
Vanessa the Guesser
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08/09/22 7:01:34 |
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Nice one Vanessa ... if you celebrate with a drink ... 'Down the hatch' --John Glover
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He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 11:09:49 |
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I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments! --Vanessa the Guesser
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08/08/20 7:05:57 |
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Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :) --Vanessa the Guesser
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25/07/20 11:02:49 |
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Icy too --Willie Johnson
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11/02/19 12:01:55 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend! --Vanessa the Guesser
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20/09/18 7:05:14 |
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I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments. --Vanessa the Guesser
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That would explain the Yellow Pages. 24/10/22 19:00:13 |
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"Come on now, it's pasture bedtime" 27/09/22 19:01:39 |
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It's no wonder they remained unseeded. 06/09/22 19:09:55 |
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25/03/21 20:00:07 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter! --Vanessa the Guesser
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18/04/20 11:11:28 |
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11/07/19 7:18:11 |
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30/04/19 11:21:58 |
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Parenting tip #21 - Do not allow your children to go up the chimney in search of Santa. 26/04/22 7:17:06 |
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"Is the top one Preacher Man?" 20/10/21 19:00:24 |
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Yes, he was, he was, ooh, yes, he was --Dot Old
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19/01/20 13:30:10 |
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05/02/22 8:00:09 |
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20/06/19 19:01:49 |
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I keep tripping when I wear these. 05/08/22 20:03:39 |
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The photographer was slammed for airbrushing the basketballs from this picture. 15/06/21 7:48:11 |
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27/06/20 11:04:09 |
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Phone Bogx --Flo .
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I don't know about buses but 3 old men came at once. 10/05/20 11:09:22 |
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Some of us still love a hairy Regina. 04/05/19 19:15:39 |
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24/04/19 19:00:24 |
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"Where's the cat that got the cream when you need him?" 29/09/22 19:04:38 |
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26/02/22 12:03:50 |
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Poor Bacon. They never managed to cure him. 11/04/21 12:24:36 |
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Who you gonna call? Ghostbuskers 21/03/20 12:00:10 |
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There is no Dana. Only Zuul. --Scrijjy Doo
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18/03/20 20:27:47 |
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09/03/20 12:00:12 |
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I didn't realise it was Leslie Ash Wednesday 04/03/20 8:03:15 |
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Very funny. Not an easy photo to caption. --Dave Bryan
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27/12/19 20:00:11 |
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You can usually spot penguins by their peculiar gates. 02/02/18 9:11:01 |
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28/10/22 19:17:39 |
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She only married him because he's loaded. 01/10/22 19:11:23 |
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He's been shopping in his natural Habitat. 12/09/22 19:00:27 |
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03/09/21 7:19:05 |
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24/08/21 7:00:37 |
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05/06/21 7:16:15 |
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"Shit..." 22/01/21 12:33:21 |
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"Waiter, there's a hare in my soup. What's it doing there?" "I believe it's doing the backstroke sir." --Willie Johnson
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They think it's all over.. It is now. 26/10/20 20:03:22 |
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25/07/20 11:01:16 |
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16/04/20 19:03:38 |
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03/04/20 19:00:09 |
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"I'm just off out clubbing now, mum!" 13/03/20 20:02:58 |
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She'll be 'Dancing on the sealing' --Mr Dome
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30/12/19 16:56:53 |
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The clitoris fancy dress party was poorly attended as hardly anyone could find it. 21/12/19 13:31:38 |
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28/12/18 12:00:41 |
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When you need to look fetching. 05/10/18 12:36:36 |
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George is really coming out of his shell. 02/07/18 19:00:28 |
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02/02/18 12:30:31 |
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10/04/17 11:30:43 |
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I sent all my kids to boarding school. 25/02/17 12:00:14 |
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Best caption for some time in my 'umble opinionG --Gf j
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It's pointless Richard Osman and Alexander Armstrong trying to hide on holiday. 10/01/17 8:21:51 |
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My first laugh out loud moment of the day. Thanks! :D --Pussy Galore
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Shortly after he became a goody-two-shoes. Sat 20:19:21 |
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Passing a hard stool had inflamed Gran's IBS. 18/01/23 8:01:30 |
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Accident investigators will need to examine the Dasher cam. 23/12/22 20:01:37 |
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At least the picture is well-hung. 09/12/22 20:17:06 |
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"Hmm... I'm sure I put those Health & Safety manuals up here somewhere..." 08/09/22 7:14:10 |
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24/07/22 11:04:40 |
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It was a people carrier before it shrank in the rain. 09/03/22 12:01:17 |
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29/09/21 7:04:56 |
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"I thought your salad days were over." --Willie Johnson
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01/08/21 7:16:42 |
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"You cheating son-of-a-bitch.." 19/07/21 19:04:39 |
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That's nothing compared to what's on the chair. You're going to have to straight flush it. --Willie Johnson
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I see they've got the receivers in. 02/07/21 7:15:10 |
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Maybe the house is in receivership? --Willie Johnson
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I fear he's being groomed online. 13/11/20 20:14:10 |
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"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Marilyn Monroe" 31/10/20 20:12:44 |
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"Ignore him. He's just a little pigment of your imagination." 24/10/20 20:04:17 |
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This will mean curtains for their marriage. 23/09/20 7:30:40 |
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06/09/20 11:00:14 |
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25/08/20 19:00:08 |
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"I'll just try on the milkman's shoes whilst he's upstairs talking to mummy." 16/08/20 11:08:01 |
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It's a terrible thing when your wife runs off with the milkman, you really do miss him. Nod to Led Dawson. 😂😂 --Chris Halliwell
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05/08/20 7:55:25 |
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"Sorry, I'm straining to hear you" 27/06/20 11:05:59 |
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"Your work's been a little sloppy recently." 15/05/20 11:12:01 |
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He's hoping to move to a new firm --Mr Dome
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Vets report a sharp increase in over-walked dogs suffering from exhaustion. 04/04/20 11:03:09 |
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Government fears outbreak of Evian Flu. 15/03/20 8:00:17 |
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And Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards --stone face
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19/02/20 20:23:57 |
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09/10/19 7:00:32 |
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21/08/19 7:00:10 |
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17/07/19 7:00:07 |
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"My wife has a matching beaver." 18/03/19 12:10:10 |
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13/10/18 11:00:11 |
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"By the way, I don't share needles." 15/08/18 11:03:27 |
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14/08/18 19:11:45 |
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She won't stay unseeded for long. 01/08/18 19:13:06 |
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First game ever to end, Love / Love --Mauris Iocus
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We need to be careful. There's a guy over there with one stone. 25/03/17 8:01:59 |
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30/01/17 12:22:18 |
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31/12/16 20:00:29 |
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"Sorry, must dash to the throne. Bit of a slack bladder." 05/08/22 7:04:35 |
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"Pity, I just fancied a shag." 14/06/22 7:00:09 |
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"Can I sit next to you?" 16/04/22 7:24:14 |
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I'm not giving you my waste measurements. 17/12/21 12:07:23 |
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Today's rail replacement will be a Double Decker. 23/10/21 11:29:47 |
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And it's better for the environment than going by Aero-plane. --Glad You Remember
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26/07/21 19:00:15 |
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"I think we're being followed by The Three Little Pigs." 31/05/21 19:24:32 |
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He'd never been the same since the split. 30/05/21 19:00:15 |
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She thought he was a good catch. 13/04/21 19:00:19 |
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He'll do in a pinch. --Willie Johnson
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27/03/21 20:01:01 |
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"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." 16/02/21 8:16:15 |
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...and it's yet another premier caption from The Guesser. Congratulations, Vanessa.
5:18am
comment on caption:
Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Great caption! Congratulations!
5:30am
comment on caption:
Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Well done Vanessa.
5:49am
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
It's time to celebrate Vanessa (as long as we're not in the middle of an epidemic and there are no cameras about)
6:47am
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Great caption Vanessa, and a terrific performance having three captions in the top ten. You certainly earnt your prize. It appears sometimes a one can beat a 10.
7:33am
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Well done, Vanessa. Three captions in the top ten is quality stuff.
7:58am
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Well done to you 🙂👍🙂 on your receiving your prize.
11:41am
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Thank you all for the votes and comments, much appreciated. I'm unable to private message you Chris, but could you please donate my winnings to the prize fund?
11:57am
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Very kind of you Vanessa. Thanks so much!
Please let me know your preferences: 2022 or 2023 prize pool, and either increasing the monthly prize or adding a bonus prize?
11:59am
comment on caption:
Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Many congratulations, Vanessa - a superb caption. If only Boris had been worming his way into No. 1...
1:54pm
comment on caption:
Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]