Birthday suit

01/07/15 11:10:47

Face value

17/09/14 11:09:11

creative

If your not careful Dave your going to get a clit round the ear.

03/07/14 12:49:51

Peeping tom

02/09/15 14:19:29

Womens inconvenience

19/10/12 11:02:30

Cliff thought he was a mountain goat.Even as a kid.

10/08/12 12:43:55

We have been comming here since we were kids.

01/05/15 7:31:40

seat ibiza

29/01/15 14:02:22

These nuts are lovely but i won't be trying the currents!!!!

01/08/14 11:22:59

you charged me twenty quid for this and she keeps going down on me! If i knew that pops I would have charged you another tenner.

13/07/12 23:40:23

That's the last time we come to pompeii for a holiday!

16/07/14 14:07:21

400lb bench press

08/07/14 13:53:06

It must be the distract line!

15/05/14 7:33:39

Ive been climbing the walls all day for this ciggie

30/05/12 11:01:43

What a nice bunch.

10/06/15 8:23:38

Please someone tell her that's not the QE2.

26/06/15 7:56:41

Skatie Price

04/06/15 7:05:49

creative

Deer tricks spotter

13/05/15 9:05:50

Oh look another crab apple.

23/01/15 7:47:03

David's right arm needed serious medical attention

15/01/15 15:08:37

Paul had let his visit to the shard go straight to his head.

03/09/14 11:20:26

Does that wall looked flush to you.

19/10/12 11:12:48

All mouth no trousers

18/07/12 7:41:55

Dont bother with the Anadin luv, The panes gone now.

22/05/12 12:26:32

Mum this isn't what i meant when i said i wanted a fozen toy.

07/07/15 11:08:14

F--k me that's some earthquake

09/08/12 10:31:27

Bob soon realised he was in the wrong gear for the bike raleigh.

06/08/12 14:00:57

Hey that guy has a rifle Oh shit!

18/07/12 10:53:28

I take it wimbledon has started then.

28/06/12 11:56:21

That's the last time I eat genetically modified beetroot !

26/06/12 10:08:53

He is calf the man he used to be

31/05/12 10:20:05

i've gotta knock this crime fighting malarkey on the head. I can't catch my breath let alone a criminal.

30/05/12 11:54:00

Max clifford ponders his future.

16/05/14 13:57:40

poor Yorick! I knew him well

06/06/13 11:26:02

The Pat Butcher appreciation society gets of to a good start.

07/08/12 13:19:05

lacoste introduce their new sleeping bag range

07/06/12 12:35:39

Bloody inflatables. Wish I had brought a foot pump now!

31/05/12 13:40:15

Photography is my hobby i am a gynaecologist by trade.

06/11/15 8:20:43

Totally bamboozled

17/07/15 13:20:31

Cinder fella

10/03/15 16:24:21

Today on the Jeremy Kyle show I personally try out the new lie detector test with revealing results.

29/01/15 9:51:12

Jasons technicolor dreamcarp

27/01/15 12:46:49

The need to light a ciggie seems to come in waves.

12/01/15 12:22:04

Breaking news Key witness found in boot of police car.

17/11/14 9:52:58

Whats with the long face you have had a cob on all day.

31/07/15 11:35:35

Yep the grass is greener on the other side.

26/06/15 11:06:47

Look Jeff they do lemon flavour ones. Yes babe they make you cum in a jiffy

26/06/15 7:44:21

Now that's a hot cross bum

05/06/15 7:04:35

And the winner of the the pink rabbit dildo is....

04/06/15 9:56:11

She did't let anything fazer.

18/05/15 9:00:58

I wouldn't trust him he look like a ringer to me.

15/05/15 8:51:48

Not quite what i had in mind when you asked if i wanted my palm read.

30/04/15 13:06:35

A hare gun

02/03/15 13:33:34

Yes Mr Singh i know i said you need to change gear when going up a steep hill.

09/02/15 14:21:55

All i said was you need to lighten up a bit.

27/01/15 8:31:41

As hot as she is I really don't think there should be smoke coming from her arse.

16/01/15 12:32:48

I never knew you could re-cycle bananas

15/01/15 14:59:04

I was here first so whats your beef.

12/01/15 12:18:34

Bob took his job at NAASA a bit to seriously

07/11/14 8:24:14

Brrrr theres a bit of a nip in the air.

19/09/14 11:32:27

Oscar Pistorious leaves court undercover after getting bail.

12/09/14 13:21:47

Wow I didnt know the Klingons had there own porn channels.

11/09/14 11:16:57

I feel quite at Ohm here

01/08/14 11:18:22

When i said i wanted you to be a tiger in the bedroom you just had to take it to far didnt you.

20/06/14 11:52:04

Here have this leaflet son it entitles you to a free bra fitting across the road!

20/06/14 9:29:25

Don't look now but the guy to my left has a slice of burnt toast on his head.

16/05/14 13:43:22

I think i got the air con working luv.

30/04/14 11:22:36

I'm not walking under there I might get a clit round the ear.

30/05/13 13:33:52

My mother is in there isn't she Bob !

19/10/12 11:11:30

No urinating up th wall.

17/08/12 11:17:12

Pauls blind date didn't go down to well!

13/08/12 14:37:30

Lady Gaga on tour in Germany

06/08/12 10:06:10

Gull ever travels

05/08/12 21:19:08

The hair conditioning needs sorting out.

30/07/12 11:16:34

I said gimp mask you pair of twats !

19/07/12 11:30:03

Counting made easy with algebra.

16/07/12 11:11:41

Its a nice bar to come a relax and get things off your chest.

16/07/12 10:56:01

It's a thorny owl

13/07/12 10:07:18

Two good reasons to take regular excercise

29/06/12 9:01:17

John got a bum deal on his double glazing

23/06/12 23:19:59

so thats what sooty and sweep look like naked.

29/05/12 15:18:09

This isn't what I had in mind when I said the sign should say two feet wide x two feet deep.

18/05/12 13:31:40

Where did we go wrong! The shed dosen't look like the one in the brochure luv

08/05/12 11:42:23

Come dancing on a new level

16/03/16 15:25:16

There relationship didn't seem to be developing very well.

06/11/15 8:16:05

Jane had horizon on Paul for a long time

04/09/15 14:11:11

Goodbye Weatherfield it's been emotional

07/07/15 11:35:30

candelarmbra

01/07/15 11:08:03

Anyway quasimodo comes home from work to find Esmeralda in the kitchen with a wok. quasi say what are you doing with that wok she say i'm cooking you a meal. Quasi say thank god for that i thought you were ironing my shirt. soo funny.

29/06/15 13:27:28

Nappy dash

26/06/15 11:11:28

There seems to be a lot of condomsation on the window.

26/06/15 7:40:13

Bob always makes a spectacle of himself

24/06/15 6:55:19

Julie got the wrong idea about throwing the towel in.

20/05/15 9:21:24

Tom felt snared in to doing this gig and knew he was symbol of hard times.

20/05/15 7:13:38

High pad

04/03/15 8:06:20

Paul Weller rememberd where it all started. In a town called mallice.

03/03/15 8:16:10

Looks like a bit of a banana drama to me.

15/01/15 15:02:59

When i said kick the girl into touch i meant your girlfriend.

15/01/15 11:52:30

All in all we are just another brick in the wall.

15/01/15 10:11:18

We have a serious drink problem superman. I know but i just can't seem to lego of it.

15/01/15 10:09:39

Paul knew he was suited to life by the sea

12/01/15 12:19:40

Claire was happy that the Lab test came back negative.

05/01/15 11:42:24

The new ipad

05/01/15 11:33:46

Right it's my turn to kick ass.

20/11/14 14:23:22

Puff diddy

20/11/14 10:44:36

Nightmare on elm tree

25/09/14 10:31:37

Mary had always had a good head for money/

17/09/14 11:07:48

I'm just going to hang a hound for a while.

17/09/14 7:52:14

Brien's new iphone 6 x was bigger than expected.

16/09/14 12:31:25

Paul decided to have a break in the park

16/09/14 9:11:45

After a tap on the head jane looked very drained and had a sinking feeling.

16/09/14 8:52:39

Kerry found it hard to turn the other cheek.

02/09/14 11:37:50

Its worse than i thought. The big hens gone.

02/09/14 11:34:01

Goverment reports shows that one in three immigrants on benifits are on the fiddle.

21/08/14 11:31:06

This fan club will never take off you know.

18/08/14 12:04:31

Bob's a indepndent man but you can read him like a book

03/07/14 12:42:31

Oh no not another wall st crash.

19/06/14 7:26:17

Give us this day our daily bread !

18/06/14 11:52:22

Ok ladies if you want to make it as a professional football player you must get the diving on the floor for a free kick right!!

17/06/14 8:31:47

Now that's a chinese take away!

13/06/14 10:42:02

Jane ended up in hot water after a night out on the tiles.

13/06/14 9:04:35

Bobs diet wasn't going so well. His weight had ballooned out of control.

12/06/14 8:50:01

June was whisked of her feet.

09/05/14 11:02:44

I see Take That are on the road again.

17/01/14 10:03:54

I think you may have flooded the engine

06/06/13 11:21:24

The bring a bottle party was rather a let down

31/05/13 12:46:12

Jane ended up getting a clit round the ear.

14/12/12 11:19:12

That's not a safe place to park is it!

04/12/12 8:56:27

We can both flash mate!

23/11/12 9:46:38

I may be a parrot lady but i bet you like a cock or two!

22/11/12 9:20:35

Ok listen up guy's ! I think this could be a hoax due to the fact it's July.

20/11/12 13:20:25

This isn't what I had in mind when they said we were getting a part in a touch of frost!

20/11/12 13:13:31

I do like these paw wheel drive quads

19/10/12 20:54:02

Theres no arm in it

12/10/12 8:33:23

After getting a tap on the head Tony had a bad sinking feeling

28/09/12 8:37:29

Emirapes airways

01/09/12 21:27:52

Mr Bean enjoys a day at a trekkie convention.

31/08/12 8:29:47

I could kill for a pork chopp right now!

23/08/12 8:18:40

This will sort the bladder out Liz!

21/08/12 11:04:30

phil mitchell seen taking heather Trotter's body out of Walford.

15/08/12 15:24:53

After the olympics,East London returns to normal!

13/08/12 10:08:06

Bob's routine of getting in shape had gone to his head.

02/08/12 10:25:10

Staff go flat out to meet dead line

13/07/12 10:20:58

I hope that's your other arm there.

13/07/12 10:16:22

Hello ! Could you tell me when the next bus is due.

02/07/12 10:17:18

How did they get in here. I think they absnailed sir.

26/06/12 14:46:21

Spot the chav

19/06/12 12:05:00

F--k me wheres my caravan gone

14/06/12 8:52:35

0-Casualty in 8 seconds

13/06/12 15:09:58

What do you mean theres a slight knocking noise under the bonnet

13/06/12 11:41:37

The Hippo's mouth tumour seemed quite advanced.

11/06/12 12:00:28

Look I told you I have the x factor

07/06/12 12:43:43

Mac queasy burger

16/03/16 15:28:49

we come here often

16/03/16 15:23:46