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Action Man had trouble explaining to his superiors why he got captured so often.
26/10/12 8:56:07
Gok, Paper, Scissors.
25/10/12 19:39:54
All westerners receive a free shot.
23/10/12 19:00:17
Conical Geniuses.
22/10/12 19:00:21
There's some Thing in my coffee
21/10/12 9:01:22
"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA."
10/10/12 7:23:25
Paralytic Converter.
10/10/12 7:04:35
The Righteous buddhas
07/10/12 19:00:11
It was too late to throw in the towel
06/10/12 7:22:42
My-hut-Ma Gandhi
03/10/12 8:10:56
"I've used sunbeds all my life and they've never done me any harm." Said Stacey, 19 from Birmingham.
30/09/12 11:00:09
Spruce Springsteen
27/09/12 19:00:08
I'm really not sure about these new McDonalds urinals.
26/09/12 7:02:39
The view from the park was the dogs bollocks.
24/09/12 7:11:10
Cistern Chapel.
21/09/12 8:17:01
"I never knew her before she latched onto me in the supermarket a year ago and I didn't have the heart to tell her to go away. My last 3 boyfriends have left me because of the smell around the flat but worst of all is that stupid hat which she wears everywhere we go."
09/09/12 8:30:19
Don't you just hate it when you're stuck behind a slow couch.
01/09/12 19:00:08
Ahhh yes, the old 40-30-30 formation.
28/08/12 19:01:46
Three thousand miles away people were starting to board up their windows.
28/08/12 8:41:12
Don't forget to log out before you leave the office.
25/08/12 19:00:11
Reminds me of the wife looking for the soap in the bath
13/08/12 19:00:17
12/08/12 18:50:14
Saddled with the bill
11/08/12 10:05:36
The beach is a great place for guys and gulls to hang out.
05/08/12 10:00:46
"Something's wrong here... you're not my regular dentist..."
03/08/12 10:19:48
Caterers at the Olympic village prepare a meal for the athletes from Papua New Guinea.
28/07/12 10:08:06
"But the recipe said to add a little Basil."
28/07/12 10:05:24
Vandolls
12/07/12 19:06:57
Pack man
03/07/12 19:12:58
"Excuse me, could you direct me to the Opticians please?"
01/07/12 10:01:12
They'll put VAT on anything these days.
27/06/12 11:50:42
Dave liked to unwind at the end of the day.
26/06/12 19:00:09
A minor speeding offence.
14/06/12 10:00:08
Weapon of Mass Destruction
13/06/12 10:13:26
She was suffering from mooring sickness.
12/06/12 10:31:41
"eeeee tea"
11/06/12 19:27:22
I spy with my little eye something beginning with F.
08/06/12 10:02:49
Those with a nut allergy.. look away now
06/06/12 19:18:31
Electric blankets are not recommended for bedwetters.
03/06/12 19:16:19
Dave desperately needed help after witnessing the explosion at the bubblegum factory.
03/06/12 10:00:10
Rick had never been so keen to pick up The Bill.
31/05/12 19:10:37
£100
Holidaymakers are warned as BA prepares to launch yet another strike.
29/05/12 10:26:02
Morecambe....unwise.
26/05/12 10:23:16
The Wheel's On The Bust....
18/05/12 10:00:27
"I'd prefer a Harp if you've got one."
12/05/12 10:50:44
A bicycle, often called a bike (and sometimes referred to as a "pushbike", "pedal bike", "pedal cycle", or "cycle", is a human-powered, pedal-driven, single-track vehicle, having two wheels attached to a frame, one behind the other. A person who rides a bicycle is called a cyclist, or bicyclist.What, I should get my captions from Sickipedia? I thought you said Wikipedia.
05/05/12 19:09:31
Braking and Entering.
23/04/12 10:00:12
For breakfast, they had the works.
13/04/12 10:00:25
Anna wanted her hair to be a Shade Lighter.
18/03/12 20:12:27
Lost Property.
20/02/12 11:00:19
Staff wanted for beach restaurant: must have experience of waiting on tables.
17/01/12 11:00:12
Someone had clearly lost their bearing
14/01/12 11:00:49
Gas o lean.
04/12/11 12:07:49
Tim was his own worst enema.
10/11/11 20:32:19
Widow Shopping.
09/11/11 20:01:19
"Mummy, I need a Wii"
06/10/11 10:00:29
Get off the road ya muppet.
04/10/11 10:03:28
Spitting Image
01/10/11 10:01:17
£50
I heard it flew the grapevine.
22/07/11 10:08:26
"Someone gave me a thumbs down for my caption!!!"
06/12/06 1:06:17
it was fair to say that Tom won the game of Chicken.
29/08/07 20:42:21
''We met on Plenty of Fission.''
Mon 20:10:06
"Why don't you try auditioning for Sesame Street instead? There's a part that would suit you down to the ground."
Sat 14:05:00
''I bet she's had a cockatoo.''
28/11/25 8:01:55
Their popularity soon waned. They were a one shit wonder.
27/11/25 12:10:02
“Well we can’t call you the sword swallowing triplets anymore…”
25/11/25 8:05:42
During the Al-Fayed years, Christmas at Harrod's was very different.
24/11/25 8:29:16
Chemistry kit
23/11/25 20:13:05
"Who pulled the pug out?"
21/11/25 12:11:22
Sex change
14/11/25 12:02:37
She’s out of his league
13/11/25 8:14:06
I've just relocated from our Bury branch.
02/11/25 12:09:52
"Why did she pass out Dave?""I don't know. I'd just offered to help her with the washing..."
28/10/25 20:37:40, edited: 28/10/25 20:38:38
There were only two when we left Calais.
28/10/25 8:04:09
One of the hardest jobs in olden times was being a mobile ashtray
23/10/25 19:15:20
"It's okay... the crab's gone, dad."
23/10/25 7:01:48
J K Rowling donates new toilet for transgender men wishing to use the Ladies restroom
14/10/25 7:17:23
Unfortunately Tina broke her Cola bone.
05/10/25 11:07:54
For wetter or for worse
04/10/25 19:09:59, edited: 04/10/25 19:11:52
"Now try and ignore me!"
29/09/25 11:00:33
Honda AChord
28/09/25 11:08:43
Never Mind the Bourbons
27/09/25 11:03:33
''You can go back to your desks now. I want you all to try and think outside the box.''
26/09/25 7:02:22
A spring wedding
25/09/25 19:01:08
I feel another Andrew Lloyd Webber musical coming on.
19/09/25 19:08:34
“Do you think being an airline stewardess might not have been your best career choice “ said Dave
15/09/25 11:04:55
"To have and to... Hold 'em up!"
15/09/25 7:10:25
It's not unusual to find pussy in a red light area.
14/09/25 19:01:13
“£5 for a tiny bag of hay?!”
12/09/25 11:42:36
French Connection?
10/09/25 11:05:39
''Mmm...It's gone steiff again.''
05/09/25 7:55:30
"Sorry I'm late, darling. The traffic was crawling."
04/09/25 7:03:39
"Thank-you for loaning me the crown jewels for my trick," said Dynamo. "Oh, shit, where did they go?"
03/09/25 19:02:51, edited: 03/09/25 19:05:26
"That was my caption idea! Where's my £50?" demanded John's mum.
01/09/25 7:16:35, edited: 01/09/25 7:18:10
"Have I passed?"
27/08/25 11:06:26
She was drowning in debt.
24/08/25 19:04:16, edited: 24/08/25 19:47:12
''You spoil that vampire.''
21/08/25 7:05:46, edited: 21/08/25 7:06:48
What on Earth are you wearing?
10/08/25 11:51:24
🎵 Don't stop me-ow 🎵
07/08/25 19:26:30
Grrrrrl with a pearl earring.
06/08/25 19:06:31, edited: 06/08/25 19:07:34
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