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I thought wed park here to be on the safe side.
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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I thought we'd park here to be on the safe side.

16/09/16 12:00:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23088Ian Skelding

"Who's responsible for that?"
"Well it's not my vault."

16/09/16 17:14:30

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

"Hello, is that webuyanycar.com?"

16/09/16 14:04:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32667Tony Edwards

Nissan Squashqai

16/09/16 12:20:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Pennies from heaven

16/09/16 12:03:46

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Safe landing

16/09/16 12:00:13

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11076Neil Mackenzie

It was a combination of events that led up to the accident.

16/09/16 12:24:36

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1413Tommy FlashBangWallop

"It's a cracker."

16/09/16 12:48:37

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2443Steve Davies

"Hello is that Halfords? you ensured me I could carry anything safely on my new roofrack as long as I secured it properly".

16/09/16 18:45:09

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6991Glyn Evans

Polo Vault.

16/09/16 13:04:41

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6991Glyn Evans

...and I got a ticket.

16/09/16 13:02:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32667Tony Edwards

Drop-off zone

16/09/16 13:01:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20948John Glover

"I see that the pound has plummeted again."

16/09/16 12:51:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

“MEEP MEEP!”

16/09/16 12:05:54

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

There's a buzz from the front... I must have a bee in my bonnet.

18/09/16 12:09:32

 
Martin Veith Vote score: 977Martin Veith

Telling signs of a pawn addict.

18/09/16 10:48:28

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5025Kenny Ireland

Safe driver.

16/09/16 22:44:41

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2443Steve Davies

Bollocks I knew I should have taken that bag of 2 pence pieces out first.

16/09/16 18:48:06

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6212Greg Curtis

"We - are - IN - the glove compartment."

16/09/16 18:01:17

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Laughing all the way to the bank

16/09/16 16:59:27

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5025Kenny Ireland

Falling securities.

(Nod to 12.51)

16/09/16 15:21:54

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Concerns raised traffic wardens are abusing their position.

16/09/16 14:51:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20948John Glover

Superman really gets pissed off if anyone nicks Clark Kents parking space.

16/09/16 14:12:43

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

Weight here

16/09/16 13:01:11

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

'I'm afraid your car is now an, eh, state'.

16/09/16 12:59:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13294Vanessa the Guesser

I'm supposed to be on a crash diet, but unfortunately I've piled on the pounds.

16/09/16 12:50:22

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

A tonne roof.

16/09/16 12:49:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6101C CaMel

Crash for Cash

16/09/16 12:44:32

 
Oliver Lindsay Vote score: 64Oliver Lindsay

"How do you suppose we get away now, Frank? You were supposed to drop it into the boot!"

16/09/16 12:36:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32667Tony Edwards

Safe to say he won't be parking there again.

16/09/16 12:33:55

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

16/09/16 12:22:10

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

The getaway driver wasn't expecting that.

16/09/16 12:19:24

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''I don't trust Kevin. He isn't a safe driver.''

16/09/16 12:15:59

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15344Dan Nicholls

Show me your ACME cab licence please sir.

16/09/16 12:15:45

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Fail-safe.

16/09/16 12:01:34

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I think it's safe to say the No Claims Bonus has gone.

16/09/16 12:00:59

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Max Eddw Max Eddw

No, no your car will be perfectly safe to park outside the bank.

20/09/16 17:27:29

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The fast buck plan fell through.

16/09/16 14:57:34

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Money torques.

16/09/16 14:52:29

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

That wasn't quite the Deposit we had in mind Sir.

16/09/16 14:10:59

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

'Cash Convertables'

16/09/16 12:10:30

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Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Elon Musk would work on his accent after one employee tried to increase the vaults.

16/09/16 12:08:48

 
Mark England Vote score: 17415Mark England

"Bloody Hell, Fingers. l knew I shouldn't of trusted you to obtain the getaway car"

16/09/16 12:08:05

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

“Are you ready down there? Ok, here it comes…”

16/09/16 12:05:32

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5226Chris Halliwell

Looks like it's failed it's Safety test.

16/09/16 12:03:49

 
Dave Mackay Vote score: 899Dave Mackay

Bitter safe then sorry.

16/09/16 12:03:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Safe deposit boxed-in.

16/09/16 12:00:12

 
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