Vanessa the Guesser
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| Captions | 5 | 14 | #15 | 9 | 24 | #19 | 9901 | 19589 | #11 |
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| Comments | 1 | 3 | #9 | 1 | 3 | #9 | 176 | 287 | #27 |
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08/09/22 8:01:34 |
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Nice one Vanessa ... if you celebrate with a drink ... 'Down the hatch' --John Glover
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He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 12:09:49 |
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I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments! --Vanessa the Guesser
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Please dispose of crampons in the bin provided. 18/03/23 20:09:57 |
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08/08/20 8:05:57 |
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Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :) --Vanessa the Guesser
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25/07/20 12:02:49 |
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Icy too --Willie Johnson
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11/02/19 12:01:55 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend! --Vanessa the Guesser
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20/09/18 8:05:14 |
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I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments. --Vanessa the Guesser
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That would explain the Yellow Pages. 24/10/22 20:00:13 |
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"Come on now, it's pasture bedtime" 27/09/22 20:01:39 |
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It's no wonder they remained unseeded. 06/09/22 20:09:55 |
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25/03/21 20:00:07 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter! --Vanessa the Guesser
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18/04/20 12:11:28 |
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11/07/19 8:18:11 |
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30/04/19 12:21:58 |
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Parenting tip #21 - Do not allow your children to go up the chimney in search of Santa. 26/04/22 8:17:06 |
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"Is the top one Preacher Man?" 20/10/21 20:00:24 |
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Yes, he was, he was, ooh, yes, he was --Dot Old
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19/01/20 13:30:10 |
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05/02/22 8:00:09 |
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20/06/19 20:01:49 |
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"What a ridiculous orange nose!" thought the snowman. Sat 20:00:31 |
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09/02/23 20:01:57 |
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I keep tripping when I wear these. 05/08/22 21:03:39 |
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The photographer was slammed for airbrushing the basketballs from this picture. 15/06/21 8:48:11 |
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27/06/20 12:04:09 |
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Phone Bogx --Flo .
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I don't know about buses but 3 old men came at once. 10/05/20 12:09:22 |
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Some of us still love a hairy Regina. 04/05/19 20:15:39 |
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24/04/19 20:00:24 |
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"Where's the cat that got the cream when you need him?" 29/09/22 20:04:38 |
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26/02/22 12:03:50 |
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Poor Bacon. They never managed to cure him. 11/04/21 13:24:36 |
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Who you gonna call? Ghostbuskers 21/03/20 12:00:10 |
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There is no Dana. Only Zuul. --Scrijjy Doo
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18/03/20 20:27:47 |
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09/03/20 12:00:12 |
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I didn't realise it was Leslie Ash Wednesday 04/03/20 8:03:15 |
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Very funny. Not an easy photo to caption. --Dave Bryan
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27/12/19 20:00:11 |
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You can usually spot penguins by their peculiar gates. 02/02/18 9:11:01 |
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"It says here that it's good manners to remove swimming caps whilst eating." 03/05/23 8:02:12 |
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😂 --Julia Kinsey
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08/02/23 8:00:08 |
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Or a nosey parkour --Mr Dome
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28/10/22 20:17:39 |
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She only married him because he's loaded. 01/10/22 20:11:23 |
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He's been shopping in his natural Habitat. 12/09/22 20:00:27 |
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03/09/21 8:19:05 |
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24/08/21 8:00:37 |
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05/06/21 8:16:15 |
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"Shit..." 22/01/21 12:33:21 |
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"Waiter, there's a hare in my soup. What's it doing there?" "I believe it's doing the backstroke sir." --Willie Johnson
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They think it's all over.. It is now. 26/10/20 20:03:22 |
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25/07/20 12:01:16 |
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16/04/20 20:03:38 |
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03/04/20 20:00:09 |
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"I'm just off out clubbing now, mum!" 13/03/20 20:02:58 |
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She'll be 'Dancing on the sealing' --Mr Dome
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30/12/19 16:56:53 |
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The clitoris fancy dress party was poorly attended as hardly anyone could find it. 21/12/19 13:31:38 |
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28/12/18 12:00:41 |
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When you need to look fetching. 05/10/18 13:36:36 |
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George is really coming out of his shell. 02/07/18 20:00:28 |
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02/02/18 12:30:31 |
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10/04/17 12:30:43 |
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I sent all my kids to boarding school. 25/02/17 12:00:14 |
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Best caption for some time in my 'umble opinionG --Gf j
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It's pointless Richard Osman and Alexander Armstrong trying to hide on holiday. 10/01/17 8:21:51 |
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My first laugh out loud moment of the day. Thanks! :D --Pussy Galore
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It's nice to have at least one square meal a day. 04/04/23 20:03:28 |
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If you prefer dogs, there's a Yorkie in the other vending machine. 15/02/23 8:03:09 |
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Shortly after he became a goody-two-shoes. 04/02/23 20:19:21 |
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Passing a hard stool had inflamed Gran's IBS. 18/01/23 8:01:30 |
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Accident investigators will need to examine the Dasher cam. 23/12/22 20:01:37 |
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At least the picture is well-hung. 09/12/22 20:17:06 |
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"Hmm... I'm sure I put those Health & Safety manuals up here somewhere..." 08/09/22 8:14:10 |
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24/07/22 12:04:40 |
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It was a people carrier before it shrank in the rain. 09/03/22 12:01:17 |
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29/09/21 8:04:56 |
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"I thought your salad days were over." --Willie Johnson
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01/08/21 8:16:42 |
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"You cheating son-of-a-bitch.." 19/07/21 20:04:39 |
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That's nothing compared to what's on the chair. You're going to have to straight flush it. --Willie Johnson
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I see they've got the receivers in. 02/07/21 8:15:10 |
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Maybe the house is in receivership? --Willie Johnson
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I fear he's being groomed online. 13/11/20 20:14:10 |
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"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Marilyn Monroe" 31/10/20 20:12:44 |
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"Ignore him. He's just a little pigment of your imagination." 24/10/20 21:04:17 |
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This will mean curtains for their marriage. 23/09/20 8:30:40 |
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06/09/20 12:00:14 |
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25/08/20 20:00:08 |
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"I'll just try on the milkman's shoes whilst he's upstairs talking to mummy." 16/08/20 12:08:01 |
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It's a terrible thing when your wife runs off with the milkman, you really do miss him. Nod to Led Dawson. 😂😂 --Chris Halliwell
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05/08/20 8:55:25 |
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"Sorry, I'm straining to hear you" 27/06/20 12:05:59 |
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"Your work's been a little sloppy recently." 15/05/20 12:12:01 |
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He's hoping to move to a new firm --Mr Dome
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Vets report a sharp increase in over-walked dogs suffering from exhaustion. 04/04/20 12:03:09 |
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Government fears outbreak of Evian Flu. 15/03/20 8:00:17 |
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And Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards --stone face
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19/02/20 20:23:57 |
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09/10/19 8:00:32 |
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21/08/19 8:00:10 |
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17/07/19 8:00:07 |
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"My wife has a matching beaver." 18/03/19 12:10:10 |
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13/10/18 12:00:11 |
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"By the way, I don't share needles." 15/08/18 12:03:27 |
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14/08/18 20:11:45 |
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She won't stay unseeded for long. 01/08/18 20:13:06 |
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First game ever to end, Love / Love --Mauris Iocus
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We need to be careful. There's a guy over there with one stone. 25/03/17 8:01:59 |
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30/01/17 12:22:18 |
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31/12/16 20:00:29 |
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Please could you play something by OREO Speedwagon? 30/03/23 20:00:16 |
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"Sorry, must dash to the throne. Bit of a slack bladder." 05/08/22 8:04:35 |
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"Pity, I just fancied a shag." 14/06/22 8:00:09 |
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"Can I sit next to you?" 16/04/22 8:24:14 |
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Many congratulations, Vanessa - a superb caption. If only Boris had been worming his way into No. 1...
2:54pm
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Well done Vanessa. A really good caption which similar to the winner was based around a number. And well done for supporting the site too 😁
3:35pm
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Well done Vanessa, I guesser real winner. 9 out of 10 at least. You might be wishing it worm more, but donating 25 pounds back to the prize fund is still very generous. (And apologies for only reading the first line of the winner announcement at first and thus being late to congratulate.)
1:34am
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
I can't wait until mine are that age when they can drive themselves. Seems I spend my days just driving the kids around from one thing to the next.
8:58pm
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"I'm teaching the kids how to drive." [Vanessa the Guesser]
I'm the same, driving my sons everywhere, feels like being driven round the bend. But equally, not so sure how safe they'll be when they can drive themselves in a few years so not really looking forward to that!
4:47pm
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"I'm teaching the kids how to drive." [Vanessa the Guesser]
The Simpsons foresaw President Trump. Could Caption.me have foretold the return of Boris?
12:09am
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Exact wording on front page of Daily Mirror this morning: "Disgraced ex-PM flies in to worm way back to No10"
11:21am
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Well that's just blatant plagiarism, Vanessa, unless, of course, you're actually a reporter for the Mirror but too embarrassed to admit it.
8:29pm
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
In her Oldsmobile?...
5:30am
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Grandma Torino [Vanessa the Guesser]
The Smother Brother
10:33pm
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My smolder brother [Vanessa the Guesser]