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"Wait 'til your Father gets home"
12/05/13 20:28:03
Its the only place he can find Comfort.
03/05/13 11:03:44
"I found them on Gumtree."
05/04/13 7:00:08
Stationary vehicle.
04/04/13 7:21:24
Unfortunately, 10 minutes later it was a write off.
04/04/13 7:00:12
Will Magda and Guri escape? watch next weeks exciting trailer!
12/03/13 12:15:43
That guy out there's been waving at me for ages, but 'll be darned if I know him.
11/03/13 9:58:52
India nappyless 500
06/03/13 9:52:58
Anointment will clean that off his face.
03/03/13 10:07:23
Greyfriars Jobby.
15/02/13 12:17:59
Mercedes Bends
08/02/13 20:01:49
Put that in your pike and smoke it.
03/02/13 10:51:48
In his 2nd term inaugural address Obama pledges to outlaw all guns and replace them with bows and arrows.
21/01/13 20:09:25
"Who put the bloody underfloor heating to maximum?"
03/01/13 9:41:17
Some students like to eat out during their lunch period.
02/01/13 12:00:07
Parrotrooper.
19/12/12 12:01:36
The girls liked to dress up in period costumes.
13/12/12 8:39:38
£100
Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent.
09/12/12 12:20:47
Jugs like that.
02/12/12 20:07:27
45 Degrees and he's wearing a jumper.
27/11/12 20:01:31
Welcome to the Peek District.
26/11/12 20:04:46
65 Million years B.T.
23/11/12 12:11:12
"Fred.........could you turn the serving machine down a touch?"
21/11/12 20:05:21
The Umpire Strikes Back.
21/11/12 20:00:19
"At least we can rule out a heart attack Doc."
13/11/12 8:05:48
Plaquerazzi
04/11/12 8:22:33
Raveheart
05/10/12 11:08:49
"Sorry about that but a wasp flew into the cab."
11/09/12 20:53:30
The adult female carries its young for up to a year while the wheels develop.
08/09/12 11:01:49
Wall-Street-Crash
07/09/12 11:07:33
Cupid Stunts
30/08/12 11:00:16
"Steak and Kidney £2, Mince Beef £1.50 and Cheese and Ham £1"Pie rates of the Caribbean
29/08/12 11:52:52
"MR SMITH, FOR JUST €5 MORE RYANAIR WILL LET YOU USE THE TOILET INSIDE THE CABIN."
24/08/12 11:02:54
Behind every great man there's a freight woman.
22/08/12 19:08:47
"Well, here's another fine Ness you've gotten me into!"
22/08/12 11:00:08
Four gun conclusion
12/08/12 19:01:24
Jack muscle
08/08/12 19:03:27
Breeding between the lines.
31/07/12 10:00:26
Life's a beach...And then you die.
16/07/12 19:12:26
Dave was beside himself with fear.
15/07/12 19:10:09
"Quick....Someone call 99."
12/07/12 10:00:11
The houseguests arrive on Big Buddha.
21/06/12 10:00:24
Scuba Doodle Doo
20/06/12 10:06:34
Dominatreks.
17/06/12 10:17:55
Better call a joiner.
10/06/12 10:00:32
The lads of the 737 await news on the lifting of the hosepipe ban.
08/06/12 10:45:06
"Not now Cato!"
01/06/12 19:00:26
Peter Porker.
30/05/12 10:00:10
Five miles to the galleon.
16/05/12 19:03:15
Back, sack and quack.
15/05/12 19:07:34
"Damn, I forgot to bring the box of Milk Tray."
15/05/12 11:17:25
...and that's the way the crook is rumbled!
10/05/12 19:01:58
Against her better judgement, Vicky accepted a lift home from her blind date.
23/04/12 10:05:15
"What's your handicap?"
21/04/12 10:00:09
“Ejaculate…..ejaculate….!”
15/04/12 10:00:06
Shrine for man killed in flower accident.
10/04/12 10:03:54
Broke bike mountain.
10/04/12 10:01:20
This painting needs hairbrushing.
05/04/12 10:13:21
"Where Jewish to go sir?"
01/04/12 19:00:07
"I'm putting your status as Quo"
31/03/12 10:12:14
New Pupils Welcome.
14/12/11 20:00:26
£50
A cat as trophy.
01/11/11 11:08:04
Of course I write in small letters - I'm anti-capitalist
24/10/11 10:01:26
Sean Connery worried that his granddaughter had been shitting at the laptop all day.
06/10/11 16:50:22
Do you take plastic?
20/09/11 10:02:38
Time to re-coop
02/10/14 11:38:30
Glow ball warning.
29/09/14 22:54:57
Council announce further playgrounds in the pipeline.
09/09/14 7:10:27
Hanging Gardens of Boobylon.
01/09/14 11:02:00
"OK, miss, what would you like?""I'd like someone to call me an Ambulance..I've just fallen through your bloody ceiling"
15/08/14 21:34:23
Some adverts just blow you away.
12/08/14 13:06:38
Filter coffee.
07/08/14 7:14:47
Bags under the eyes.
30/07/14 11:21:41
I hate canvassers!
05/07/14 7:03:49
"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with."
01/07/14 11:09:52
🎵 Jesus Christ, scooter star..🎵
16/06/14 19:00:05
"I wonder if I should have put the windbreak up first before putting on his suntan lotion."
09/06/14 11:29:49
Fellatio Nelson
07/06/14 7:40:15
Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies.
30/05/14 7:28:02
Wife beater.
08/05/14 11:00:55
Walkies with dinosaurs
25/04/14 11:07:08
Jane would often shy away from crowds as she was conscious of her cheap prosthetic leg.
23/04/14 11:09:11
"Bobby, have you put away your skatebo .. arrrh?"
02/04/14 19:14:15
No socks please, we're British.
16/03/14 20:00:21
I preferred that photo of you walking away scratching your arse.
11/03/14 21:36:43
Going by the size of her flaps, she's not a Virgin.
26/02/14 14:39:26
Himalayabout.
24/02/14 10:59:30
" God this weather's awful! We've had rain, sleet, now snow... whatever's next? " " Hail Mary "
18/02/14 20:00:23
Somebody has really pissed off the Apaches.
14/02/14 20:46:01
Botox- know when to stop.
12/02/14 12:01:14
Police advise the public not to approach the thief who stole the priceless necklace though they believe he is unarmed.
31/01/14 12:07:11
A Clawed Monet?
18/01/14 8:19:27
Throne away.
17/01/14 12:02:49
Say what you like about Gaddafi, but he did produce a nice line of novelty bottle openers.
17/12/13 20:06:35
Our customers always come first.
23/11/13 8:28:09
As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans.
05/10/13 20:47:16
Magic Johnson & Johnson.
27/08/13 7:00:14
and Lewis in the Maclaren is called over to the pit stop for attire change.
27/07/13 11:01:00
The first Plaque President
18/07/13 11:37:45
"I had that David Copperfield in the back of my cab last week"
15/07/13 7:45:47