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Fly on the wall

30/05/13 19:12:11

lol x3

Knickerless Sarkozy.

27/05/13 23:02:44

lol

The last word Fido heard was "Fetch"

17/04/13 11:13:08

"The Panic is over...it's just a Mars Bar."

08/04/13 11:36:54

creative

Hergé's adventures of Tin.

13/03/13 14:39:06

Are you a man or a mouse?

10/03/13 8:22:10

In these rough times Derek was just glad to have a Firkin job.

08/03/13 20:00:31

creative x2

Clarence would spend hours each day landing a model helicopter on his nose.

05/03/13 20:30:05

lol x2

"Wow, what a massive fanny, fannyy fannnyyyy fannyyyyy."
"No need to go on about it Clive."
"I'm not, that's just the echo."

09/02/13 11:10:38

creative

Paddy misunderstood the estate agent's request
to leave a small deposit on the plot of land he'd just
agreed to buy

05/02/13 12:01:53

"Mum! Brian's up to sumping again."

24/01/13 12:18:25

lol

The Old Grey Squirrel Test

13/01/13 12:02:55

creative

Clockwork Arrange.

13/01/13 8:05:49

lol

"You here about the Jessops gift vouchers too?"

10/01/13 20:05:29

After hitching a lift, Bob liked to tip the driver.

09/01/13 20:05:00

Bodies in perfect cemetery

09/01/13 15:06:42

lol

"Could someone put the Ariel in please?"

08/01/13 8:04:18

Wee will rock you.

31/12/12 8:00:39

" Icey a little silhouetto of a man."

16/12/12 8:09:07

Worst case scenario

08/12/12 17:49:37

Sealed with a Piss.

21/11/12 8:02:27

Park and Died.

16/11/12 20:00:08

Tooth pics

04/11/12 8:32:29

This is believed to pre-date the Ironing Age

30/10/12 20:05:12

You may laugh, but the Swiss Army have ordered fifty.

27/10/12 8:00:37

Mark was just Fab.

18/10/12 7:04:49

A View to a Grill.

08/10/12 19:33:44

Monastery of Sound

07/10/12 19:26:49

Unfortunately the lead singer had taken a vow of silence.

07/10/12 19:18:43

Due to a rise in violence bus drivers will be allowed to carry side-arms.

01/10/12 19:03:18

Hyundry.

28/09/12 19:00:08

"I'm getting a faint aroma of old newspapers, half-eaten cheese sandwiches and rotting fruit, with just a hint of urine."

27/09/12 11:41:15

Spray Tan.

24/09/12 7:00:10

A Parking Meteor.

23/09/12 19:00:30

Reproduction Furniture.

21/09/12 13:57:21

Rotorhome

16/09/12 7:02:59

Don't worry sir, we'll soon have you in stitches

12/09/12 19:05:50

Honey, what's the hold up in the bathroom ?

11/09/12 11:26:05

Wickerpeedia.

09/09/12 11:16:02

♫ Strawberry yields for Trevor. ♫

06/09/12 19:00:09

One for the rodeo.

06/09/12 11:28:04

King Solomon's Fines.

03/09/12 19:00:08

"Bloody Humans have pulled the wipers off."

01/09/12 11:04:17

Ok. No need to Ramadan our throats

31/08/12 11:14:25

Marley Davidson

29/08/12 11:08:52

Only pools and horses

28/08/12 11:44:28

Good throw Sir,you keep what you ring,take her home.

22/08/12 7:48:55

Chris was just 23 when his wife started looking at carpet samples.

19/08/12 19:00:38

Suite Dreams.

19/08/12 19:00:12

Golden Receiver

08/08/12 19:06:27

Semi Dethatched.

30/07/12 10:02:32

Freak hurricane leaves a trailer destruction.

21/07/12 19:02:32

Top Queer

20/07/12 19:09:55

Running out of police officers and soldiers, as a last resort London Zoo jumps in to help secure the 2012 Olympics.

19/07/12 19:00:14

I asked them if they wanted decking in their hallway

11/07/12 19:21:55

I said vasoline

04/07/12 10:08:13

In line with tradition Alfred Hitchcock had a cameo role in the episode of 'Keeping Up Appearances' he directed.

22/06/12 19:48:18

"Why would anyone send me Spam mail?"

21/06/12 19:01:53

Harley David's son

14/06/12 10:05:30

Ma's Attacks

11/06/12 19:06:26

"Well the seed packet said grow your own dope!"

11/06/12 11:12:07

Seconds later it was just a wrecked tangle...

09/06/12 10:42:48

A train will be along in a minute torso.

07/06/12 19:18:29

"I'm dilated to make your acquaintance"

30/05/12 19:03:00

Four Ply Four.

29/05/12 19:00:16

"Nightwear on Elm Street."

27/05/12 10:46:57

"Why do you think we're stuffed?"
"Because I've lost the map."

19/05/12 10:07:10

Deflower of Scotland

17/05/12 12:37:00

Lambshades.

03/05/12 19:03:05

Lawrence of Suburbia

03/05/12 11:04:21

It was not the first time Michael had taken Peter up the back passage.

30/04/12 10:00:10

Jack loved going for a ride with his 'half brother.'

23/04/12 19:24:43

Mick’s - in – bowl

22/04/12 19:00:33

Frogs porn

09/04/12 10:00:55

Worst Scooby Doo villain hiding place ever.

05/04/12 10:01:41

"Call pest control. Tell them he's back."

16/03/12 12:07:32

Even in Amsterdam the January sales threw up some special offers.

12/01/12 11:03:48

Grafeeti

17/12/11 20:01:35

Puss in booze

28/10/11 19:08:06

Iraq of Ribs.

19/10/11 10:11:45

Just add Marge

17/10/11 12:32:27

Spread The Word

17/10/11 10:20:01

Wag on wheel

02/10/11 10:02:52

ten-tickles

19/09/11 10:04:11

Nicole?
Pap-aaaaaaaargh!

02/09/11 10:53:03

After eight hours, the submarine finally got the better of Eric

03/08/11 10:04:48

lol

“If Attenborough uses that I will kill him “

Sat 20:10:40

🎵 Oh Camel Ye Faithful 🎵

24/11/25 8:10:23

Let sleeping Docs lie

13/11/25 20:00:33, edited: 13/11/25 20:00:53

"So Gran you can't make it for Christmas. The kids will be upset" said Sue

13/11/25 12:01:10

lol

She said she would be ready in five minutes.

09/11/25 20:02:33

lol creative

"Why are you looking in that end, Nan?"

"Because I saw you put boot polish on the other end, Dennis. I'm not an idiot!"

09/11/25 12:02:37

Nappy hour

03/11/25 12:01:47

Batteries not included

30/10/25 12:01:45

Chain smoking

29/10/25 20:12:27

creative

"Actually, guys, I think it was the next drain I dropped my earing in."

29/10/25 12:09:59

"Need to add some ginger."

21/10/25 19:06:03

"I think Father O'Reilly may have had one too many complimentary beverages."

20/10/25 7:07:45

clever

Heather Mills was given a pair, but unfortunately she had one too many.

11/10/25 7:11:49

lol x3

And we're down to the final three in the Extreme Glory Hole championships

09/10/25 9:43:03