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"I suppose it serves me right for being pissed and crashing out where they were painting double yellow lines."
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I suppose it serves me right for being pissed and crashing out where they were painting double yellow lines."

22/07/17 19:00:08

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Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Eric Cantonas retirement is not going well.

22/07/17 19:29:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20992John Glover

James had adored the sandwich girl from afar, he finally bought some flowers and intended to let his feelings for her be known, but once again his yellow streak prevented him from doing so.

22/07/17 19:45:37

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Few people turned up for Derek's retirement party. Traffic wardens tend not to have many friends.

22/07/17 22:07:11

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Will work for vertical striped shirt."

23/07/17 23:56:12

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Gerry may have been a beggar, but he still had standards.

22/07/17 22:58:51

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Bed-blocking is such a problem in hospitals now that they're nursing patients in the street.

22/07/17 21:57:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32699Tony Edwards

Sitizen Smith

22/07/17 21:27:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32699Tony Edwards

"Have you got any lucky heather?"

22/07/17 21:34:11

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

John hoped the flowers might help persuade his wife to take him back, unfortunately the pavement was as near as the restraining order allowed.

22/07/17 20:22:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13351Vanessa the Guesser

Flower Pot Man

22/07/17 20:08:08

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"I promised to kerb my drinking habit."

22/07/17 19:37:14

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"This bottle of piss is disgusting ..... that Bear Grylls must be off his f***ing tits."

22/07/17 19:35:24

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

All those carnations from the other caption and I could only afford these...

22/07/17 19:28:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13351Vanessa the Guesser

It's not much, but it's still life.

22/07/17 19:05:01

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

John was down on his ruck.

22/07/17 19:01:12

 
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