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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13623Vanessa the Guesser

"Ignore him. He's just a little pigment of your imagination."

24/10/20 20:04:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6491C CaMel

"This is Hue..."

24/10/20 21:54:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9910Chris Keegan

"Dave, I know this may sound surreal but by any chance have you seen a little blue man in red shorts and hat with a tiny snooker player stuck to his head because I think he may have nicked my pint went I went to the loo"

24/10/20 21:01:26

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32893Tony Edwards

"Shouldn't you be drinking half-pints?"

24/10/20 19:45:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23362Ian Skelding

"I'm dyeing for a beer."

24/10/20 19:17:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13623Vanessa the Guesser

"You should stick to shorts."

24/10/20 19:11:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32893Tony Edwards

Two and a Half Men

24/10/20 19:11:01

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 704Charles Gilbert

Drunky Smurf is my favorite.

24/10/20 22:38:37

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He's somebody's druncle? --Willie Johnson
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4772Lucky Elperro

"Don't look so happy little Dave, tossing the dwarf isn't what you think it is."

24/10/20 21:15:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11220Neil Mackenzie

He says Blue Lives Matter but he’s not a Policeman.

24/10/20 21:50:25

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5077Kenny Ireland

"...and his wife is Violet".

24/10/20 19:26:54

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6807James Lennox

A few beers in and he's Happy Smurf, but later he'll be Clumsy Smurf, then Grumpy Smurf, and finally, Pukey Smurf.

24/10/20 19:23:36

 
Mark England Vote score: 17472Mark England

"The Red Dwarf convention is next door, mate. This is The Blue Midget convention"

24/10/20 19:18:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6807James Lennox

Oh dear, Papa's getting smurfed again.

24/10/20 19:04:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13623Vanessa the Guesser

Club 18 to 30 inch holidays

24/10/20 19:03:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32893Tony Edwards

Ice Cold Alex

24/10/20 19:02:46

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4731Stu Dent

Even the most manly stag sometimes needs a Little Blue Phil

24/10/20 19:00:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9910Chris Keegan

"Yeah, so I met this guy today, huge he was and apparently he said the new vaccine has no after effects at all"

24/10/20 22:02:42

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6491C CaMel

"After two pints he can be a little violet."

24/10/20 21:55:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10541Mr Dome

Something you rarely ever see - Brits on holiday able to stand up

24/10/20 21:05:04

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4772Lucky Elperro

"Honestly, I never touched your blueberry daiquiri."

24/10/20 21:00:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13142Stephen Bean

"His name's Peter."

"Blue Peter."

24/10/20 20:06:32

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That's fine caption author. --Karyn Harrison
Mark England Vote score: 17472Mark England

"Oh no, look who's behind the counter..it's....it's Gargamel!"

24/10/20 19:34:49

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 394Ellen Duncalf

It was your stupid idea to enter the competition. You won him, so you can buy his drinks.

24/10/20 19:14:18

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4731Stu Dent

Stag sticks to beer after over doing it on Raspberry slush puppy's

24/10/20 19:04:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23362Ian Skelding

Little boy blue

24/10/20 19:03:13

 
Molly R Vote score: 2279Molly R

"But I thought that *you* were inviting the stag party guests."

24/10/20 19:00:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9396The Wolf

Just another average Tuesday morning at Butlins in Bognor Regis.

24/10/20 19:00:11

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1724Ross Davidson

Smurfs sup

25/10/20 15:27:26

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2916Scrijjy Doo

Thanks, Plenty Of Smurfs!

24/10/20 23:52:50

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2003Willie Johnson

"So what do you do to make the money disappear like that?"
"Half pint, blue him."

24/10/20 21:35:42

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2014Mark Wilson

Starting to regret setting this genie free now

24/10/20 21:15:40

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 149Eugene Quill

♫"Where are you two coming from?"♫

♫"From Surfland where we belong."♫

24/10/20 20:59:56

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6748Vivvy En

"So Murf, where'd you get your Dave from?"
"They're giving 'em away free with every tankful of petrol," said Papa.

24/10/20 20:50:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13142Stephen Bean

"I azure you… hic, I can drink more than both of you put together."

24/10/20 20:27:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32893Tony Edwards

"Who's for a pint of Beck's Blue?"

24/10/20 20:18:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21102John Glover

"Come on now Sid, Dave picked blue, you wanted to be red I didn't want to but it was the only colour left and it aint easy being green."

24/10/20 20:15:37

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2162Al Overy

"Ned! What did we say? Slow down or you'll end up falling in the woad!"

24/10/20 20:09:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5190Karyn Harrison

Gordon Bleu

24/10/20 20:07:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32893Tony Edwards

Boy in blue

24/10/20 20:03:27

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7141Glyn Evans

"There's nothing like a pint of John Smurfs"

24/10/20 20:03:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10541Mr Dome

Oh piss off little dave

24/10/20 19:51:43

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15406Dan Nicholls

SURF Gary, surf shorts.

24/10/20 19:46:59

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15406Dan Nicholls

"Who's not in bed? Iggle Piggle's not in bed. He's on the lash."

24/10/20 19:45:38

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 835alexandra ball

This party sucks, I'm feeling a little blue.

24/10/20 19:33:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23362Ian Skelding

"Avatartan beer."

24/10/20 19:23:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13623Vanessa the Guesser

Engaging in small talk.

24/10/20 19:21:47

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5077Kenny Ireland

"It's spelt S.M.I.R.N.O.F.F".

24/10/20 19:20:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9396The Wolf

The Blackpool annual Pool Tournament was always ruined by 1 dickhead wearing white trainers.

24/10/20 19:16:28

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5077Kenny Ireland

"I see that they are serving shorts".

(nod to 20:11:42)

24/10/20 19:15:05

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7252Hercules Rockefeller

Smurf's Up

24/10/20 19:07:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4731Stu Dent

Doing it "Little & Large.

24/10/20 19:02:22

 
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