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"This will be the first time I tried this Sir, the Hindenburg brandy flambe cocktail ... enjoy."
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 20556Ian Skelding

"This will be the first time I tried this Sir, the Hindenburg brandy flambe cocktail ... enjoy."

24/09/15 20:33:37

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 29237Tony Edwards

Meal High Club

24/09/15 20:00:32

 
Spud Gunn II Vote score: 535Spud Gunn II

#shatmypants #keepsmiling

24/09/15 20:14:22

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 35633Cath Jones

"Grub's up"

24/09/15 20:01:03

 
Doh Nutter Vote score: 15995Doh Nutter

"Don't worry folks, in an emergency just pull your parachute ripcords and the canapés will be deployed."

24/09/15 20:59:53

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5391Ron Allan

Raising the steaks

24/09/15 20:11:39

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

High Tea

24/09/15 20:00:26

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29237Tony Edwards

The service is floorless.

24/09/15 20:45:33

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 35633Cath Jones

Chinese man in dark glasses: "Waiter, I can't feel my Guide dog on the seat next to me anymore?"

24/09/15 21:33:35

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 35633Cath Jones

Pie in the sky.

24/09/15 20:00:35

 
Betty Boo Vote score: 2662Betty Boo

Cloudy with a Chance of Everything

24/09/15 21:41:30

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

The passengers were so pissed they hadn’t even noticed the plane had disintegrated around them.

24/09/15 20:00:07

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5517Greg Curtis

"PLEASE, no tipping."

24/09/15 20:11:04

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 35633Cath Jones

"Waiter, there's a bird in my soup"

24/09/15 20:00:08

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7740Leroy Brown

It was a Goodyear for the Chardonnay

25/09/15 7:42:09

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

"I told you I smelled gas!"

24/09/15 23:23:45

 
Doh Nutter Vote score: 15995Doh Nutter

Guests also get as high as a kite at Nigella's dinner parties.

24/09/15 20:49:31

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

Some migrants will try anything to get into the country.,

24/09/15 20:27:46

 
Doh Nutter Vote score: 15995Doh Nutter

"Chef, far be it for me to tell you how to do your job but I think we should take the beans off the menu."

24/09/15 20:20:45

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 35633Cath Jones

What goes up must come dine.

24/09/15 20:16:55

 
Spud Gunn II Vote score: 535Spud Gunn II

Did that guy down there just mouth the words 'Oh the humanity' ?

24/09/15 20:01:10

 
Dev B Vote score: 410Dev B

Airstaurant

25/09/15 18:00:45

 
Doh Nutter Vote score: 15995Doh Nutter

At launchtime in the NASA canteen the salad bar only serves rocket.

24/09/15 23:20:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18889John Glover

"I promised them all dinner in the penthouse suite at the end of September. I'm still fighting the council for planning permission, so this was the best I could do."

24/09/15 21:24:04

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3574Lucky Elperro

Constipated NHS patients only get a prescription for laxatives. Private patients on the other hand.

24/09/15 21:11:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5573Hercules Rockefeller

"Eat your heart out, Icarus!"

24/09/15 20:17:10

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

"Can you point me to the toilet please"

24/09/15 20:08:27

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9135Neil Mackenzie

The latest Restaurant craze, apparently they don't pay any ground rent.

25/09/15 16:50:11

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

If I shit, will it be a floater?

25/09/15 10:47:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

Good things come to those who wait.

25/09/15 8:31:50

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 6570Mr Dome

Suicidal Kevin smiled as he pushed the button to blow them all to smithereens

25/09/15 3:31:00

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 35633Cath Jones

I don't recommend eating in that establishment, the place is hanging.

24/09/15 22:16:24

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1412Tommy FlashBangWallop

Smile, you're on cameraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrggghhhhhh!

24/09/15 21:51:17

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1412Tommy FlashBangWallop

When they fall it definitely won't be sham pain.

24/09/15 21:36:10

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3574Lucky Elperro

Gordon Bennets! Kitchen Nightmares.

24/09/15 20:58:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29237Tony Edwards

Scareship

24/09/15 20:53:09

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

Top tips to make your soufflé rise.

24/09/15 20:41:03

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5573Hercules Rockefeller

"Bottoms up!"

24/09/15 20:04:32

 
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