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24/07/22 11:04:40 |
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29/09/21 7:04:56 |
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"I thought your salad days were over." --Willie Johnson
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01/08/21 7:16:42 |
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19/07/21 19:04:39 |
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That's nothing compared to what's on the chair. You're going to have to straight flush it. --Willie Johnson
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02/07/21 7:15:10 |
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Maybe the house is in receivership? --Willie Johnson
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13/11/20 20:14:10 |
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It's a terrible thing when your wife runs off with the milkman, you really do miss him. Nod to Led Dawson. 😂😂 --Chris Halliwell
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05/08/20 7:55:25 |
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27/06/20 11:05:59 |
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He's hoping to move to a new firm --Mr Dome
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04/04/20 11:03:09 |
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15/03/20 8:00:17 |
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And Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards --stone face
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19/02/20 20:23:57 |
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09/10/19 7:00:32 |
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21/08/19 7:00:10 |
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17/07/19 7:00:07 |
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18/03/19 12:10:10 |
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13/10/18 11:00:11 |
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15/08/18 11:03:27 |
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14/08/18 19:11:45 |
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01/08/18 19:13:06 |
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First game ever to end, Love / Love --Mauris Iocus
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25/03/17 8:01:59 |
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31/12/16 20:00:29 |
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28/09/24 19:04:43 |
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29/05/24 7:10:47, edited: 29/05/24 7:52:26, suggested edits |
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14/10/23 11:09:00 |
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12/09/23 7:12:49 |
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11/08/23 7:35:30 |
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Probably "heads down" would be safest. --Molly R
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30/03/23 19:00:16 |
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05/08/22 7:04:35 |
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17/12/21 12:07:23 |
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23/10/21 11:29:47 |
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And it's better for the environment than going by Aero-plane. --Glad You Remember
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26/07/21 19:00:15 |
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13/04/21 19:00:19 |
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He'll do in a pinch. --Willie Johnson
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27/03/21 20:01:01 |
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15/08/19 19:16:33 |
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14/06/19 7:03:09 |
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What about your ant? --stone face
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01/06/19 19:46:52 |
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24/03/19 12:10:12 |
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19/03/19 20:00:29 |
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You did it! Nice caption. --Greg Curtis
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19/03/19 8:00:06 |
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31/01/19 20:00:13 |
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21/02/17 14:03:54 |
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my caption to your caption....:) --avijit kelkar
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15/11/16 20:00:41 |
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12/10/24 19:00:56 |
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18/03/24 20:17:01, edited: 18/03/24 20:18:15 |
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10/11/23 8:05:55 |
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07/08/23 19:09:03 |
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He's made a pig of himself. --Karyn Harrison
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28/03/23 19:00:38 |
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01/06/22 19:18:07 |
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11/05/22 11:05:13 |
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Sorry Vanessa, just missed voting. Great caption. --Stephen Bean
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30/04/22 19:05:44 |
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24/11/21 20:22:10 |
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Whoa. I've never heard of one man humping an entire country before. He must be a dedicated Nationalist showing a love for his country in the only way that he knows how. Does he dig a burrow and then stick his cock in it and then shuffle it about?... --Glyn Evans
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20/10/21 7:00:06 |
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They're multiplying by dividing, adding to the population. --Willie Johnson
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10/11/20 20:06:58 |
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28/08/20 19:14:06 |
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Then, did they whisker away? --Willie Johnson
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03/08/20 11:00:07 |
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Or a Second-Best Western. --Willie Johnson
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27/06/20 11:27:30 |
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Must be an Irish Speaking Clock....12.27 and 30 seconds..So It Is. --Flo .
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25/06/20 19:00:27 |
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Up the rabbits! --Karyn Harrison
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19/05/20 8:06:06 |
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In that case they might be up for a treesome? --Woofer 6
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09/03/20 8:50:20 |
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24/11/19 9:23:14 |
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05/10/19 13:14:26 |
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Did you Mr Dome, how gallant of you, such a gentleman.
7:18pm
comment on caption:
"F*ck me, Anita! How is that vase balanced on the table?" [Vanessa the Guesser]
Noice!! I would vote for that comment, but not for anon postings
7:26pm
comment on caption:
"F*ck me, Anita! How is that vase balanced on the table?" [Vanessa the Guesser]
Well go on then. (Anon)
7:58pm
comment on caption:
"F*ck me, Anita! How is that vase balanced on the table?" [Vanessa the Guesser]
I am true to my word. And Karen - fair play to you. Respect 😊. I genuinely liked your response
8:18pm
comment on caption:
"F*ck me, Anita! How is that vase balanced on the table?" [Vanessa the Guesser]
If this was intended for Me... Sorry, Ha Ha... but the Wanted Poster
clearly states - 'this Man.' It did make me laugh though... Better luck next time. If it would have said person, instead of man, I may have given it a vote.
I did say 'If' this was intended for me, but I stand corrected, and I of course realize, gender no longer plays a role in any occupations-
I was just stressing that it could not pertain to 'Me,' when it said, 'Man.' Since it Wasn't, I may give it a vote after all.
1:35am
comment on caption:
Was last seen having completed some Medical Receptionist training. [Vanessa the Guesser]
This caption is absolutely not intended as a slight against anyone! Also, there are plenty of male receptionists around.
3:49am
comment on caption:
Was last seen having completed some Medical Receptionist training. [Vanessa the Guesser]
The Sweepy-Crawler.
10:24pm
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Not sure The Human Centipede qualifies for World Book Day. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Isn't it Shirley Temple?
7:25pm
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Holly went to work for the BBC as she had nothing else on. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Home of the Whopper
12:57am
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Women all over the world pray they'll get the chance to sniff Ronald McDonald's trouser legs. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Caught by the Highway Pot'rol.
8:18pm
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Driving on the wong side of the road. [Vanessa the Guesser]