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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10308Vanessa the Guesser

Stiff competition

21/08/19 7:00:10

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 524Generic RedHead

"My wife was right, yours is bigger than mine."

21/08/19 18:11:25

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4473James Lennox

"Don't worry about it mate, that water was bloody cold."

21/08/19 7:09:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

Desert Island Dicks

21/08/19 8:43:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5916The Wolf

Gaywatch

21/08/19 7:00:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10308Vanessa the Guesser

Cock shore

21/08/19 7:20:14

 
Mark England Vote score: 15820Mark England

"Shit, My budgie's dead!"

21/08/19 7:02:17

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4473James Lennox

The mermaids didn't think their human transformation had gone quite right, but they weren't complaining.

21/08/19 9:09:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5916The Wolf

Hanging out at the beach

21/08/19 7:23:34

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

A brief encounter

21/08/19 14:12:47

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

Now show us yer starfish

21/08/19 9:14:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8139Chris Keegan

Beach balls

21/08/19 9:00:17

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8580Mr Dome

Wow! It IS your wallet

21/08/19 7:31:02

 
Mark England Vote score: 15820Mark England

"I think I've got crabs"

21/08/19 7:01:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7269Dave Bryan

''What bait are you using?''

21/08/19 7:01:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4957C CaMel

Package Holiday.

22/08/19 6:46:57

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

That type of crab doesn't come out of the sea

21/08/19 10:21:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3800Karyn Harrison

"Ah look at that, Dan's caught a tiddler!"

21/08/19 8:08:50

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5916The Wolf

"Don't worry Dave, you're the funny one"

21/08/19 7:13:57

 
stone face Vote score: 6706stone face

Police have warned locals to be on the look out for speedophiles..

21/08/19 7:07:09

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5999Greg Curtis

Gay Foreshore

21/08/19 12:43:55

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

So this is where they all hang out.

21/08/19 10:33:23

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5050Vivvy En

"I could have sworn it was in here somewhere"

21/08/19 8:59:58

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11300 Smuldo

"Don't worry about the length of it mate as long as you can hit the sides you'll be fine..."

21/08/19 7:45:02

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2818GeeDee

Tom Dick and Harry

21/08/19 7:41:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14051Dan Nicholls

How do we measure them? We need a speedo-meter.

21/08/19 7:14:48

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 524Generic RedHead

Spotted dicks.

22/08/19 11:55:37

 
larry G. Vote score: 1422larry G.

"Yup, I've caught the clap."

21/08/19 14:33:45

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 1687Scrunchy Doo

Inspector Gadget

21/08/19 12:22:14

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 1687Scrunchy Doo

The Guns of Navarone

21/08/19 12:21:54

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19906John Glover

"You are right, mine are synthetic, machine washable and spin dry as well."

21/08/19 11:18:44

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Goonies reunion with one eyed Willy

21/08/19 10:36:12

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2818GeeDee

So why have you got HANDY tattooed on your dick?
Well,when its erect it says Have a nice day Y'all

21/08/19 7:44:00

 
stone face Vote score: 6706stone face

In the annual 'Last man to get an erection in a gay situation' competition, judges are suspicious that one of the finalist is a semi professional.

21/08/19 7:14:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21304Ian Skelding

"Ah, that's what a Winkle looks like."

21/08/19 7:09:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5916The Wolf

"Hey, that's a nice fanny"...You can't beat going to the beach with your Trans friends and paying each other compliments.

21/08/19 7:08:04

 
Mark England Vote score: 15820Mark England

Cock I'll show Bay

21/08/19 7:05:31

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1000Willie Johnson

"I've got one. How the hell do you have two?"

21/08/19 7:04:31

 
mark brannan mark brannan

what colour sock did you use

11/09/19 15:10:26

 
martin evans martin evans

The man on the left "i dont reckon much to this crab catching lark".

27/08/19 5:26:34

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3192Stu Dent

Girls love a man who shows his softer side

22/08/19 6:25:54

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9834Neil Mackenzie

I haven’t got room for a spare pair of socks.

22/08/19 4:31:16

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9834Neil Mackenzie

When you’ve no straws who draws the shortest.

22/08/19 4:28:09

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Just another great gender reassignment testimonials poster.

21/08/19 13:15:21

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

'Guys...I think we read the instructions wrong. It says "be black" not "wear black".'

21/08/19 13:11:32

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5999Greg Curtis

Three Identical Voyeurs

21/08/19 13:05:58

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 1687Scrunchy Doo

Ripped Tide

21/08/19 12:20:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19906John Glover

"Woh, she bit yours as well!"

21/08/19 12:00:16

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 166Madeline Charlton

"Damn , that jellyfish sting has increased its size better than I'd expected!

21/08/19 11:08:31

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5999Greg Curtis

“Can I borrow a towel?”

21/08/19 10:37:04

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Hey guys meet Joey

21/08/19 10:28:45

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Sea danglers

21/08/19 10:22:03

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Some cock and ball story

21/08/19 10:20:08

 
stone face Vote score: 6706stone face

"Hey you three! Are pollutants in the sea water affecting your love life.Come on guys, it's time to have a mass debate."

21/08/19 9:50:11

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

Despite no recent sightings of the tug, the locals were out in force looking for the semen ..

21/08/19 8:51:26

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

“No Steve we’re campaigning agains ocean plastics ...... not ocean spastics”

21/08/19 8:45:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6708Stephen Bean

"Jesus Frank, you can stop doing the backstroke now."

21/08/19 8:44:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

Willy Wonky

21/08/19 8:07:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

Embarrassing Buddies

21/08/19 7:57:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6708Stephen Bean

"Some tentacles must have brushed your testicles mate."

21/08/19 7:47:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8139Chris Keegan

Terry was convinced one of them was going to cock up.

21/08/19 7:46:01

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Wanna sea mine?

21/08/19 7:43:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7269Dave Bryan

''Thanks for showing it to us. If we ever need a spare prick, we know where to find you.''

21/08/19 7:27:38

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1000Willie Johnson

Would you look at that.
It's fallen off.

21/08/19 7:14:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7269Dave Bryan

''I never swim out too far because of the swell.''

21/08/19 7:13:59

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6097Glyn Evans

Show and swell

21/08/19 7:10:56

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1000Willie Johnson

"Wanna see it do a trick?"
"Sure."
"Okay trick. It's gonna do you."

21/08/19 7:08:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7269Dave Bryan

''Take a close look. It's the wrong Anglesey.''

21/08/19 7:08:27

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6204Hercules Rockefeller

"And the winner of the Dick Measuring Contest is....."

21/08/19 7:07:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8580Mr Dome

Look at all my little swimmers

21/08/19 7:05:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

Cockle picking

21/08/19 7:02:16

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6097Glyn Evans

"Where is the Doc-tor? - Exterminate!"

21/08/19 7:01:01

 
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