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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12074Vanessa the Guesser

Stiff competition

21/08/19 8:00:10

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 682Generic RedHead

"My wife was right, yours is bigger than mine."

21/08/19 19:11:25

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5550James Lennox

"Don't worry about it mate, that water was bloody cold."

21/08/19 8:09:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31833Tony Edwards

Desert Island Dicks

21/08/19 9:43:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

Gaywatch

21/08/19 8:00:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12074Vanessa the Guesser

Cock shore

21/08/19 8:20:14

 
Mark England Vote score: 16940Mark England

"Shit, My budgie's dead!"

21/08/19 8:02:17

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5550James Lennox

The mermaids didn't think their human transformation had gone quite right, but they weren't complaining.

21/08/19 10:09:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

Hanging out at the beach

21/08/19 8:23:34

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 492Tiny Alien

A brief encounter

21/08/19 15:12:47

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 492Tiny Alien

Now show us yer starfish

21/08/19 10:14:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8920Chris Keegan

Beach balls

21/08/19 10:00:17

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

Wow! It IS your wallet

21/08/19 8:31:02

 
Mark England Vote score: 16940Mark England

"I think I've got crabs"

21/08/19 8:01:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9767Dave Bryan

''What bait are you using?''

21/08/19 8:01:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5742C CaMel

Package Holiday.

22/08/19 7:46:57

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

That type of crab doesn't come out of the sea

21/08/19 11:21:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4654Karyn Harrison

"Ah look at that, Dan's caught a tiddler!"

21/08/19 9:08:50

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

"Don't worry Dave, you're the funny one"

21/08/19 8:13:57

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

Police have warned locals to be on the look out for speedophiles..

21/08/19 8:07:09

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6130Greg Curtis

Gay Foreshore

21/08/19 13:43:55

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

So this is where they all hang out.

21/08/19 11:33:23

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5963Vivvy En

"I could have sworn it was in here somewhere"

21/08/19 9:59:58

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11660 Smuldo

"Don't worry about the length of it mate as long as you can hit the sides you'll be fine..."

21/08/19 8:45:02

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2854GeeDee

Tom Dick and Harry

21/08/19 8:41:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14953Dan Nicholls

How do we measure them? We need a speedo-meter.

21/08/19 8:14:48

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 682Generic RedHead

Spotted dicks.

22/08/19 12:55:37

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Yup, I've caught the clap."

21/08/19 15:33:45

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 2281Scrunchy Doo

Inspector Gadget

21/08/19 13:22:14

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 2281Scrunchy Doo

The Guns of Navarone

21/08/19 13:21:54

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20580John Glover

"You are right, mine are synthetic, machine washable and spin dry as well."

21/08/19 12:18:44

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Goonies reunion with one eyed Willy

21/08/19 11:36:12

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2854GeeDee

So why have you got HANDY tattooed on your dick?
Well,when its erect it says Have a nice day Y'all

21/08/19 8:44:00

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

In the annual 'Last man to get an erection in a gay situation' competition, judges are suspicious that one of the finalist is a semi professional.

21/08/19 8:14:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22237Ian Skelding

"Ah, that's what a Winkle looks like."

21/08/19 8:09:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

"Hey, that's a nice fanny"...You can't beat going to the beach with your Trans friends and paying each other compliments.

21/08/19 8:08:04

 
Mark England Vote score: 16940Mark England

Cock I'll show Bay

21/08/19 8:05:31

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1497Willie Johnson

"I've got one. How the hell do you have two?"

21/08/19 8:04:31

 
mark brannan mark brannan

what colour sock did you use

11/09/19 16:10:26

 
martin evans martin evans

The man on the left "i dont reckon much to this crab catching lark".

27/08/19 6:26:34

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4004Stu Dent

Girls love a man who shows his softer side

22/08/19 7:25:54

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10694Neil Mackenzie

I haven’t got room for a spare pair of socks.

22/08/19 5:31:16

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10694Neil Mackenzie

When you’ve no straws who draws the shortest.

22/08/19 5:28:09

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 956Sam Cass

Just another great gender reassignment testimonials poster.

21/08/19 14:15:21

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 956Sam Cass

'Guys...I think we read the instructions wrong. It says "be black" not "wear black".'

21/08/19 14:11:32

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6130Greg Curtis

Three Identical Voyeurs

21/08/19 14:05:58

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 2281Scrunchy Doo

Ripped Tide

21/08/19 13:20:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20580John Glover

"Woh, she bit yours as well!"

21/08/19 13:00:16

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

"Damn , that jellyfish sting has increased its size better than I'd expected!

21/08/19 12:08:31

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6130Greg Curtis

“Can I borrow a towel?”

21/08/19 11:37:04

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Hey guys meet Joey

21/08/19 11:28:45

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Sea danglers

21/08/19 11:22:03

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Some cock and ball story

21/08/19 11:20:08

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

"Hey you three! Are pollutants in the sea water affecting your love life.Come on guys, it's time to have a mass debate."

21/08/19 10:50:11

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Despite no recent sightings of the tug, the locals were out in force looking for the semen ..

21/08/19 9:51:26

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

“No Steve we’re campaigning agains ocean plastics ...... not ocean spastics”

21/08/19 9:45:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10193Stephen Bean

"Jesus Frank, you can stop doing the backstroke now."

21/08/19 9:44:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31833Tony Edwards

Willy Wonky

21/08/19 9:07:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31833Tony Edwards

Embarrassing Buddies

21/08/19 8:57:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10193Stephen Bean

"Some tentacles must have brushed your testicles mate."

21/08/19 8:47:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8920Chris Keegan

Terry was convinced one of them was going to cock up.

21/08/19 8:46:01

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Wanna sea mine?

21/08/19 8:43:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9767Dave Bryan

''Thanks for showing it to us. If we ever need a spare prick, we know where to find you.''

21/08/19 8:27:38

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1497Willie Johnson

Would you look at that.
It's fallen off.

21/08/19 8:14:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9767Dave Bryan

''I never swim out too far because of the swell.''

21/08/19 8:13:59

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1497Willie Johnson

"Wanna see it do a trick?"
"Sure."
"Okay trick. It's gonna do you."

21/08/19 8:08:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9767Dave Bryan

''Take a close look. It's the wrong Anglesey.''

21/08/19 8:08:27

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6726Hercules Rockefeller

"And the winner of the Dick Measuring Contest is....."

21/08/19 8:07:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

Look at all my little swimmers

21/08/19 8:05:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Cockle picking

21/08/19 8:02:16

 
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