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Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

"Wait 'til your Father gets home"

12/05/13 20:28:03

The times my mother said that. --John Glover
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

Its the only place he can find Comfort.

03/05/13 11:03:44

Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"I found them on Gumtree."

05/04/13 7:00:08

Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Stationary vehicle.

04/04/13 7:21:24

Yes, I know that. Just thought "Stationery" (as in pens and paper etc.) would have been the joke. Nevermind, as I said before I'm just being pedantic. Good caption either way. --Steve Hann
Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Unfortunately, 10 minutes later it was a write off.

04/04/13 7:00:12

John  Glover Vote score: 23223John Glover

Will Magda and Guri escape? watch next weeks exciting trailer!

12/03/13 12:15:43

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

That guy out there's been waving at me for ages, but 'll be darned if I know him.

11/03/13 9:58:52

Spud Gunn Vote score: 1595Spud Gunn

India nappyless 500

06/03/13 9:52:58

Mr Blonde Vote score: 24530Mr Blonde

Anointment will clean that off his face.

03/03/13 10:07:23

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

Greyfriars Jobby.

15/02/13 12:17:59

I've soiled myself laughing. --Spud Gunn
David Devine Vote score: 1725David Devine

Mercedes Bends

08/02/13 20:01:49

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

Put that in your pike and smoke it.

03/02/13 10:51:48

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

In his 2nd term inaugural address Obama pledges to outlaw all guns and replace them with bows and arrows.

21/01/13 20:09:25

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35219Ian Skelding

"Who put the bloody underfloor heating to maximum?"

03/01/13 9:41:17

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Some students like to eat out during their lunch period.

02/01/13 12:00:07

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Parrotrooper.

19/12/12 12:01:36

phil mcavity Vote score: 423phil mcavity

The girls liked to dress up in period costumes.

13/12/12 8:39:38

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

£100

Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent.

09/12/12 12:20:47

Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3528Ian Mclaren

Jugs like that.

02/12/12 20:07:27

Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

45 Degrees and he's wearing a jumper.

27/11/12 20:01:31

Steve Wright Vote score: 1855Steve Wright

Welcome to the Peek District.

26/11/12 20:04:46

Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

65 Million years B.T.

23/11/12 12:11:12

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

"Fred.........could you turn the serving machine down a touch?"

21/11/12 20:05:21

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

The Umpire Strikes Back.

21/11/12 20:00:19

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35219Ian Skelding

"At least we can rule out a heart attack Doc."

13/11/12 8:05:48

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Plaquerazzi

04/11/12 8:22:33

Mark England Vote score: 24078Mark England

Raveheart

05/10/12 11:08:49

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Sorry about that but a wasp flew into the cab."

11/09/12 20:53:30

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The adult female carries its young for up to a year while the wheels develop.

08/09/12 11:01:49

Ian Searle Vote score: 3155Ian Searle

Wall-Street-Crash

07/09/12 11:07:33

Gayna Dee Vote score: 2981Gayna Dee

Cupid Stunts

30/08/12 11:00:16

Mark England Vote score: 24078Mark England

"Steak and Kidney £2, Mince Beef £1.50 and Cheese and Ham £1"
Pie rates of the Caribbean

29/08/12 11:52:52

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

"MR SMITH, FOR JUST €5 MORE RYANAIR WILL LET YOU USE THE TOILET INSIDE THE CABIN."

24/08/12 11:02:54

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42618Tony Edwards

Behind every great man there's a freight woman.

22/08/12 19:08:47

Millennial man; no mean task to philosophize about the next tweet before his soy latte. --Mauris Iocus
Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

"Well, here's another fine Ness you've gotten me into!"

22/08/12 11:00:08

Ken Stapleton Vote score: 1589Ken Stapleton

Four gun conclusion

12/08/12 19:01:24

Steve Wright Vote score: 1855Steve Wright

Jack muscle

08/08/12 19:03:27

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Breeding between the lines.

31/07/12 10:00:26

Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

Life's a beach...And then you die.

16/07/12 19:12:26

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

Dave was beside himself with fear.

15/07/12 19:10:09

Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"Quick....Someone call 99."

12/07/12 10:00:11

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The houseguests arrive on Big Buddha.

21/06/12 10:00:24

General Zod Vote score: 2286General Zod

Scuba Doodle Doo

20/06/12 10:06:34

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

Dominatreks.

17/06/12 10:17:55

Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3528Ian Mclaren

Better call a joiner.

10/06/12 10:00:32

Ron  Allan Vote score: 5548Ron Allan

The lads of the 737 await news on the lifting of the hosepipe ban.

08/06/12 10:45:06

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

"Not now Cato!"

01/06/12 19:00:26

Eric Didage Vote score: 91Eric Didage

Peter Porker.

30/05/12 10:00:10

Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3528Ian Mclaren

Five miles to the galleon.

16/05/12 19:03:15

Shandonbelle Vote score: 2755Shandonbelle

Back, sack and quack.

15/05/12 19:07:34

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

"Damn, I forgot to bring the box of Milk Tray."

15/05/12 11:17:25

Lyarna Manley Vote score: 558Lyarna Manley

...and that's the way the crook is rumbled!

10/05/12 19:01:58

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

£100

Against her better judgement, Vicky accepted a lift home from her blind date.

23/04/12 10:05:15

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

"What's your handicap?"

21/04/12 10:00:09

Have you met the wife? --John Glover
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3440Paul Woolley

“Ejaculate…..ejaculate….!”

15/04/12 10:00:06

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

Shrine for man killed in flower accident.

10/04/12 10:03:54

I was trying to get an angle like this! dagnammit! lol --Roley Martin
Pablo Cabello Vote score: 4604Pablo Cabello

Broke bike mountain.

10/04/12 10:01:20

Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

This painting needs hairbrushing.

05/04/12 10:13:21

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

"Where Jewish to go sir?"

01/04/12 19:00:07

Ian Searle Vote score: 3155Ian Searle

"I'm putting your status as Quo"

31/03/12 10:12:14

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

New Pupils Welcome.

14/12/11 20:00:26

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

£50

A cat as trophy.

01/11/11 11:08:04

Rob Falconer Vote score: 3359Rob Falconer

Of course I write in small letters - I'm anti-capitalist

24/10/11 10:01:26

Coz Mackenzie Vote score: 516Coz Mackenzie

Sean Connery worried that his granddaughter had been shitting at the laptop all day.

06/10/11 16:50:22

Joe T Vote score: 3133Joe T

Do you take plastic?

20/09/11 10:02:38

Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

Time to re-coop

02/10/14 11:38:30

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 16223Neil Mackenzie

Glow ball warning.

29/09/14 22:54:57

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Council announce further playgrounds in the pipeline.

09/09/14 7:10:27

Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3528Ian Mclaren

Hanging Gardens of Boobylon.

01/09/14 11:02:00

Ron  Allan Vote score: 5548Ron Allan

"OK, miss, what would you like?"
"I'd like someone to call me an Ambulance..I've just fallen through your bloody ceiling"

15/08/14 21:34:23

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Some adverts just blow you away.

12/08/14 13:06:38

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42618Tony Edwards

Filter coffee.

07/08/14 7:14:47

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35219Ian Skelding

Bags under the eyes.

30/07/14 11:21:41

Just ' Bags under the eyes ' would get my vote. --John Glover
Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

I hate canvassers!

05/07/14 7:03:49

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42618Tony Edwards

"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with."

01/07/14 11:09:52

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

🎵 Jesus Christ, scooter star..🎵

16/06/14 19:00:05

Ha ha! Great caption --Zac Kramer
Doh Nutter Vote score: 24530Doh Nutter

"I wonder if I should have put the windbreak up first before putting on his suntan lotion."

09/06/14 11:29:49

Andy Herbert Vote score: 259Andy Herbert

Fellatio Nelson

07/06/14 7:40:15

Not easy when his column is smaller than usual. --Doh Nutter
Tony Edwards Vote score: 42618Tony Edwards

Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies.

30/05/14 7:28:02

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

Wife beater.

08/05/14 11:00:55

Mark England Vote score: 24078Mark England

Walkies with dinosaurs

25/04/14 11:07:08

Steve Wright Vote score: 1855Steve Wright

Jane would often shy away from crowds as she was conscious of her cheap prosthetic leg.

23/04/14 11:09:11

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35219Ian Skelding

"Bobby, have you put away your skatebo .. arrrh?"

02/04/14 19:14:15

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

No socks please, we're British.

16/03/14 20:00:21

Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6321Lucky Elperro

I preferred that photo of you walking away scratching your arse.

11/03/14 21:36:43

Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Going by the size of her flaps, she's not a Virgin.

26/02/14 14:39:26

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Himalayabout.

24/02/14 10:59:30

Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

" God this weather's awful!
We've had rain, sleet, now snow... whatever's next? "

" Hail Mary "

18/02/14 20:00:23

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Somebody has really pissed off the Apaches.

14/02/14 20:46:01

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

Botox- know when to stop.

12/02/14 12:01:14

Shandonbelle Vote score: 2755Shandonbelle

Police advise the public not to approach the thief who stole the priceless necklace though they believe he is unarmed.

31/01/14 12:07:11

Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

A Clawed Monet?

18/01/14 8:19:27

Dave Mackay Vote score: 901Dave Mackay

Throne away.

17/01/14 12:02:49

Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Say what you like about Gaddafi, but he did produce a nice line of novelty bottle openers.

17/12/13 20:06:35

Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2997Lee Hauxwell

Our customers always come first.

23/11/13 8:28:09

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42618Tony Edwards

As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans.

05/10/13 20:47:16

Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

Magic Johnson & Johnson.

27/08/13 7:00:14

you beat me to this one :( good show!! --Ross Davidson
Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

and Lewis in the Maclaren is called over to the pit stop for attire change.

27/07/13 11:01:00

Inspired! --Joe
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

The first Plaque President

18/07/13 11:37:45

Love it! --Dan Dan
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

"I had that David Copperfield in the back of my cab last week"

15/07/13 7:45:47

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