Vanessa the Guesser
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caption quota: 56
caption votes given since joining: 7,580
comment quota: 19
comment votes given since joining: 583
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I'm not giving you my waste measurements. 17/12/21 12:07:23 |
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Today's rail replacement will be a Double Decker. 23/10/21 12:29:47 |
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And it's better for the environment than going by Aero-plane.
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26/07/21 20:00:15 |
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"I think we're being followed by The Three Little Pigs." 31/05/21 20:24:32 |
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He'd never been the same since the split. 30/05/21 20:00:15 |
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She thought he was a good catch. 13/04/21 20:00:19 |
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He'll do in a pinch.
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27/03/21 20:01:01 |
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"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." 16/02/21 8:16:15 |
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"How long have you been engaged?" 15/06/20 20:00:14 |
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22/04/20 12:07:44 |
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Most relationships involve a bit of gibbon take. 23/01/20 8:22:06 |
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Now THAT'S a reseeding hairline 15/01/20 20:00:30 |
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05/01/20 20:00:23 |
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"Ok, now you'll just feel a little scratch" 05/11/19 8:11:52 |
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You could end up with a Nazi injury. 06/09/19 8:01:13 |
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15/08/19 20:16:33 |
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My girlfriend's not interested insects. 14/06/19 8:03:09 |
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What about your ant?
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"Does my butt look big in this?" 01/06/19 20:46:52 |
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"This food's a bit too rich for me." 24/03/19 12:10:12 |
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Don't mock big-breasted women. They need all the support they can get. 19/03/19 20:00:29 |
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You did it! Nice caption.
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19/03/19 8:00:06 |
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31/01/19 20:00:13 |
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"There's no way I'm kissing his ring." 12/01/19 20:31:12 |
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"There's a faulty gene in my family. Most of the women are carriers." 15/10/18 8:01:59 |
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22/09/18 8:00:10 |
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24/08/18 8:00:28 |
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24/07/18 20:04:41 |
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22/06/18 12:57:38 |
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I'd avoid these like the plague. 11/11/17 8:02:58 |
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I've tried, but he's more interested in the birds than the bees. 21/08/17 12:03:53 |
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Thank goodness it's not a Picasso. 21/02/17 14:03:54 |
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my caption to your caption....:)
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15/11/16 20:00:41 |
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The bark was worse than their bite 01/10/16 12:00:52 |
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The Cycling Proficiency Test is a lot harder these days. 28/03/23 20:00:38 |
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There's a wing mirror thief at large and police are combing the area. 08/02/23 12:00:46 |
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01/06/22 20:18:07 |
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11/05/22 12:05:13 |
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Sorry Vanessa, just missed voting. Great caption.
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My Big Fat Greek Mythology Wedding 30/04/22 20:05:44 |
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He was spotted in Jordan only last week. 24/11/21 20:22:10 |
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Whoa. I've never heard of one man humping an entire country before. He must be a dedicated Nationalist showing a love for his country in the only way that he knows how. Does he dig a burrow and then stick his cock in it and then shuffle it about?...
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20/10/21 8:00:06 |
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There's a chocolate fountain round the corner. 12/05/21 20:03:48 |
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"I got chills, they're multiplying.." 12/02/21 20:00:22 |
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They're multiplying by dividing, adding to the population.
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Police are going to file charges. 10/11/20 20:06:58 |
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13/10/20 20:00:57 |
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Miss Russia won the pageant by a whisker 28/08/20 20:14:06 |
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Then, did they whisker away?
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03/08/20 12:00:07 |
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Or a Second-Best Western.
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"At the turd stroke, it will be 12.27 and 30 seconds.." 27/06/20 12:27:30 |
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Must be an Irish Speaking Clock....12.27 and 30 seconds..So It Is.
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"Is this the bastard who shoved a stick in my rabbit hole?" 25/06/20 20:00:27 |
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Up the rabbits!
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"I think our neighbours are swingers." 19/05/20 9:06:06 |
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In that case they might be up for a treesome?
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09/03/20 8:50:20 |
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"Stop complaining and put it in your trap." 24/11/19 9:23:14 |
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05/10/19 14:14:26 |
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10/08/19 12:01:02 |
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31/05/19 12:21:04 |
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"It covers up my unsightly mole." 18/03/19 12:03:18 |
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03/03/19 20:00:13 |
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24/12/18 8:00:06 |
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I totally agree Mr Dome. Now, which spirit is your preference? Gin, isn't it? ;)
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Now there's a man who can conduct himself 05/06/18 20:00:52 |
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03/03/18 20:00:15 |
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06/12/17 8:24:25 |
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Next up, The New Sikhers with "I'd like to teach the world to Singh". 13/10/17 9:04:11 |
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Anneka Rice is the latest celeb to be accused of queue jumping. 24/01/23 8:12:13 |
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I'm in two minds whether to read this or not. 22/10/22 20:01:23 |
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Online exclusive - all garden ornaments 15% off 07/09/22 8:27:49 |
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Unfortunately the prize expired before he did. 16/11/21 8:03:31 |
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06/11/21 8:00:10 |
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03/11/21 8:01:36 |
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13/10/21 8:00:49 |
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"Humans are idiots.. panic buying and hoarding food" 28/07/21 8:05:43 |
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08/06/21 12:00:08 |
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21/04/21 20:00:07 |
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The Rock and Roll Hall of Flame-broiled burgers.
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09/03/21 8:00:12 |
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Shields Up!
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26/02/21 13:02:42 |
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15/02/21 8:04:59 |
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Get a ROOMba!"
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After a long match, play went to sudden death. 26/10/20 20:01:02 |
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"A large shuttlecock has landed in the garden!" 26/08/20 8:07:56 |
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"We've always dreamed of having a large family." 26/07/20 8:34:08 |
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"I'd love to hang out with you but I'm not a ceiling fan." 12/07/20 8:09:50 |
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Come on, won't you give it a whirl?
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24/01/20 20:56:19 |
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Played by Ronnie Barker.
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Clothes Encounters of the Bird Kind 11/10/19 12:06:57 |
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They even work when it's reigning. 02/10/19 20:03:15 |
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He finally succumbed to organ failure. 15/08/19 21:21:14 |
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04/08/19 8:14:32 |
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07/05/19 20:00:44 |
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"I'm really impressed with your manhood!" 23/04/19 20:16:14 |
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26/02/19 12:12:56 |
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The Post Office launch new envelope sealing service. 27/12/18 12:01:00 |
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Tony Blair's lovingly carved pumpkin of Cherie. 01/11/18 8:04:28 |
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Bit harsh on the pumpkin
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17/10/18 8:09:43 |
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11/03/18 21:09:00 |
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Had to give this an extra vote, really simple and to the point.Love it.
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21/02/18 20:05:34 |
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25/01/18 12:00:09 |
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11/11/17 8:00:35 |
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11/08/17 20:00:11 |
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15/04/17 20:01:31 |
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I really love this one! It fits the photo like a glove!!!
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Lollipop Men during the WW2 Blackout. 24/03/17 8:04:44 |
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12/02/17 8:30:37 |
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11/01/17 12:36:00 |
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Very good :) !
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01/01/17 20:37:20 |
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07/12/16 20:00:15 |
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11:22am
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Does that mean no access to Uranus? [Vanessa the Guesser]
Dark Side of the Toon
8:43am
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Mickey decided that today he was gonna wear his Minnie skirt. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Or a nosey parkour
11:53am
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Nosey parker. [Vanessa the Guesser]
You need hands…
1:05pm
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Welcome to the Max Bygraves Memorial Garden [Vanessa the Guesser]
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3:19pm
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Tina suddenly fancied a salad. [Vanessa the Guesser]
could you be piss takin'?
1:29pm
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"Somebody's weed in this." [Vanessa the Guesser]
I get your Hotpoint but don't get Smeg about it
9:38pm
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Ice box or chest freezer? You decide! [Vanessa the Guesser]
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8:20am
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"It says here that it's good manners to remove swimming caps whilst eating." [Vanessa the Guesser]
''It would be better to leave him lion on the couch'' - Anon
''My grandfather didn't die in the war so I could read that.'' - Another Anon
8:52pm
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It was time for the Tin Man to go home but I didn't have the heart to tell him. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Not Mr Red?
8:25pm
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One of them went by the name of Red Rump [Vanessa the Guesser]