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"Steak and Kidney £2, Mince Beef £1.50 and Cheese and Ham £1"Pie rates of the Caribbean
29/08/12 11:52:52
"MR SMITH, FOR JUST €5 MORE RYANAIR WILL LET YOU USE THE TOILET INSIDE THE CABIN."
24/08/12 11:02:54
Behind every great man there's a freight woman.
22/08/12 19:08:47
"Well, here's another fine Ness you've gotten me into!"
22/08/12 11:00:08
Four gun conclusion
12/08/12 19:01:24
Jack muscle
08/08/12 19:03:27
Breeding between the lines.
31/07/12 10:00:26
Life's a beach...And then you die.
16/07/12 19:12:26
Dave was beside himself with fear.
15/07/12 19:10:09
"Quick....Someone call 99."
12/07/12 10:00:11
The houseguests arrive on Big Buddha.
21/06/12 10:00:24
Scuba Doodle Doo
20/06/12 10:06:34
Dominatreks.
17/06/12 10:17:55
Better call a joiner.
10/06/12 10:00:32
The lads of the 737 await news on the lifting of the hosepipe ban.
08/06/12 10:45:06
"Not now Cato!"
01/06/12 19:00:26
Peter Porker.
30/05/12 10:00:10
Five miles to the galleon.
16/05/12 19:03:15
Back, sack and quack.
15/05/12 19:07:34
"Damn, I forgot to bring the box of Milk Tray."
15/05/12 11:17:25
...and that's the way the crook is rumbled!
10/05/12 19:01:58
£100
Against her better judgement, Vicky accepted a lift home from her blind date.
23/04/12 10:05:15
"What's your handicap?"
21/04/12 10:00:09
“Ejaculate…..ejaculate….!”
15/04/12 10:00:06
Shrine for man killed in flower accident.
10/04/12 10:03:54
Broke bike mountain.
10/04/12 10:01:20
This painting needs hairbrushing.
05/04/12 10:13:21
"Where Jewish to go sir?"
01/04/12 19:00:07
"I'm putting your status as Quo"
31/03/12 10:12:14
New Pupils Welcome.
14/12/11 20:00:26
£50
A cat as trophy.
01/11/11 11:08:04
Of course I write in small letters - I'm anti-capitalist
24/10/11 10:01:26
Sean Connery worried that his granddaughter had been shitting at the laptop all day.
06/10/11 16:50:22
Do you take plastic?
20/09/11 10:02:38
Time to re-coop
02/10/14 11:38:30
Glow ball warning.
29/09/14 22:54:57
Council announce further playgrounds in the pipeline.
09/09/14 7:10:27
Hanging Gardens of Boobylon.
01/09/14 11:02:00
"OK, miss, what would you like?""I'd like someone to call me an Ambulance..I've just fallen through your bloody ceiling"
15/08/14 21:34:23
Some adverts just blow you away.
12/08/14 13:06:38
Filter coffee.
07/08/14 7:14:47
Bags under the eyes.
30/07/14 11:21:41
I hate canvassers!
05/07/14 7:03:49
"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with."
01/07/14 11:09:52
🎵 Jesus Christ, scooter star..🎵
16/06/14 19:00:05
"I wonder if I should have put the windbreak up first before putting on his suntan lotion."
09/06/14 11:29:49
Fellatio Nelson
07/06/14 7:40:15
Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies.
30/05/14 7:28:02
Wife beater.
08/05/14 11:00:55
Walkies with dinosaurs
25/04/14 11:07:08
Jane would often shy away from crowds as she was conscious of her cheap prosthetic leg.
23/04/14 11:09:11
"Bobby, have you put away your skatebo .. arrrh?"
02/04/14 19:14:15
No socks please, we're British.
16/03/14 20:00:21
I preferred that photo of you walking away scratching your arse.
11/03/14 21:36:43
Going by the size of her flaps, she's not a Virgin.
26/02/14 14:39:26
Himalayabout.
24/02/14 10:59:30
" God this weather's awful! We've had rain, sleet, now snow... whatever's next? " " Hail Mary "
18/02/14 20:00:23
Somebody has really pissed off the Apaches.
14/02/14 20:46:01
Botox- know when to stop.
12/02/14 12:01:14
Police advise the public not to approach the thief who stole the priceless necklace though they believe he is unarmed.
31/01/14 12:07:11
A Clawed Monet?
18/01/14 8:19:27
Throne away.
17/01/14 12:02:49
Say what you like about Gaddafi, but he did produce a nice line of novelty bottle openers.
17/12/13 20:06:35
Our customers always come first.
23/11/13 8:28:09
As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans.
05/10/13 20:47:16
Magic Johnson & Johnson.
27/08/13 7:00:14
and Lewis in the Maclaren is called over to the pit stop for attire change.
27/07/13 11:01:00
The first Plaque President
18/07/13 11:37:45
"I had that David Copperfield in the back of my cab last week"
15/07/13 7:45:47
Fly on the wall
30/05/13 19:12:11
Knickerless Sarkozy.
27/05/13 23:02:44
The last word Fido heard was "Fetch"
17/04/13 11:13:08
"The Panic is over...it's just a Mars Bar."
08/04/13 11:36:54
Hergé's adventures of Tin.
13/03/13 14:39:06
Are you a man or a mouse?
10/03/13 8:22:10
In these rough times Derek was just glad to have a Firkin job.
08/03/13 20:00:31
Clarence would spend hours each day landing a model helicopter on his nose.
05/03/13 20:30:05
"Wow, what a massive fanny, fannyy fannnyyyy fannyyyyy.""No need to go on about it Clive.""I'm not, that's just the echo."
09/02/13 11:10:38
Paddy misunderstood the estate agent's requestto leave a small deposit on the plot of land he'd just agreed to buy
05/02/13 12:01:53
"Mum! Brian's up to sumping again."
24/01/13 12:18:25
The Old Grey Squirrel Test
13/01/13 12:02:55
Clockwork Arrange.
13/01/13 8:05:49
"You here about the Jessops gift vouchers too?"
10/01/13 20:05:29
After hitching a lift, Bob liked to tip the driver.
09/01/13 20:05:00
Bodies in perfect cemetery
09/01/13 15:06:42
"Could someone put the Ariel in please?"
08/01/13 8:04:18
Wee will rock you.
31/12/12 8:00:39
" Icey a little silhouetto of a man."
16/12/12 8:09:07
Worst case scenario
08/12/12 17:49:37
Sealed with a Piss.
21/11/12 8:02:27
Park and Died.
16/11/12 20:00:08
Tooth pics
04/11/12 8:32:29
This is believed to pre-date the Ironing Age
30/10/12 20:05:12
You may laugh, but the Swiss Army have ordered fifty.
27/10/12 8:00:37
Mark was just Fab.
18/10/12 7:04:49
A View to a Grill.
08/10/12 19:33:44
Monastery of Sound
07/10/12 19:26:49
Unfortunately the lead singer had taken a vow of silence.
07/10/12 19:18:43
Due to a rise in violence bus drivers will be allowed to carry side-arms.
01/10/12 19:03:18
Hyundry.
28/09/12 19:00:08
