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Dan Nicholls	It gets VERY lonely in this lighthouse... 03/03/22 20:11:13	1 12

Al Overy	I got this weird looking toy for my kid today. It was a pretty fair swap. 03/03/22 21:28:52	7

Mark Wilson	Okay admittedly as mermaid girlfriends go she was no Daryl Hannah 03/03/22 20:07:39	6

Ian Skelding	“Not bad Jenny but Putin’s got sort of rodent eyes and needed to be closer together.” 03/03/22 20:04:36	4

Lucky Elperro	After Chernobyl, parsnip crops were never quite the same. 03/03/22 23:18:17	2

stoneface1	I was really disappointed in the life like, Katie Price sex doll, I ordered. I just wasn't expecting it to be SO life like. 03/03/22 21:25:26	2

James Lennox	Whenever Dave passed out drunk his mates would shave his eyebrows or give him a marker moustache, so he decided to start drinking with the local knitting club instead. 03/03/22 20:50:11	2

James Lennox	I think nan's entered the "seeing little pink furry creatures" stage of life. 03/03/22 20:28:05	1 2
They're called grankids, pending on pigmentation and which demon you've been banging --Glyn Evans
Mark England	"Dave...Are you sure that you didn't feed the Mogwai after midnight?" 03/03/22 20:19:08	2

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