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	Mewcastle United 16/02/24 20:01:51	12

	Pigs might fly 04/02/24 8:10:02	12

	Pull over please sir, your rhea bumper has a crack in it. 01/02/24 21:10:11	1 12
Haha love it. Rhea-rly funny. --Maggie Just-Maggie
	It's a Ford Angler 18/06/23 8:19:11	2 12

	Instructions: place birdhouses two feet up on the wall. 15/12/22 12:06:38	12

	That's what I call an organ grinder. 12/05/22 20:19:02	12

	It gets VERY lonely in this lighthouse... 03/03/22 20:11:13	1 12

	creative This is what happens when Batman leaves Alfred in charge at the Batcave. 06/10/21 20:00:34	12

	"So that's what they eat..." 28/07/21 12:02:21	12

	That silent scream when a toddler stands on your toe but you don't want to hurt their feelings. 20/08/20 8:33:50	12

	Ethel was delighted to have won a year's supply of ice cream in a competition - until she received it. She didn't read the small print... 16/06/20 12:53:46	1 12

	Nissan deny employing underqualified staff. 11/03/20 12:03:22	12

	This must be the ring road. 09/03/20 8:07:44	12

	Bloody hell Steve, just buy a lawnmower. 05/02/20 12:00:35	12

	lol Bloody hell Tom, what sort of dating site are you on? 08/01/20 22:20:26	12

	Worst weekend's fishing ever. 05/01/20 12:28:13	12

	"Right boys, quick, I've only got 5 minutes. Who needs phones, who needs drugs?" 04/11/19 8:12:25	12

	and PC Pipes was our lead singer 27/09/19 12:00:53	12

	"I suggest you get out of the children's ride sir and go back to tending your bees". 19/09/19 20:07:07	12

	He's light beers away from home. 21/08/19 12:09:02	12

	And this year's winner of the Tour de Sahara is... 26/07/19 9:20:00	12

	For a while after Naomi was sacked from the care home, the residents lived on soup and custard. 19/06/19 8:13:22	12

	It's a lot less bovver with a hover. 24/04/19 8:09:21	1 12

	When Martin started his world record dive from the plane, the tide was in. 06/04/19 8:05:27	12

	Stephen Hawking's will didn't make for easy reading 14/03/19 20:03:30	12

	"He's got the whole world in his pan". 17/02/19 20:01:29	12

	Mount Rush-snore 16/02/19 20:02:42	12

	"There's an empty case next to it." "That's Bobby Charlton's hair." 03/02/19 11:36:48	12

	Hurry up John, she'll be coming round in a minute, when she comes. 15/12/18 8:56:51	12

	"Two eggs on toast for table 8, full English and a coffee on table 3 and get a room for table 5." 12/12/18 9:18:03	2 12
I think table 5 fancied crumpet --John Llamas
	Mick Dragger 09/10/18 8:05:48	12

	Apple bobbing 29/09/18 20:06:07	12

	You won't forget your P.E. shorts again will you Steve? 23/09/18 20:22:10	12

	"How's the bike?" "Yeah, running really well." 20/09/18 12:16:44	12

	These two were never going to win the 3-legged race. 11/09/18 8:03:24	12

	lol Our storage facilities are unmatched. Find out how much you can cram in your Anus today. 11/06/18 12:14:15	12

	lol Call it men's intuition, but I think this lady should be given the remote control, chocolate and an hour alone. 05/04/18 8:03:02	12

	Don't worry about him. His bark's worse than his bike. 03/02/18 9:26:19	12

	"Have you got the chain that goes with it?" 20/08/17 21:09:29	12

	lol Dad was trying on his leopard print budgie smugglers before they went on hols. 08/02/17 12:04:13	1 12
Still chuckling at this. Thanks for the laugh. :D --Pussy Galore
	Check your speedo-meter 04/02/17 12:01:07	12

	Please Trevor. Just buy me a hairdryer. 26/12/16 20:00:27	1 12
Great minds think alike. I was going to use the same idea. --Pussy Galore
	lol I had to dump it after he sat on it naked in that pinny. 04/09/16 8:14:55	1 12
WANTED - Sofa, chair or beanbag.. --Andrea Hickling
	Surplus toe requirements 15/08/16 12:00:07	12

	Not as catchy as 'Free Nelson Mandela' but we'll give it a go. 06/08/16 12:57:02	12

	lol The bell is for me not you. Trust me, I am prepared to wait all night if we need to... 17/01/16 21:12:54	12

	Trailer trashed. 01/10/15 20:00:41	12

	You think this is clever? Who do you think set the timer on the camera? 04/08/15 20:06:49	1 12
lol....only if he could also use the toilet --Dev B
	Murray Walker. 02/08/15 16:32:14	12

	Mexican food? Yeah, my mate swears by it. 06/07/15 20:33:28	12

	Museum of spine art. 29/04/15 13:09:40	12

	Bruce Wee 01/03/24 20:03:29	11

	That's funny, my stars did say that cancer will be present in Uranus. 06/02/24 8:12:18	11

	Ampu-tea 23/01/24 20:01:36	11

	For God's sake Dave, just get one with an airbag. 25/12/23 20:07:43	11

	I just can't work out why our funeral range is selling so badly. 03/01/23 20:09:01	11

	lol Moving in a hurry? Call Darwin Removals, the natural selection. 28/12/22 8:23:38	11

	Storm pooper 11/12/22 12:04:09	11

	lol Sir, please leave and never come back to Wickes again. 13/05/22 12:26:59	11

	Is there an easier way to make a chicken shadow on the wall? 15/04/22 12:15:29	1 11
Yep, get a chicken. --John Glover
	No, the sex is awful but by God she's handy to have about when I can't open a jar of pickles. 11/04/22 20:31:38	11

	"SIMPLFFF" "Don't speak with your mouth full". 07/04/22 20:10:49	11

	"My opinion is that you are sex obsessed." "What are you basin that on?" 18/03/22 8:06:20	11

	"Hello, is that 'Just Eat?' May one have 10 grouse, a pot of Earl Grey, some pheasant crisps and a Big Mac?" 15/03/22 8:45:07	11

	When word went around that someone was photo bombing the army's social media pics, it didn't take long to find the Insta Gator. 09/10/21 8:31:39	11

	"It's fine darling, I just think it's a bit risky to wear to the gun club lunch is all." 05/10/21 12:24:05	11

	"FENTOOOOON! FENTON!!" 04/09/21 12:03:07	4 11
"Different dog", Anon? I thought at first it was an American butler. --Molly R
	Of course she's frozen, she's quite clearly suffered a stroke. 17/07/21 8:47:49	11

	The natural reaction when you see a great white. 04/08/20 8:51:28	11

	It was here this morning! I mean how do you even lose a watermelon? 23/06/20 8:36:02	11

	I love all animals, but if there's one phobia I can't get past, it's sphere of dogs. 08/06/20 12:01:18	11

	The last thing that Susan at the Job Centre said was "dress up, make a huge impression when you walk through the door." 02/06/20 8:11:30	11

	lol When your colleagues call an impromptu emergency Zoom meeting at the wrong time. 13/05/20 12:36:06	11

	She hasn't got a problem, but she does have 4 baths a day. 17/02/20 20:01:24	11

	It's Raleigh cold out 05/01/20 8:38:14	11

	It's exactly 3.142 inches across. 02/01/20 8:33:56	11

	Sorry miss, I thought it was a pencil case. 24/10/19 9:06:04	11

	She just wants some action, man. 17/09/19 8:03:18	11

	I went to the fair and won a goldfish. That sucks. 30/08/19 12:00:16	11

	...and 20 Brothmans 28/08/19 12:05:53	11

	Well of course you're still not getting any sleep, they go in your ears Nan. 16/07/19 8:34:42	2 11

	Amazing. I've never seen a saveloy in the wild before. 08/07/19 12:02:45	11

	That's inflation for you. It used to be a four-head. 07/07/19 20:27:16	11

	He's off to Lapland. That new pole dancing club. 13/06/19 20:12:49	11

	It's ok sir, as large scale metal theft goes, this is your first, a fence. 11/05/19 8:20:59	11

	Ferry's wheel. 14/02/19 8:23:06	11

	"I've starred in some weird pornos in my time but this..." 31/01/19 8:02:16	11

	Rub it on your hair and see if it stands up. 07/12/18 10:42:58	11

	Polar express 22/10/18 8:00:07	11

	The Great Fire of Londis. 04/09/18 8:04:04	11

	"No, I said get tulips." 24/07/18 20:40:24	11

	Baguettes, I've had a few. 17/06/18 16:20:45	11

	The number 2 amusement park in the world! 03/04/18 8:17:36	1 11

	Next on BBC1, Voodoo You Think You Are? 08/01/18 9:18:34	11

	F*ck me, the remake of The Teletubbies is a bit dark. 15/12/17 21:39:40	11

	She often enjoyed a tinkle at the piano. Thank heavens for her ultra absorbent pads. 21/09/17 8:07:23	11

	It had been a long while since Maureen had a monthly cycle. 10/09/17 20:25:13	11

	Living opposite her, Martin was determined to be the first to actually photograph the crack of Dawn... 24/08/17 8:13:40	11

	Fire in the hole! 08/08/17 13:36:33	11

	It was the only way she could tell them apart. That and the fact that the one on the left slept upside down. 16/06/17 8:42:45	11

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No, Crawley

[anon]

18/01/24
1:39pm

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Don't move, you're turtally surrounded [Dan Nicholls]

"Bras-sinette."

[anon]

21/01/24
9:07pm

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Jugly sisters [Dan Nicholls]

Haha love it. Rhea-rly funny.

Maggie Just-Maggie

01/02/24
9:19pm

comment on caption:
Pull over please sir, your rhea bumper has a crack in it. [Dan Nicholls]

Don't forget your brushetta.

Al Overy

25/02/24
7:03am

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And a side of Colegate-slaw [Dan Nicholls]

The tired "Body-Builder" had to "Re-Boot."

[anon]

26/03/24
1:45pm

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Matt, rest [Dan Nicholls]

Looks like she's about to score.

Karyn Harrison

14/04/24
12:35pm

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Thanks, I have your number, now what's your name? Petra Crouch. [Dan Nicholls]

, said the pig.

[anon]

Thursday
8:37pm

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"Woken up with worse, I have" [Dan Nicholls]

I thought it was Lily's pad.

Dave Bryan

Friday
8:26am

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Welcome to your new pad [Dan Nicholls]

Great caption, Dan. For me, this is exactly what a caption should be. Something that makes you think of a situation, and laugh at it. Damn shame it didn't make the monthly shortlist.

James Lennox

Monday
7:39am

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"Woken up with worse, I have" [Dan Nicholls]

Thanks James. My first instinct is always to pun, I have to fight it, like my very own 'dark side' 🤣

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