:08
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