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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

"I think we're being followed by The Three Little Pigs."

31/05/21 20:24:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16909Stephen Bean

"Go faster, Donkey's right behind us."

"How do you know?"

"I can hear a hee-haw hee-haw sound."

31/05/21 20:41:07

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I wasn't thinking of anything in particular. It's just that most things that start with "donkey" are or at least sound dirty.*Edit: I think that I was thinking of "donkey punch". --Willie Johnson
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8303Hercules Rockefeller

What happened when Neo took the green pill.

31/05/21 20:01:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34127Tony Edwards

Nervous Shrek

31/05/21 20:16:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16909Stephen Bean

"I know why you're here Shrek. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer."

"You're a captioneer."

31/05/21 20:22:37

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

“Where shall we go to loose these guys?”
“Far far away.”
“You taking the piss?”

31/05/21 20:10:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16909Stephen Bean

"Quickly Neo, eat the Snickers in my back pocket."

"You're not you when you're hungry."

31/05/21 20:00:20

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"I'd rather have some Green & Black's." --Karyn Harrison
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Farquaad Bike

31/05/21 20:08:08

 
Pip Rae Vote score: 21Pip Rae

So what's your excuse?

01/06/21 17:30:49

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3464Stephen Paterson

The Oracle's got some explaining to do, thought Trinity.

01/06/21 13:31:01

 
Ryan French Vote score: 100Ryan French

The Mashreks

01/06/21 11:59:55

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 990Charles Gilbert

"Why did you say Martha?!"

01/06/21 5:05:15

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

Ozzy Osbourne gives Shrek a tour of Birmingham.

31/05/21 22:35:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"You can take him away Officer."
"When I want your pillion I'll ask for it."

31/05/21 22:33:56

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

'I was just wanting my leg over Fiona when I asked the Fairy Godmother for a sexy ride'

31/05/21 21:23:42

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Driving with shrekless care and attention.

31/05/21 20:01:25

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1267alexandra ball

In a matrix far far away.

31/05/21 21:08:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

Because of his concern that she wasn’t wearing a helmet, Shrek was sticking his up her ass.

31/05/21 20:56:14

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

What if I told you everything is owned by Disney?

31/05/21 20:43:55

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3232Mark Wilson

"Can you slow down I'm feeling a bit travel sick."

31/05/21 20:35:12

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

CCTV footage shows the escape of the Bank robbers. The police say they have 10 black men in custody suspected of the crime.

31/05/21 20:20:48

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

Cameron loves to recycle. She takes the green things out once a week.

31/05/21 20:14:59

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

And I thought Harry and Megan moved to Amwrica for a quiet life.

31/05/21 20:06:56

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

"There's no time. We need to find the Donkeymaker!"

31/05/21 20:05:09

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4774Crunchy Chords

"Computer, turn off autonomous navigation and allow manual override."
"Okay, engaging manual ogre-ride in 3...2...1...."

31/05/21 20:03:26

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

When they crashed the bike was completely shreked.

31/05/21 20:02:45

 
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