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"To put herself through ballet school, she worked as a turnstile."
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Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

"To put herself through ballet school, she worked as a turnstile."

30/06/15 20:17:50

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I tried to come up with a good turnstile one - nice work Greg - nailed it! --Dan Nicholls
Ethy Vote score: 2362Ethy

Pat finally succumbed to peer pressure.

30/06/15 20:01:36

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Eileen, Dover

30/06/15 20:01:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15684Dan Nicholls

Demonstrating the temperature through the medium of dance. I give you...90 degrees.

30/06/15 20:02:02

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7800Leroy Brown

♪Slipping on the dock of the bay♪

30/06/15 21:21:53

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15684Dan Nicholls

And she wonders how she gets chapped lips.

30/06/15 20:53:15

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You got me giggling :) --Greg Curtis
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15684Dan Nicholls

Bridge-it Jones.

30/06/15 20:00:07

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7800Leroy Brown

After a night out on Wigan pier, Sarah was feeling a little hung over.

30/06/15 20:49:45

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

"Pictured here: Jane is showing the subtle symptoms of an inner-ear infection."

30/06/15 20:24:00

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Julie is displaying Suez-cidal tendencies.

30/06/15 20:00:12

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Bridge of Thighs

30/06/15 21:58:15

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20078John Llamas

Sally was having trouble getting rid of the crabs.

30/06/15 21:50:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21648John Glover

Shiela had a phobia about breaking wind, especially in public. She often found a quiet place to fart and noticed if she screamed at the same time the whole unpleasant incident was over in half the time.

30/06/15 21:06:05

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

"My biggest regret?...letting her take that expressive-dance class."

30/06/15 20:32:40

 
Ethy Vote score: 2362Ethy

Rachel was feeling a little wet and needed a blow dry.

30/06/15 20:22:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25240Ian Skelding

"My next door neighbour's practising his casting again."

30/06/15 20:18:46

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Lucy is about to give berth.

30/06/15 20:09:04

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

Sally had always been a bit of the rails

30/06/15 20:08:34

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

"Sally sells shrooms down by the seashore."

30/06/15 20:01:41

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

For some reason Doris was always drawn to the sea

01/07/15 14:58:46

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

"Well they never warned me about falling sideways"

01/07/15 14:13:40

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

Things aren't what they might a pier.

01/07/15 7:01:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24464Michael Winner

"Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see..."

01/07/15 6:28:43

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2029Karen Oakenfull

Despite the sign warning that there's a risk of hurtling down a steep embankment on your arse, Fiona takes no heed and continues to lark about as though on some kind of death wish.

01/07/15 1:46:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21648John Glover

Missing as a newborn and believed to be dead, Marie was discovered as a six year old deep in a forest, having been reared by a dominant male wolf. Behaviourists say it will still take many years for her to break the pattern of habits she learnt from him.

01/07/15 0:07:54

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5262Lucky Elperro

No Mary, that's not how they do beatboxing.

30/06/15 20:23:14

 
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