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When you spot somebody from work when your supposed to be off sick.

Fri 12:13:24, suggested edits

She definitely wears the trousers

20/01/25 12:04:07

lol

Rules for dating my daughters.
1. You can't

29/11/24 8:22:23, edited: 29/11/24 8:22:40

lol x3

Frankie Dettori's wife asks if he can pick up pint of milk after work.

29/01/25 8:54:19

I think we might have rented the wrong Trainspotting dvd...

25/02/25 21:53:07

"Doctor, doctor! I keep seeing elephants cooking!"
"Have you seen a psychiatrist?"
"No, just elephants cooking!"

05/12/24 12:50:19

Aw just like daddy's

01/11/24 12:06:08

Next we'll be talking about NHS waiting times.

Tue 12:28:48

I'm not into this typo fashion

06/03/25 8:21:25

Make sure your captions aren't too funny as I'm not allowed to smile.

31/01/25 12:11:59

lol clever

..but I don't want to vote.

05/01/25 21:44:39

Actually luv, now I've seen it I have changed my mind...I'll go with magnolia.

06/01/25 12:42:28, edited: 06/01/25 13:24:32

clever

The Bug Lebowski

21/11/24 12:07:10

That's the last time I buy an ice cream van from Temu.

13/02/25 8:12:05

lol

I'm not sure what breed the dogs either side are but that's definitely shit taste Sue in the middle.

25/01/25 8:25:34, edited: 26/01/25 9:33:05, suggested edits

Gran-ola for breakfast

07/03/25 8:10:25

Fella Artois

18/02/25 13:58:18

LA cLAW

04/02/25 20:05:02

Inventor of the Swiss army knife

04/02/25 12:02:06

Your left or my left?!!

11/12/24 12:17:23

Bought by his 29 year old granny

01/11/24 13:04:06

Sorry, I thought it was a commode.

01/02/25 12:04:45

Easy when you know how, but then Heinz sight is a wonderful thing.

27/08/24 19:17:26

🎵 Green green grass of home 🎵

Tue 8:06:18

🎵 Sew me the way to go home 🎵

03/01/25 14:21:47, edited: 03/01/25 14:22:59

...and that Mary Berry seemed so nice.

23/11/24 12:57:53

One shit wonders

22/09/24 12:22:21

The wheelie bins go out more than I do these days

29/10/24 12:12:53

I told you not to mess with the Dogfather...

21/10/24 11:34:05

Dr Kidare

17/10/24 11:11:52

Damn! I forgot my keys.

06/03/25 8:11:14, edited: 06/03/25 8:12:29

Miss, Miss, why are you wearing my daddy's shirt?

27/02/25 12:38:29

"have you been playing golf again!!"
"Er...no?"

06/02/25 9:11:26

The only man on the planet that can multitask.

04/02/25 12:06:38

She wears her arse on her sleeve

20/01/25 12:35:44

The post IT crowd.

01/11/24 5:57:40

Banksy was here

20/09/24 11:40:47

Oh that's just mum trying to chip off the limescale

Mon 12:04:51

Dolly Brasco

07/02/25 12:10:01

Well they do have more personality and less plastic than your usual type.

07/02/25 12:04:48

G.Eye. Jane

19/01/25 21:19:27

lol

What do you mean this is funnier than the Hitler cat?

09/01/25 8:30:24

Kim Kardashian gets role in the latest Star Wars movie.

08/01/25 8:09:26

Billy snow mates

24/11/24 12:09:24

I'm struggling to find size 10 green stilettos to match...

05/11/24 12:48:38

Your quiff was on time but you were 10 minutes late.

26/10/24 7:05:25

As one door dozes another opens

11/03/25 9:18:03

Kiddy up

16/02/25 20:55:07

airbnb

13/02/25 12:12:00

Liberal Demobrats

05/02/25 15:11:03

Edam Musk

03/02/25 8:04:08

He can't believe his luck when he encounters a naked lady. He asks can you help me catch a sheep.

30/01/25 9:25:05

Imperial Leathered

17/01/25 14:13:39

We're all ears.

20/12/24 6:44:47

What about your husband...?

01/12/24 7:54:18

You bread my mind!

24/09/24 12:36:17

He bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But by time he got his shorts on, the class was over.

29/08/24 7:57:25

Trailer crash

28/08/24 7:21:44

Like buses, you wait ages for a cat caption then 3 come along together.

12/03/25 10:47:34

What do you think of my new hair do? I had a wash, cat and blow dry.

05/03/25 8:07:31

Deadlonghi coffee machine

27/02/25 8:06:01

I've put loads of money in but I still can't get it to work.

21/02/25 9:38:20

Santa couldn't believe his luck when he picked up this bargain in the Homebase closing down sale.

17/02/25 8:51:35

This explains all the car accidents on this road recently.

12/02/25 8:50:11

Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds...
So how many camera's were actually on you?

08/01/25 8:19:18

"do you wish you were green fingered Batman?"

03/01/25 8:25:42

That's not my cat collar in the glove box...!!

24/12/24 9:49:48

Hoping for good to firm today.

21/12/24 7:58:52

Leaning tower of Lisa

11/12/24 8:23:19

She's a smooth criminal

11/12/24 8:20:31

The Abdominal Snowman

24/11/24 12:54:40

Whitby Baywatch

22/11/24 8:37:37

Go Ahead Punk...Make-up My Day

14/11/24 8:26:24

The album reached number 1 in the boot sale charts.

08/09/24 19:55:39

Pugglebox

26/08/24 11:47:48

Star Paws

23/08/24 12:24:57

Dr Hilary Bones

Tue 12:31:44

Take That reform 2045

08/03/25 20:39:18

I wanted this to be a nice day out.
Yes dear
There's a shark.
Yes dear
There's a naked woman
Yes dear
Your beer is leaking
What! Where!?

07/03/25 12:40:01

Sign of the times.

01/03/25 15:36:31

He promised his wife a white sandy beach and palm trees. She left him.

24/02/25 10:17:29

Girls not Aloud

22/02/25 19:45:53

Golden receiver

19/02/25 12:28:24

You'd be forgiven to think this is Scottish Barbie but it's Daniella Westbrook Barbie head to toe in Burberry and dilated pupils.

12/02/25 21:50:23

The Poo Fighters

12/02/25 7:31:55

Erin Cockovich

04/02/25 20:27:58

Under gritted teeth "wait until I speak to my agent"

04/02/25 8:08:58

🎵 the hills are alive with the sound of mooosic 🎵

02/02/25 9:43:11

Aren't you getting a bit long in the tooth for playing in bath?

07/01/25 16:53:17

Any non Man Utd fan's will be pleased to know the ball was fine.

25/12/24 8:48:40

"coffee keeps me up all night"
"This one's on the house"

25/12/24 6:48:05, edited: 25/12/24 6:48:39

Weirdly, doesn't have drum brakes.

23/12/24 12:35:31

Fat & Furious

22/12/24 21:46:40

Women are from Venus

22/12/24 9:03:56

I may of fitted the wrong type of bulb...??

22/12/24 8:42:42

I've cracked an egg in the radiator to stop the leak and replaced the fan belt with a pair of tights. You should be good to go.

08/12/24 8:42:21

Dogecoin headquarters.

02/12/24 14:45:13

Can you swim? Yes, it's my job.

22/11/24 9:11:27

Measure once, cut twice.

19/11/24 20:55:54

Amazon Primeval

18/11/24 13:57:12