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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6344Hercules Rockefeller

Chimp My Ride

11/03/20 12:06:30

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14346Dan Nicholls

Nissan deny employing underqualified staff.

11/03/20 12:03:22

 
Guy Random Vote score: 325Guy Random

Fiddler on the roof.

11/03/20 14:38:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30967Tony Edwards

Grease monkey

11/03/20 12:07:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

"If the Tudors managed with a stick and a sponge, who needs toilet paper?"

11/03/20 12:22:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20114John Glover

Since he stole that laptop from the back of a car and taught himself to type, he's now doing a Car Mechanics course online.

11/03/20 14:16:40

 
Dev B Vote score: 541Dev B

"Can you hear me major Tom, CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS ANTENNA...HELLO MAJOR TOM ARE YOU THERE?????...HELLOOOOOOoooo!!!!"

11/03/20 12:15:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21538Ian Skelding

" Macaque's on the car."
"Couldn't you have used the toilets like everybody else."

11/03/20 12:15:52

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17102Troompa Loompa

Improvised dildos causes Safari Park monkeys' outbreak of van aerial disease.

11/03/20 12:00:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10168Neil Mackenzie

Audi get Honda roof.

11/03/20 16:45:17

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5242Vivvy En

"Dave, you wouldn't get that corroded aerial removed, so I took it to an expert."

11/03/20 13:27:19

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4906James Lennox

Save the animals! Reintroduce indoor javelins!

11/03/20 12:32:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21538Ian Skelding

"He normally goes for the wipers but all Kleenex, Andrex and Puffs products had sold out."

11/03/20 12:09:01

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

After years of research, scientists explain how primate diseases are transmitted

11/03/20 12:04:23

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14346Dan Nicholls

If you pay peanuts...

11/03/20 12:03:39

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

2001: A Honda Odyssey

11/03/20 14:44:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7981Dave Bryan

''Has he caused a lot of damage?''

''Safari's wrecked a dozen aerials.''

11/03/20 12:26:19

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6270Glyn Evans

"I brought the car back in one piece"
"That's very well 007, but in future if you are being held captive by an arch-villain who owns a safari park and a car chase ensues, when you return the car to Q branch, could you please remove the dead monkeys?"

11/03/20 12:22:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8932Mr Dome

Hello and welcome to Radio 1

11/03/20 12:10:04

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 710Mark Wilson

This aerials on too tight, send in the Mandrill

11/03/20 18:21:53

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

Fleasy Rider

11/03/20 15:13:35

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

Bonnet of the Apes

11/03/20 14:39:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

Anon busy nitpicking again.

11/03/20 14:14:17

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

Curious George

11/03/20 13:19:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30967Tony Edwards

Planet of the japes

11/03/20 12:33:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14346Dan Nicholls

Apeshit is corrosive, so ironically, it will go through the roof.

11/03/20 12:08:39

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

You've got a monkey on your hatchback, mate.

11/03/20 12:08:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8932Mr Dome

How to turn a monkey into an impaler

11/03/20 12:07:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7981Dave Bryan

''After you've fixed the aerial, can you wipe the windscreen?''

11/03/20 12:02:49

 
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