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Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Junk male.

22/08/16 17:27:15

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

Despite buying half the shop, Nish still refused to pay 5p for a carrier bag

22/08/16 12:02:42

 
Mark England Vote score: 16559Mark England

Land Phil

22/08/16 12:05:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21987Ian Skelding

"Do you have any deodorant?"
"Yep, ball or aerosol?"
"Neither, I just want it for my armpits."

22/08/16 16:17:07

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Winston never regretted changing his afro hairstyle to a velcro.

22/08/16 17:52:27

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

As the Unofficial African Darts Champion, Brian loved it when the Fun Fair came to town.

22/08/16 12:52:40

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''If you didn't have your head so full of rubbish, maybe you'd get on in life.''

22/08/16 15:18:30

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

There was always going to be one person out there that suffers from Hair Accessory Addiction.

22/08/16 12:31:48

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5941Tosser Wivlov

Tom Bola.

22/08/16 12:57:43

 
Mark England Vote score: 16559Mark England

No one could deny that Eric was the best Seagull catcher in town

22/08/16 12:15:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11564Vanessa the Guesser

Primark home delivery service

22/08/16 12:09:46

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14643Dan Nicholls

Juan stop shop.

22/08/16 12:00:18

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

It was a tough audience at the open-air mike night.

23/08/16 5:27:43

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Stocktaking.

23/08/16 5:23:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"...and that's why I don't swim in the river anymore."

22/08/16 21:03:34

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5707C CaMel

Head of Marketing

22/08/16 18:19:36

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Rorke's Thrift.

22/08/16 17:10:25

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5047Chris Halliwell

Top Shop.

22/08/16 16:46:12

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Stop Me and Buy One (PLEASE!!)

22/08/16 16:10:36

 
Polymorph ~ ~ ~ Vote score: 751Polymorph ~ ~ ~

'BREXIT begins to bite'

22/08/16 15:54:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Winner of the 2016 Zimbabwe Easter Bonnet Parade.

22/08/16 13:06:21

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"Even a walk is hard...when you have junk on your mind."

22/08/16 12:43:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14643Dan Nicholls

Oca-DOH

22/08/16 12:12:41

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

Stock taking

22/08/16 12:03:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Well, if the crap fits...

22/08/16 12:00:09

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

He suffers from bottle neck.

23/08/16 16:54:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"It started off with a single bobble, but I got a bit carried away."

22/08/16 21:02:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21987Ian Skelding

"Not ridiculous enough for Royal Ascot Leroy."

22/08/16 17:26:24

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Tip-ex

22/08/16 17:20:43

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Why she just can't order online like everyone else!!

22/08/16 16:51:50

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Bag-russ

22/08/16 16:27:25

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20012John Llamas

Apparently her text message said ...... " come on over baby,, it's high time I got to see your junk."

22/08/16 16:10:28

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"He grew from a tiny boy to a scrapping young man."

22/08/16 13:31:26

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5941Tosser Wivlov

Amazon dime.

22/08/16 12:53:33

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5711Vivvy En

Recycling seems to have gone to Pedro's head.

22/08/16 12:21:46

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11613Smuldo

Welcome to Bag Dad.

22/08/16 12:16:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

'A new concept in Retail Marketing- the Car Boot Sale that comes to you...'

22/08/16 21:00:02

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Head shop.

22/08/16 16:58:47

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Do you like my new earring?

22/08/16 16:28:41

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Baggy trousers

22/08/16 16:25:42

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Bagnoose

22/08/16 13:18:47

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

What's in your head?

22/08/16 13:13:01

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Market tall.

22/08/16 13:09:53

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5595Paul Reeve

"Oh for Buddha's sake Sanit I told you not to let him anywhere near the Baht shop."

22/08/16 13:02:33

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Afro carrybeanbags

22/08/16 12:43:00

 
Mark England Vote score: 16559Mark England

Titfer Tat

22/08/16 12:36:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31510Tony Edwards

Parasell

22/08/16 12:32:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Door-to-door Snailsman

22/08/16 12:31:39

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20012John Llamas

Welcome to Poundland, where nobody is impressed by a chip on the shoulder.

22/08/16 12:25:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31510Tony Edwards

Lollishop

22/08/16 12:21:54

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

The Bin Man

22/08/16 12:15:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

"Sorry officer, I can't give you a description of the thief, he had his face covered."

22/08/16 12:14:47

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Rubbish hairdo

22/08/16 12:08:05

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14643Dan Nicholls

He immediately regretted leaving his wallet at home, meaning his donkey was his only source of currency.

22/08/16 12:05:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14643Dan Nicholls

Oh, you're LITERALLY holding a sale. I thought it was like a blue cross thing...

22/08/16 12:02:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Carlos decided that it was time to bury the hat shit.

22/08/16 12:02:15

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Brian would have to take stock of his overheads.

22/08/16 12:01:02

 
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