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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10327Vanessa the Guesser

Earth Wind & Fire

19/02/20 20:23:57

 
stone face Vote score: 6758stone face

"What other veg are you serving besides sprouts?"

"Chard."

19/02/20 20:24:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10327Vanessa the Guesser

I loved singing round the campfire in the Boy Sprouts.

19/02/20 20:04:25

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6107Glyn Evans

Christmas day. 200,000 BC.

19/02/20 21:31:22

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3834Karyn Harrison

"So this is vegan Christmas pudding?"

19/02/20 20:42:17

 
stone face Vote score: 6758stone face

A few hours after after serving sprouts for a hundred pensioners in the nursing home. Mr Jones sat on his chair in the communal rest room, and lit his pipe.

19/02/20 20:18:37

 
stone face Vote score: 6758stone face

"Gulliver! You're cabbages are done."

19/02/20 20:15:04

 
Molly R Vote score: 1411Molly R

So you burned the turkey, the potatoes, the pigs in blankets - but the Brussels sprouts are perfectly cooked?

19/02/20 20:00:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5953The Wolf

"That's it. Eat one more sprout and we'll try it. Hang on, let my get my lighter...Ok, now fart..."

"Darren, do you think you could teach our child something a little more educational?"

19/02/20 20:25:37

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4514James Lennox

"Yeah, nah cobber, we need to hit it with the *spouts*."

Fighting the Australian bushfires was hindered by the population's IQ.

19/02/20 20:19:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14065Dan Nicholls

THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF GOING VEGAN, screamed Dad as he angrily bit into his Big Mac.

19/02/20 20:17:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38783Welsh Rarebit

When it came to cremating little Johnny's pet hamster, he wanted him to 'Rest In Peas', but this is all we had left in the freezer.

19/02/20 20:11:52

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5953The Wolf

"Let's go camping love, it will be great fun, 'you said'. Well, after two days of freezing my tits off, pooing in a bucket and sleeping in a wet tent, I tend to disagree with your bloody definition of 'great fun'. Oh great, now the dog's ran off with the sausages. What are we going to have for dinner? I suppose we'll have to borrow food from those vegan hippies in the next pitch. F*cking marvellous. I knew we should've booked at Butlins"

19/02/20 20:10:30

 
Rachel P Vote score: 630Rachel P

The Brexiteer Logo

19/02/20 20:01:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5953The Wolf

That’s the last time I’m having Christmas Dinner at a poor person’s house…

19/02/20 20:00:11

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19929John Glover

"Dad, I think you should phone mum, I'm sure you should cook them with water, not put them on a fire."

19/02/20 20:56:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6811Stephen Bean

I keep waiting for a caption to sprout from the embers but f*ck all's happening...

19/02/20 20:23:52

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38783Welsh Rarebit

The sacrifice survived, but was left in a vegetative state sadly.

19/02/20 20:00:43

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3834Karyn Harrison

Brussels sprouts - guaranteed to make a candlelit dinner go with a bang!

19/02/20 20:00:11

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1707Scrijjy Doo

Three stars for this?!

20/02/20 13:43:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22608Michael Winner

A scene from 'Gardeners' World At War'.

20/02/20 9:45:54

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9850Neil Mackenzie

What are you burning? Asked the neighbour looking over the garden wall.
I’m cremating my Guinea Pig, Blackie. Answered the little girl.
That pyre looks too big for a Guinea Pig.
No it’s not he’s in your Cat.

20/02/20 7:04:41

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8636Mr Dome

Burnt at the steak

20/02/20 6:52:30

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21317Ian Skelding

"I thought sprouts were meant to be anti-inflammatory."

19/02/20 22:10:00

 
Rachel P Vote score: 630Rachel P

Do not leaf an open fire unattended!

19/02/20 21:43:49

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 408Charles Gilbert

I too like my brussle sprouts burnt to a crisp!

19/02/20 21:22:12

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 168Madeline Charlton

I'm a fire sprouter

19/02/20 21:20:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7341Dave Bryan

Mrs Sproutfire

19/02/20 20:53:25

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4958C CaMel

'Now we're cooking, with gas.'

19/02/20 20:32:35

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 467Mark Wilson

I take it you forgot the chestnuts Dave

19/02/20 20:20:57

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11300 Smuldo

That's Sprout of order.

19/02/20 20:04:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38783Welsh Rarebit

Sadly this is all that remains of the Savoy Hotel after an arson attack.

19/02/20 20:00:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6811Stephen Bean

"The sprouts look great love, but the chicken's a bit overdone."

19/02/20 20:00:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8150Chris Keegan

At the crematorium it was obvious a lot meant to him.

19/02/20 20:00:07

 
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