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Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

They say she was raised by dwarves.

31/07/15 21:05:58

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

They're very short gnomes...yup, they're both under a foot

31/07/15 20:04:25

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7800Leroy Brown

Arch Rivals

31/07/15 21:02:27

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

"He's my step-brother"

31/07/15 21:02:03

 
Doh Nutter Vote score: 19126Doh Nutter

Walking around all day in unsuitable footwear caused Susan to develop leprecorns.

31/07/15 20:38:14

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7800Leroy Brown

Solemates

31/07/15 20:51:06

 
Doh Nutter Vote score: 19126Doh Nutter

Trolls can often be found lurking under bridges and arches.

31/07/15 20:41:08

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Snow White found the Dwarfs were getting under her feet

31/07/15 21:02:02

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

Gnomes under the Hannah.

31/07/15 21:07:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23084Ian Skelding

Docs Martens

31/07/15 21:05:25

 
Doh Nutter Vote score: 19126Doh Nutter

At 6' 3" in her high heels Jill dwarfs most men.

31/07/15 20:31:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32663Tony Edwards

"I think she's got a crush on us."

31/07/15 20:15:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15341Dan Nicholls

"See, the problem with those boys, they've always let women walk all over them".

31/07/15 20:05:34

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

"It's back breaking work, but I just work 9 hours - my last job was fishing for 24 hours a day"

31/07/15 21:04:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32663Tony Edwards

Highdentical twins

31/07/15 20:35:28

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Quite a feat.

01/08/15 11:28:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20942John Glover

Well somebody has got two four inch heels on their dinner table instead of the salt and pepper.

01/08/15 0:06:48

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15341Dan Nicholls

"Yeah, she had them made especially, you know, to publicise her new garden ornament business. Everywhere she goes, they go".
"Then they truly are gnome-ads".

31/07/15 20:56:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20942John Glover

"I hope she doesn't go to the dog rescue centre again, I've only just got the shit off my boots from last time."

31/07/15 20:32:35

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

♫ "High whore,
High whore,
It's off to work we go..." ♫

31/07/15 20:00:20

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I didn't want to speculate on her profession so I came up with:♫ High heels, high heels,It's taller that she feels ♫ --Glad You Remember
Ethy Vote score: 2362Ethy

Most men loved her wearing Hold-Ups.

31/07/15 20:39:11

 
AXE Vote score: 3690AXE

Snow Height

31/07/15 20:38:50

 
Ethy Vote score: 2362Ethy

"I wish this woman would lose some weight; my arms are aching."

31/07/15 20:32:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23084Ian Skelding

"Ahh, look at those poor soles."

31/07/15 20:31:38

 
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