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John Llamas Vote score: 20012John Llamas

The Officer's Mess

15/09/16 20:08:36

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11613Smuldo

Camo-Khazi.

15/09/16 21:06:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31498Tony Edwards

Major blockage

15/09/16 20:21:49

 
Mark England Vote score: 16559Mark England

For Private Smith it was a case of 'Sink or Swim'

15/09/16 20:31:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Corporal Punishment

15/09/16 20:07:09

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 18172Darthey Bussell

Armytage Shanks

15/09/16 20:54:11

 
Mark England Vote score: 16559Mark England

For his bravery, Captain Hunt was later awarded the W.C

15/09/16 20:40:39

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Sapper Jones takes the plunge

15/09/16 20:10:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

You could always rely on Lootenant James in a crisis.

15/09/16 20:04:52

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Enema At The Grate's

15/09/16 22:13:24

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 18172Darthey Bussell

Disillusioned with the Army, Johnson was just going through the motions.

15/09/16 21:57:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

War and Piss

15/09/16 20:17:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31498Tony Edwards

Basin training

15/09/16 20:12:23

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 108Sauce Pan

You learn all sorts when urine the army

15/09/16 20:06:11

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 18172Darthey Bussell

Wilson's commanding officer had ordered him to monitor the enemy's movements.

15/09/16 21:18:09

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5043Chris Halliwell

Captains Log?

15/09/16 20:11:17

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

"CODE BROWN..REPEAT..CODE BROWN!!!"

16/09/16 19:33:44

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

"Look! its Bear Grylls plugging his new show...'Lantrine Survival' "

16/09/16 19:31:25

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Stop taking the piss.

18/09/16 12:10:54

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

splashing white Sergeant.

16/09/16 19:21:03

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

Basic Draining

16/09/16 3:18:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Acrapalypse Now.

15/09/16 23:02:46

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 18172Darthey Bussell

To clean up after the Dogs of War you need a pooper trooper.

15/09/16 21:34:16

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 9439Mr Dome

In other news, we investigate the legality of Tony Blair's invasion of Iraq as the armed forces are left to clear up the shit

15/09/16 21:23:22

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 18172Darthey Bussell

Call of Doody

15/09/16 21:06:12

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6589Hercules Rockefeller

And he still has yet to discover Gomer's pile.

15/09/16 20:22:11

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

With everything in sync, he took the plunge at the first wave of Operation Shitstorm.

15/09/16 20:12:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Luckily Sam's army draining came in handy.

15/09/16 20:00:09

 
Max Eddw Max Eddw

What are you sinking about ?

20/09/16 17:27:55

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Within range of the Fartillery, Private Pike poked and puked his way through the blockade. He was later mentioned in dispatches.

16/09/16 8:05:31

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Ploppy Day.

16/09/16 8:02:24

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

Desperado !!
GOOGLE FOR THE FULL JOKE...
This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop...

16/09/16 7:34:12

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"My worst tour of duty - latrine duty."

16/09/16 4:38:57

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"I Dropped my dog tags somewhere near here."

16/09/16 4:34:51

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Get into No.2 dress now, soldier."

15/09/16 22:34:38

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

It was too much for Juan Sheet.

15/09/16 22:20:04

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 18172Darthey Bussell

The Desert Scats

15/09/16 22:10:45

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

He'd surely be better using an anti-stank gun.

15/09/16 21:54:17

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 18172Darthey Bussell

The discovery of the Hitler Diarrhoeas.

15/09/16 21:42:32

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 18172Darthey Bussell

Non Commissioned Orifacer

15/09/16 21:28:35

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14641Dan Nicholls

Someone really needs to teach Donald Trump to stop sh*tting in the sink.

15/09/16 21:17:35

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14641Dan Nicholls

Shite manoeuvres.

15/09/16 21:16:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14641Dan Nicholls

The turd regiment

15/09/16 21:16:24

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 9439Mr Dome

Dave hated the poop deck

15/09/16 21:16:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

Doug always was a bit of a shit stirer.

15/09/16 21:12:38

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

Sinkapation.

15/09/16 21:08:40

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 18172Darthey Bussell

World War number 2

15/09/16 21:05:05

 
Joe Vote score: 1610Joe

G I poos

15/09/16 21:02:40

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 18172Darthey Bussell

"ATTENTION!...ABOUT FAECES!"

15/09/16 21:02:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

The Sergeant wanted to know who was responsible?
The Platoon stood together and declared
"Wee are all responsible Sergeant."

15/09/16 21:01:45

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

French Foreign Legion's Fort soixante-neuf:
'Colonel Le Pis' batman,"Uriang M'Lud"
Colonel Le Pis,"Were't you in Monty Siphon"
Batman"Ah Wee, I starred in the 'Search for the Holy Pail'

15/09/16 20:40:53

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6589Hercules Rockefeller

Flushed Up Beyond All Repair

15/09/16 20:24:58

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Latrine duty and the blockage.

15/09/16 20:21:49

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Rank!

15/09/16 20:18:00

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

On the Water Front.

15/09/16 20:17:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Luckily Andy is a member of the Faece Corps.

15/09/16 20:13:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11560Vanessa the Guesser

Private Ryan wasn't keen on his new role as Stool Pigeon.

15/09/16 20:08:33

 
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