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Dan Nicholls	Love storey. 26/01/16 8:00:54	19

Michael Winner	lol MPs call to ban dangerous new sport of air jousting. 11/01/16 8:03:09	19

Michael Winner	lol "What's that, Lassie? There's a nuclear weapon about to go off, and we've only got six seconds to-" 01/11/15 12:00:22	19

Spud Gunn II	creative Passers-by surprised to see David Cameron checking the temperature of pigs heads using a pink thermometer. 02/10/15 11:02:25	19

Tracy Davidson	Sealfie 01/10/15 7:00:08	19

Tracy Davidson	lol x2 OK, that dentist has definitely gone too far this time. 22/09/15 19:00:06	19

Tony Edwards	clever Liar Liar 22/09/15 7:29:41	3 19
It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :) --Leroy Brown
Cath Jones	Roger the owner likes to play safe by hedging his pets. 06/09/15 19:00:07	19

Cath Jones	Caption Pugwash 30/08/15 7:00:07	19

Ian Skelding	lol "You sing great, do you play any instruments?" "I play a little guitar." 29/08/15 7:12:43	19

Dan Nicholls	lol clever x3 Neighbourhood watch crew catches lead thieves red handed. 04/08/15 11:00:05	1 19
Canon Law --Leroy Brown
Tosser Wivlov	lol Meetin' two veg. 27/07/15 7:06:13	19

Tony Edwards	Whiz kid 08/07/15 7:24:31	19

Greg Curtis	creative "To put herself through ballet school, she worked as a turnstile." 30/06/15 19:17:50	1 19
I tried to come up with a good turnstile one - nice work Greg - nailed it! --Dan Nicholls
Michael Monkhouse	creative I'm feeling a little run down. 29/06/15 7:58:49	19

Tony Edwards	lol x3 "Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 19:51:45	19

Tony Edwards	Close, but no cigar 18/06/15 11:01:17	19

Mike Stevens	lol clever Black Bunny was very camera shy when he first popped out of her sleeve 18/06/15 11:00:22	19

Ian Searle	"Cello... Is it me you're lookin' for...?" 17/06/15 11:43:16	19

Mark England	lol "I want peanuts, a size 48 tutu and some sticky buns....or I drop the boy" 10/05/15 11:16:55	4 19
in your opinion. --Lucky Elperro
Mark England	"I see Spiderman was pissed again last night" 05/04/15 11:00:58	19

Tony Edwards	lol "Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04	19

Lucky Elperro	At Edinburgh Zoo, keepers were at a loss to explain the darts in all the chimpanzees arses. 23/02/15 20:08:26	1 19
Maybe it was Croccy Wilson. --Doh Nutter
Tony Edwards	Yankee Google 03/02/15 20:27:37	19

Ian Skelding	lol "Get a tomb." 01/02/15 20:34:05	1 19
Unbeatable caption, you just need to put the lid on and then you've nailed it!..ho ho ha ha --Tiny Alien
Doh Nutter	Santa's Little Yelpers 25/01/15 20:22:45	19

Steve Davies	lol x2 "I thought you said you knew how to change a nappy". 16/11/14 14:59:04	19

Tony Edwards	lol Having tried on all the shoes in the shop, Katie decided that she liked the first pair that she tried on the best. 02/11/14 12:51:29	19

Smuldo	lol creative x2 Nora Baccy. 23/10/14 11:05:32	19

Tracey Sarge	clever Jason and the technicolor dreamcolt. 18/10/14 21:10:05	4 19
The top seven captions here are EXCELLENT, so congratulations so far!...You're winning by a nose. --Greg Curtis
Cath Jones	Fun Guy grows on tree. 05/10/14 11:14:49	19

Tracy Davidson	creative Ministry of Silly Hawks 28/09/14 20:52:57	19

Hercules Rockefeller	A Nice Chair On Elm Street 25/09/14 19:13:32	19

Pete	creative x5 Margaret was devastated when she was told by the Guinness Book of Records that another dragonfly had crossed the Niagara Falls on a tightrope wearing stilts in 1963. 08/09/14 13:06:19	1 19
Come on people...it's the green button with a picture of a thumb --Ron Allan
Doh Nutter	Page 3 of the Toys R Us catalogue. 30/08/14 11:05:38	19

Pete	lol x2 Igor doesn't have wavy hair, he has tsunami hair. 28/08/14 21:31:38	19

Leroy Brown	Some mare over the rainbow 19/08/14 11:06:12	1 19

Paul Reeve	The girls were on a site seeing tour. 13/08/14 19:00:15	19

AXE	mugshot 07/08/14 7:00:08	19

D C	Excuse me while I just pop out for a little Hand Solo. 03/08/14 19:19:59	19

Tracy Davidson	No wonder Darth Vader always sounded out of breath. 03/08/14 19:00:18	19

Mark England	lol x2 "Good man, you got the razor blade. Now let's see how cute the meerkat looks without ears" 11/07/14 20:00:38	1 19
Is it just me, or this the best round of captions in ages? I love this. --Michael Winner
Mark England	Gerbal Tea 05/07/14 11:19:27	19

Pete	lol "SIT DOWN" 03/07/14 7:00:57	19

Smuldo	creative Par-Tee Food. 22/06/14 19:01:22	19

Doh Nutter	This model comes with all the latest cutting hedge technology. 22/06/14 11:39:59	19

Michael Winner	"He won't negotiate, sir- he says he's going to blow up everyone in the building." 11/06/14 19:07:36	2 19
They would probably need a blow by blow account once it's all over. --Boycie
Tracy Davidson	lol "Gran, we want to take you on a little trip to Switzerland. What do you think?" 01/06/14 11:00:07	19

Boycie	lol x2 creative If you think this impressive, you should see him when he surfs with the bike under his arm. 30/05/14 7:19:08	19

John Llamas	creative x2 A boy named Sioux 22/04/14 11:10:33	19

John Llamas	creative "Sorry officer, I didn't see the light." 22/04/14 7:43:23	19

Michael Winner	Accountants. 17/04/14 19:00:07	19

Mark England	"Run Forrest Run" 24/03/14 20:16:35	19

Lucky Elperro	lol "He's always like that after a visit to the blood donor centre". 22/03/14 21:18:30	19

Nick A	lol "Putting your Ass on the line." 05/03/14 0:55:36	19

Smuldo	creative Mountain rest queue. 24/02/14 12:20:44	19

Glyn Evans	lol For some drivers, this makes no fucking difference. 31/01/14 8:13:20	19

Mark England	George was hoping to make the Olympus diving team 26/01/14 10:37:47	19

Zac Kramer	creative Sony Liston 25/01/14 12:00:10	2 19
I didn't see the other one until after voting for this one, but this caption just gets straight to the gag (I was going to say 'punch line', but I resisted. Doh!). The other one is good, but the setup goes all over the place in order to get to ... --Michael Winner
Neil Mackenzie	lol Roy was being stalked by an old flame. 07/01/14 10:12:31	19

Lucky Elperro	"I'm going to climb that mountain. If I'm not back in two days, send more batteries" 29/12/13 21:24:07	3 19
It's always the way- the ones that I think are really good never get more than a single vote (if any), and some of the captions that I knock off sometimes come top. I wish I knew what the formula was for writing captions that get votes- in the ca... --Michael Winner
Cath Jones	creative x2 Hop along classily. 19/11/13 12:21:48	19

Michael Winner	lol x2 Although it was invented in 1862, it wasn't until 1914 that the Land Mine was first used correctly. 14/11/13 8:27:34	19

Tosser Wivlov	No win, no fee, no photocopier, no table, no.... 28/10/13 15:04:52	2 19
No tarypublic --Lee Hauxwell
Mr Blonde	The Empire Strikes Bach. 19/09/13 11:22:01	19

Michael Winner	lol Mirror, mirror, mirror, mirror, mirror, mirror, mirror, mirror, mirror, signal, manoeuvre. 21/07/13 7:09:59	19

Tracy Davidson	lol A ginger pussy, a pole and two fat cows...reminds me of my stag night. 17/06/13 11:05:04	19

D C	Unlike most I.T. Geeks, Eddie had actually been laid. 16/06/13 21:05:37	19

Pete	lol x3 creative An infestation of hammerhead spiders was driving Rover mad. 31/05/13 11:26:05	3 19
Thanks to this caption, most of my sandwich is now all over my keyboard. --Oli Blackwell
Gordon Bannerman	lol x3 "Wait 'til your Father gets home" 12/05/13 20:28:03	4 19
The times my mother said that. --John Glover
Tosser Wivlov	Its the only place he can find Comfort. 03/05/13 11:03:44	19

Dan Dan	"I found them on Gumtree." 05/04/13 7:00:08	19

Helen Llamas	Stationary vehicle. 04/04/13 7:21:24	4 19
Yes, I know that. Just thought "Stationery" (as in pens and paper etc.) would have been the joke. Nevermind, as I said before I'm just being pedantic. Good caption either way. --Steve Hann
Cath Jones	Unfortunately, 10 minutes later it was a write off. 04/04/13 7:00:12	19

John Glover	lol creative Will Magda and Guri escape? watch next weeks exciting trailer! 12/03/13 12:15:43	19

Tosser Wivlov	That guy out there's been waving at me for ages, but 'll be darned if I know him. 11/03/13 9:58:52	19

Spud Gunn	creative India nappyless 500 06/03/13 9:52:58	19

Mr Blonde	Anointment will clean that off his face. 03/03/13 10:07:23	19

F Mackay	lol x2 Greyfriars Jobby. 15/02/13 12:17:59	2 19
I've soiled myself laughing. --Spud Gunn
David Devine	Mercedes Bends 08/02/13 20:01:49	19

F Mackay	Put that in your pike and smoke it. 03/02/13 10:51:48	19

F Mackay	lol creative In his 2nd term inaugural address Obama pledges to outlaw all guns and replace them with bows and arrows. 21/01/13 20:09:25	19

Ian Skelding	lol "Who put the bloody underfloor heating to maximum?" 03/01/13 9:41:17	1 19

Pete	lol Some students like to eat out during their lunch period. 02/01/13 12:00:07	1 19

Cath Jones	Parrotrooper. 19/12/12 12:01:36	19

phil mcavity	The girls liked to dress up in period costumes. 13/12/12 8:39:38	2 19

Cath Jones £100	Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent. 09/12/12 12:20:47	15 19

Ian Mclaren	Jugs like that. 02/12/12 20:07:27	1 19

Dan Dan	45 Degrees and he's wearing a jumper. 27/11/12 20:01:31	4 19

Steve Wright	Welcome to the Peek District. 26/11/12 20:04:46	1 19

Dan Dan	65 Million years B.T. 23/11/12 12:11:12	19

John Llamas	"Fred.........could you turn the serving machine down a touch?" 21/11/12 20:05:21	19

Cath Jones	The Umpire Strikes Back. 21/11/12 20:00:19	19

Ian Skelding	"At least we can rule out a heart attack Doc." 13/11/12 8:05:48	2 19

John Llamas	Plaquerazzi 04/11/12 8:22:33	19

Mark England	Raveheart 05/10/12 11:08:49	19

Pete	"Sorry about that but a wasp flew into the cab." 11/09/12 20:53:30	2 19

Pete	The adult female carries its young for up to a year while the wheels develop. 08/09/12 11:01:49	1 19

Ian Searle	Wall-Street-Crash 07/09/12 11:07:33	19

Gayna Dee	Cupid Stunts 30/08/12 11:00:16	19

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