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Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

"What's that, Lassie? There's a nuclear weapon about to go off, and we've only got six seconds to-"

01/11/15 12:00:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

A scene from Ingmar Bergman's 'Marley and Me'.

01/11/15 12:04:02

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X-Rayted is it? --Darthey Bussell
Mark England Vote score: 17472Mark England

Tails From The Crypt

01/11/15 12:03:04

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2443Steve Davies

The kennel club refused to recognise it as a bonified breed.

01/11/15 12:02:23

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 646Barrie Bullock

Derek's butt plug fetish was the death of him.

01/11/15 12:21:47

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20017John Llamas

The dog knew that if he bolted now it could make a humerus anecdote.

01/11/15 13:25:31

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2443Steve Davies

After years of training Prince turned out to be an excellent died dog.

01/11/15 12:01:07

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 19172Darthey Bussell

Jacob Marley and Me
(nod to 12.04.02)

01/11/15 12:44:20

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

I'd hoped that if we waited long enough before answering the doorbell they'd have gone away.

01/11/15 15:16:07

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2868GeeDee

Police announce they will be operating only Skeleton Staff this Halloween

01/11/15 14:24:29

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 19172Darthey Bussell

Dog act accused of using a stand in for the death scene in final of Britain's Got Violent.

01/11/15 14:18:07

 
Spud Gunn II Vote score: 535Spud Gunn II

And the last thing we heard was him shouting "Spike!, Spike!, Spike!" but we just assumed he'd lost his dog.

01/11/15 12:39:24

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 19172Darthey Bussell

"Wow, these Rex-Ray specs really work."

01/11/15 12:35:41

 
Bad Boy Dennis. Vote score: 1196Bad Boy Dennis.

Stop pulling Rover the Doctor said we need to relocate not dislocate

01/11/15 12:30:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32869Tony Edwards

Mr Dead and his dog have been terriorizing the neighbourhood.

01/11/15 12:25:58

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 19172Darthey Bussell

Carrion Camping

01/11/15 12:18:37

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

I'm sorry, I'm still not convinced you're Paris Hilton.

01/11/15 12:13:37

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

A dog doesn't care if you are rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. It only cares that you don't live next door to Fred and Rosemary West.

01/11/15 12:06:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21095John Glover

"Who left that bloody closet door open."

01/11/15 12:04:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

"…and sadly, that was the last ever episode of 'Scooby Doo'."

01/11/15 12:00:39

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

I see Group 4 only have a skeleton staff in today.

01/11/15 13:52:46

 
Bad Boy Dennis. Vote score: 1196Bad Boy Dennis.

Bob & his dog Gnasher were the scourge of the town but now they've lost their guts

01/11/15 12:39:47

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Security checks finalised before the Day of the Dead tomorrow.

01/11/15 12:24:59

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Happy All Hollows Day.

01/11/15 12:18:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23341Ian Skelding

"Go flesh the bone boy."

01/11/15 12:04:22

 
Spud Gunn II Vote score: 535Spud Gunn II

I wonder where Jim has gotten to? He said he was only taking the dog for a quick walk and going no further than that Vlad the Impalers house, just at the end of the road.

01/11/15 12:02:07

 
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