"I think we're being followed by The Three Little Pigs."

31/05/21 20:24:32

"Go faster, Donkey's right behind us."

"How do you know?"

"I can hear a hee-haw hee-haw sound."

31/05/21 20:41:07

What happened when Neo took the green pill.

31/05/21 20:01:50

Nervous Shrek

31/05/21 20:16:53

"I know why you're here Shrek. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer."

"You're a captioneer."

31/05/21 20:22:37

“Where shall we go to loose these guys?”
“Far far away.”
“You taking the piss?”

31/05/21 20:10:55

"Quickly Neo, eat the Snickers in my back pocket."

"You're not you when you're hungry."

31/05/21 20:00:20

Farquaad Bike

31/05/21 20:08:08

So what's your excuse?

01/06/21 17:30:49

The Oracle's got some explaining to do, thought Trinity.

01/06/21 13:31:01

The Mashreks

01/06/21 11:59:55

"Why did you say Martha?!"

01/06/21 5:05:15

Ozzy Osbourne gives Shrek a tour of Birmingham.

31/05/21 22:35:11

"You can take him away Officer."
"When I want your pillion I'll ask for it."

31/05/21 22:33:56

'I was just wanting my leg over Fiona when I asked the Fairy Godmother for a sexy ride'

31/05/21 21:23:42

Driving with shrekless care and attention.

31/05/21 20:01:25

In a matrix far far away.

31/05/21 21:08:56

Because of his concern that she wasn’t wearing a helmet, Shrek was sticking his up her ass.

31/05/21 20:56:14

What if I told you everything is owned by Disney?

31/05/21 20:43:55

"Can you slow down I'm feeling a bit travel sick."

31/05/21 20:35:12

CCTV footage shows the escape of the Bank robbers. The police say they have 10 black men in custody suspected of the crime.

31/05/21 20:20:48

Cameron loves to recycle. She takes the green things out once a week.

31/05/21 20:14:59

And I thought Harry and Megan moved to Amwrica for a quiet life.

31/05/21 20:06:56

"There's no time. We need to find the Donkeymaker!"

31/05/21 20:05:09

"Computer, turn off autonomous navigation and allow manual override."
"Okay, engaging manual ogre-ride in 3...2...1...."

31/05/21 20:03:26

When they crashed the bike was completely shreked.

31/05/21 20:02:45