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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13850Dan Nicholls

Worst weekend's fishing ever.

05/01/20 12:28:13

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8327Mr Dome

Brown, weather-beaten and leathery? That's middle-aged football managers for you

05/01/20 12:38:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7818Chris Keegan

Eric was starting to get fed up of all this hanging a boot.

05/01/20 12:10:59

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19786John Glover

'The Bootifull Game'

06/01/20 1:46:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7818Chris Keegan

Having faced his sexual preferences boot camp failed to live up to expectations.

05/01/20 18:55:36

 
larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

“Not my size or smell.”

05/01/20 16:37:38

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 145Madeline Charlton

"Keep your tongue still, so that I may hear your sole!"

05/01/20 19:57:32

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9719Neil Mackenzie

New Manager John Bercow had ORDERed too many football boots and he couldn’t accept the result when his team lost.

05/01/20 16:53:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38449Welsh Rarebit

And the 2020 European Olden Boot award goes to...

05/01/20 12:52:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6742Dave Bryan

Some of these captions are as tough as old boots.

05/01/20 12:10:48

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1566Scrijjy Doo

Shoe Wars, not as good.

05/01/20 19:57:53

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 905Willie Johnson

Having just purchased an old shoe phone, he was about to get his first booty call.

05/01/20 19:52:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13850Dan Nicholls

Meanwhile, outside Boots the Chemist, a similarly confused woman waited for her date. "Just like Jose Mourinho" his profile said.

05/01/20 17:57:57

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 331Gavin Smithers

Scott Parka

05/01/20 17:07:14

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1566Scrijjy Doo

The gamy is afoot.

05/01/20 16:52:20

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 147Mark Wilson

These smell not so bootylicious

05/01/20 15:55:40

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5932Greg Curtis

"Maybe THIS will clear the phlegm. What do you see here?"

"A shoe!...A shoe!"

"Didn't work."

05/01/20 14:01:02

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13850Dan Nicholls

Daz, boot.

05/01/20 12:27:22

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2797GeeDee

That reminds me I need to pick up some Parmesan Cheese tonight

05/01/20 15:08:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10017Vanessa the Guesser

Stud muffin

05/01/20 14:39:43

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3007Stu Dent

So this is Bernard Matthews

05/01/20 14:06:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21174Ian Skelding

These are the boots that walked all over him.

Nod to 12:00:35

05/01/20 13:55:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4902Vivvy En

"Go on, Dave...Lick 'em."

05/01/20 13:50:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7818Chris Keegan

With just one week into the New Year Dave gives up his attempt to kick the habit.

05/01/20 12:59:05

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5196Paul Reeve

Dave’s face said it all, boot camp wasn’t for him.

05/01/20 12:52:39

 
Rachel P Vote score: 319Rachel P

LUgg boots

05/01/20 12:41:40

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3583Karyn Harrison

Dave was beginning to wish he hadn't held his breath the other day when that woman sneezed in front of him on the escalator.

05/01/20 12:40:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8327Mr Dome

Sir boot trio

05/01/20 12:32:55

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30476Tony Edwards

Jake the Peg

05/01/20 12:22:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8327Mr Dome

....'I hate it when Gulliver drives me to work'

05/01/20 12:22:25

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2535Trace Sarge

"Knew I stud in the wrong place"

05/01/20 12:18:43

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3583Karyn Harrison

'I wish I hadn't eaten that bean casserole.'

05/01/20 12:14:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6063Stephen Bean

From the expression on his face I'd say he's caught a nasty case of boot-ulism.

05/01/20 12:05:01

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 346Jack Joyce

worst back-to-school purchases

05/01/20 12:03:05

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5951Glyn Evans

The woes of working on a cherry picker; removing smelly shoes from telephone lines.

05/01/20 12:01:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38449Welsh Rarebit

♪ Those boots were made for hocking... ♪

05/01/20 12:00:35

 
Rachel P Vote score: 319Rachel P

Ear studs

05/01/20 12:00:23

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The kind that create large earlobes. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6063Stephen Bean

There's no way I'm gonna think of a caption for this photo. I can't think straight when I'm looking at booty.

05/01/20 12:00:18

 
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