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He'd never been the same since the split.
30/05/21 20:00:15
Fruit and veg suicide rate up to 5 a day
30/05/21 21:38:43
The Bananas in Pajamas didn't take the cancellation very well.
30/05/21 20:11:41
"Benji, Benji, the man from Del Monte changed his mind. He said yes!.....shit"
30/05/21 20:16:02
RIPe.
30/05/21 20:08:46
Top Banana
30/05/21 20:13:18
Fruit loop
30/05/21 20:03:29
♪ Suicide isn't Plantainless ♪
30/05/21 20:00:18
He used a slip knot.
30/05/21 20:00:06
Have you ever had that feeling when you stay over at a friend's house, wake up in the middle of the night for a pee, switch the light on and then all of a sudden feel like you're not welcome?
30/05/21 21:17:22
Bananadrama.
30/05/21 20:02:00
Fruit of the doom.
30/05/21 20:01:01
The notorious Munch Bunch threatened it was either hanging or they would skin him alive
31/05/21 5:49:21
"I hate Sundaes".
30/05/21 23:42:05
Bert tried to fake his own death but was eaten alive shortly afterwards.
30/05/21 22:02:53
Dead easy snacks on a shoestring!
30/05/21 20:56:25
"I could murder a banana right now."
30/05/21 20:39:19
"I know we have to keep our distance but maybe this wasn't the best way to deliver the fruit to the care home residents."
30/05/21 20:29:28
It seems unjust, there was a bunch of them.
30/05/21 20:18:30
My impotent husband is in the final stages of the grieving process - Acceptance.
30/05/21 20:12:15
"Blimey Dave, when I said can you hang the bananas on display?"
30/05/21 20:04:30
He decided to end it all when the judge denied his appeel.
30/05/21 20:04:06
He was a bit green, hanging out with a bad bunch and now they'd left him to rot.
30/05/21 20:02:45
"How many murders did he commit?""Fyffe."
30/05/21 20:00:50
♪ Strange Fruit ♪
30/05/21 20:00:12
Is that a slip knot?
30/05/21 20:00:11
Please Ripe or RIP
04/06/21 15:13:48
Not very funny - sorry but it isn't
01/06/21 17:28:50
The BBC admits that David Attenborough's scene dramatising the poaching of rhinos wasn't actually shot on location.
31/05/21 22:42:48
Dad: Look son this is what happens when you refuse to eat fruit.Son: with tears in his eyes, Ok dad I'll have a banana.
31/05/21 15:07:46
This is unapeeling.
31/05/21 3:40:26
unfortunately 1 in 3 bananas are a lot more bruised than they appear to be, we really should keep our eyes peeled.
31/05/21 1:24:20
City news, commodities, Fyffe now have a stranglehold on the banana.
30/05/21 23:47:14
"Mary, where do you get these ropey bananas from?"
30/05/21 23:44:29
Living with old Mavis was tough, even the lamps commit suicide
30/05/21 22:08:57
Some just can't handle life on the outside when they leave Shawshank
30/05/21 21:48:21
She finally realised the other two in bananarama don't want her.
30/05/21 21:08:57
♫ ♬ ♩ Banana-nana, nana, nana, hey, hey,goodbye. ♫ ♬ ♩
30/05/21 21:08:49
Rest in Pies
30/05/21 21:03:59
"They said it was only a matter of time before he would go bananas."
30/05/21 21:01:33
"I suspect Colonel Mustard, in the Lounge, with the rope."
30/05/21 20:52:55
Chokita.
30/05/21 20:49:32
The Hanging Gardens of Bananabylon
30/05/21 20:37:19
"How did he die?""Arsenic and old shoelace."
30/05/21 20:35:46
The tragic news of Bertie the banana's demise came only days after a whole family of lemons were found at the foot of Beachy Head.
30/05/21 20:31:51
He took the secret Banoffee Pie recipe with him to his grove.
30/05/21 20:31:48
Dave was definitely well hung
30/05/21 20:29:42
"May God have mercy on your Dole."
30/05/21 20:26:29
He used to be the best of the bunch but now he's lost his appeal. Too bad he won't live to a ripe old age.
30/05/21 20:24:34
Police say the meat had been butchered but this was a grocer death.
30/05/21 20:23:12
He ended up on the Dole.
30/05/21 20:21:11
Sally thought a hanging fruit basket would look good on the lounge.
30/05/21 20:19:08
"Hanging's a doddle, it's much more humane than skinning."
30/05/21 20:16:45
Fyffe's not worth living any more
30/05/21 20:11:10
Hung, drawn and quartered.
30/05/21 20:10:50
It's a gross way to die but the guillotine would be even grocer.
30/05/21 20:09:29
Noose banana
30/05/21 20:07:19
The coroner would later reveal that it was a case of auto-erotic asphyxiation gone sour.
30/05/21 20:02:12
He's well hung.
What do you call it when a banana gets what he deserves?Bananakarma.
30/05/21 20:01:36
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