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"Ignore him. He's just a little pigment of your imagination." 24/10/20 21:04:17 |
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This will mean curtains for their marriage. 23/09/20 8:30:40 |
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"I'll just try on the milkman's shoes whilst he's upstairs talking to mummy." 16/08/20 12:08:01 |
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It's a terrible thing when your wife runs off with the milkman, you really do miss him. Nod to Led Dawson. 😂😂 --Chris Halliwell
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"Sorry, I'm straining to hear you" 27/06/20 12:05:59 |
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"Your work's been a little sloppy recently." 15/05/20 12:12:01 |
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He's hoping to move to a new firm --Mr Dome
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Vets report a sharp increase in over-walked dogs suffering from exhaustion. 04/04/20 12:03:09 |
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Government fears outbreak of Evian Flu. 15/03/20 8:00:17 |
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And Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards --stone face
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19/02/20 20:23:57 |
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09/10/19 8:00:32 |
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21/08/19 8:00:10 |
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"My wife has a matching beaver." 18/03/19 12:10:10 |
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13/10/18 12:00:11 |
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"By the way, I don't share needles." 15/08/18 12:03:27 |
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14/08/18 20:11:45 |
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She won't stay unseeded for long. 01/08/18 20:13:06 |
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First game ever to end, Love / Love --Mauris Iocus
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We need to be careful. There's a guy over there with one stone. 25/03/17 8:01:59 |
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30/01/17 12:22:18 |
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31/12/16 20:00:29 |
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29/05/24 8:10:47, edited: 29/05/24 8:52:26, |
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10/04/24 20:01:48 |
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14/10/23 12:09:00 |
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The Doctor told me to keep taking the tablets. 12/09/23 8:12:49 |
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"Just a heads up, guys, Ozzy Osbourne is visiting the ward today." 11/08/23 8:35:30 |
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Probably "heads down" would be safest. --Molly R
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Please could you play something by OREO Speedwagon? 30/03/23 20:00:16 |
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"Sorry, must dash to the throne. Bit of a slack bladder." 05/08/22 8:04:35 |
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"Pity, I just fancied a shag." 14/06/22 8:00:09 |
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"Can I sit next to you?" 16/04/22 8:24:14 |
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I'm not giving you my waste measurements. 17/12/21 12:07:23 |
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Today's rail replacement will be a Double Decker. 23/10/21 12:29:47 |
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And it's better for the environment than going by Aero-plane. --Glad You Remember
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26/07/21 20:00:15 |
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"I think we're being followed by The Three Little Pigs." 31/05/21 20:24:32 |
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He'd never been the same since the split. 30/05/21 20:00:15 |
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She thought he was a good catch. 13/04/21 20:00:19 |
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He'll do in a pinch. --Willie Johnson
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27/03/21 20:01:01 |
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"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." 16/02/21 8:16:15 |
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"How long have you been engaged?" 15/06/20 20:00:14 |
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22/04/20 12:07:44 |
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Most relationships involve a bit of gibbon take. 23/01/20 8:22:06 |
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Now THAT'S a reseeding hairline 15/01/20 20:00:30 |
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05/01/20 20:00:23 |
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"Ok, now you'll just feel a little scratch" 05/11/19 8:11:52 |
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You could end up with a Nazi injury. 06/09/19 8:01:13 |
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15/08/19 20:16:33 |
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My girlfriend's not interested insects. 14/06/19 8:03:09 |
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What about your ant? --stone face
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"Does my butt look big in this?" 01/06/19 20:46:52 |
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"This food's a bit too rich for me." 24/03/19 12:10:12 |
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Don't mock big-breasted women. They need all the support they can get. 19/03/19 20:00:29 |
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You did it! Nice caption. --Greg Curtis
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"There's no way I'm kissing his ring." 12/01/19 20:31:12 |
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"There's a faulty gene in my family. Most of the women are carriers." 15/10/18 8:01:59 |
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I'd avoid these like the plague. 11/11/17 8:02:58 |
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I've tried, but he's more interested in the birds than the bees. 21/08/17 12:03:53 |
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Thank goodness it's not a Picasso. 21/02/17 14:03:54 |
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my caption to your caption....:) --avijit kelkar
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15/11/16 20:00:41 |
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The bark was worse than their bite 01/10/16 12:00:52 |
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Never search online for Carol Vorderman's pussy. 18/04/24 20:28:52 |
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Paula Radcliffe stopped for a crêpe at the side of the road. 18/03/24 20:17:01, edited: 18/03/24 20:18:15 |
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He usually goes to bed with a tart. 25/02/24 20:06:49 |
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Some passengers keep a tally of how many times they've been in the mile high club. 30/01/24 20:02:32 |
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It's a wildlife gym, but not as we know it 10/11/23 8:05:55 |
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Day one at the Police Training Academy. 07/08/23 20:09:03 |
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He's made a pig of himself. --Karyn Harrison
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The Cycling Proficiency Test is a lot harder these days. 28/03/23 20:00:38 |
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There's a wing mirror thief at large and police are combing the area. 08/02/23 12:00:46 |
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01/06/22 20:18:07 |
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11/05/22 12:05:13 |
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Sorry Vanessa, just missed voting. Great caption. --Stephen Bean
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My Big Fat Greek Mythology Wedding 30/04/22 20:05:44 |
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He was spotted in Jordan only last week. 24/11/21 20:22:10 |
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Whoa. I've never heard of one man humping an entire country before. He must be a dedicated Nationalist showing a love for his country in the only way that he knows how. Does he dig a burrow and then stick his cock in it and then shuffle it about?... --Glyn Evans
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20/10/21 8:00:06 |
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There's a chocolate fountain round the corner. 12/05/21 20:03:48 |
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"I got chills, they're multiplying.." 12/02/21 20:00:22 |
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They're multiplying by dividing, adding to the population. --Willie Johnson
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Police are going to file charges. 10/11/20 20:06:58 |
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13/10/20 20:00:57 |
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Miss Russia won the pageant by a whisker 28/08/20 20:14:06 |
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Then, did they whisker away? --Willie Johnson
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03/08/20 12:00:07 |
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Or a Second-Best Western. --Willie Johnson
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"At the turd stroke, it will be 12.27 and 30 seconds.." 27/06/20 12:27:30 |
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Must be an Irish Speaking Clock....12.27 and 30 seconds..So It Is. --Flo .
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"Is this the bastard who shoved a stick in my rabbit hole?" 25/06/20 20:00:27 |
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Up the rabbits! --Karyn Harrison
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"I think our neighbours are swingers." 19/05/20 9:06:06 |
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In that case they might be up for a treesome? --Woofer 6
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"Stop complaining and put it in your trap." 24/11/19 9:23:14 |
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"It covers up my unsightly mole." 18/03/19 12:03:18 |
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24/12/18 8:00:06 |
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I totally agree Mr Dome. Now, which spirit is your preference? Gin, isn't it? ;) --Pussy Galore
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Now there's a man who can conduct himself 05/06/18 20:00:52 |
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06/12/17 8:24:25 |
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Next up, The New Sikhers with "I'd like to teach the world to Singh". 13/10/17 9:04:11 |
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Last year's hats now going cheep. 25/06/24 8:13:04 |
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Probably a high stroller.
8:19am
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Upping the auntie. [Vanessa the Guesser]
In the Cistern Chapel?
9:35am
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For those needing a pew, the toilet's next door. [Vanessa the Guesser]
''You make me want to shite''
8:27pm
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Loo-loo [Vanessa the Guesser]
A "Rustic" Stone Fence.
8:33pm
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A relic from the Iron Age. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Super-cani-fragil-istic-Rexi-pali-dogious.
8:06am
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Mary Puppins [Vanessa the Guesser]
One of the few sentences in English where "your" and "you're" are interchangeable.
8:26pm
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"Ok, I've done it. So show me your Brazilian..?" [Vanessa the Guesser]
That's a very conservative caption
4:57pm
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Let's see what changes Labour will bring. [Vanessa the Guesser]
You can get it for a song.
8:14am
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Last year's hats now going cheep. [Vanessa the Guesser]
See 12:07:48
12:21pm
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"Surprisingly, the vicar DOES want more tea." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Sorry, nod and vote to 12:07:48. Was in the supermarket queue when I wrote this and didn't see!
1:21pm
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"Surprisingly, the vicar DOES want more tea." [Vanessa the Guesser]