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Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

After the accident, police spent two hours measuring skid marks.

30/01/17 12:09:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7232Vanessa the Guesser

Shitty shitty bang bang

30/01/17 12:22:18

 
Mark England Vote score: 14236Mark England

"Toilet..DUCK!"

30/01/17 12:04:57

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Dump truck.

30/01/17 12:17:53

 
Gf j Vote score: 477Gf j

Two loos la wreck

30/01/17 12:18:31

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19672John Llamas

Twoloos-lowtrek

30/01/17 12:17:57

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11786Dan Nicholls

Tony was just finishing his crossword when he thought 'hang on, this thing's moving'.

30/01/17 12:03:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8854Neil Mackenzie

Paddy said She should of taken the second right instead of the turd.

31/01/17 10:24:29

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18347John Glover

Under the bridge it will not fit,
soon, the car behind is covered in shit.
(Poetry in motion)

30/01/17 13:11:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28374Tony Edwards

Loos loos shituation

30/01/17 12:56:55

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

So The Cubs win the World Series, Trump becomes President and it looks like Biff hasn't learned from his mistakes.

30/01/17 12:49:26

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28374Tony Edwards

Sports khazi

30/01/17 12:45:13

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Log jam ahead.

30/01/17 12:33:04

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 333Lawrence Day

Loo level bridge ahead

30/01/17 12:13:08

 
Jason Plessas Vote score: 200Jason Plessas

Bridge over troubled water closets.

31/01/17 19:44:58

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3685Vivvy En

Dave knew how to dump on his ex-wife

30/01/17 19:00:21

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3685Vivvy En

Radio: "...occasional clouds and sudden, sharp showers expected."

30/01/17 13:45:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18347John Glover

Arnold was just about to make his first motion picture.

30/01/17 13:06:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28374Tony Edwards

Sportsaloo

30/01/17 12:16:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11786Dan Nicholls

♪ ♪ Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to. ♪ ♪

30/01/17 12:01:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34295Welsh Rarebit

Warning: Underpiss Ahead

30/01/17 12:00:05

 
Polymorph . Vote score: 751Polymorph .

Inconvenient parking

30/01/17 23:42:36

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 5897Mr Dome

Thelma and Louise get wasted

30/01/17 22:40:44

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

*SPECIAL OFFER*
*This week only*
Portaloos 50% off

30/01/17 18:50:38

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 129Charles Gilbert

Before this day Frank didn't give two shits.

30/01/17 18:45:32

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

It said, Put only toilet paper down the loo. So I shat on the floor.

30/01/17 17:38:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20003Ian Skelding

Portalose

30/01/17 15:55:15

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The dangers of tailgating a crap driver.

30/01/17 15:08:32

 
William Kay Vote score: 1063William Kay

Shite Van Man

30/01/17 13:51:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

Max Head Boom.

30/01/17 13:51:14

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

♪ Portaloo Upset ♪

30/01/17 13:40:55

 
William Kay Vote score: 1063William Kay

When the shit hits the sedan, John will carry the can.

30/01/17 13:33:07

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4741Paul Reeve

"Hi honey, do you want to come outside I've got you a pony."

30/01/17 13:32:06

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

MAN WITH A VAN. £20. WILL CARRY ANY OLD SHITE.

30/01/17 12:29:26

 
Mark England Vote score: 14236Mark England

"I just caught the end of the news, I think a Timber Lorry has crashed. The man said that there's logs strewn all over the road"

30/01/17 12:27:03

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Toilet roll, anyone? Oh ...

30/01/17 12:25:55

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Benjamin arrived at Mrs. Robinson's looking like shit.

30/01/17 12:04:13

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11786Dan Nicholls

Bridge over double water.

30/01/17 12:02:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34295Welsh Rarebit

Rupert is about to have a close up view of Bridget Jones's Diarrhoea.

30/01/17 12:00:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34295Welsh Rarebit

Mike was about to experience turdulents without even getting on a plane.

30/01/17 12:00:17

 
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