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I had to dump it after he sat on it naked in that pinny.
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14623Dan Nicholls

I had to dump it after he sat on it naked in that pinny.

04/09/16 8:14:55

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WANTED - Sofa, chair or beanbag.. --Andrea Hickling
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Flung Shui

04/09/16 12:18:36

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Later that day Richard Branson completely lost the plot and threw his wife's settee out

04/09/16 8:31:38

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14623Dan Nicholls

Nearly done boss, where shall I put this wafer thin mint?

04/09/16 8:12:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

'Compact and bijou residence, occasionally south-facing, would suit agoraphobic person of short stature.’

04/09/16 8:03:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21962Ian Skelding

"Doesn't quite fit in."
"I know, I could only get it in sofa."

04/09/16 10:18:53

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5040Chris Halliwell

Couch Putouto.

04/09/16 9:59:56

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Bin Laden

04/09/16 23:19:55

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

WANTED - Replacement wife. Must have a modicum of rational thinking. Contact Ian Hickling.

04/09/16 17:35:30

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Cheeky x --Andrea Hickling
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Moving on.

04/09/16 15:57:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20364John Glover

"You are welcome to come round to where I live, but I warn you it's a bit of a dump."

04/09/16 11:38:52

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Great throw!

04/09/16 11:26:23

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Ace Disposal had searched for the padlock everywhere.

04/09/16 11:23:06

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

No, I said put it in the GARAGE not the garbage!

04/09/16 10:55:32

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I see the cat's trashed the sofa again.

04/09/16 10:51:17

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Should've taken it ♪ to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump ♪

04/09/16 10:30:29

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Royal Academy Art Museum declare Neville Smiths "Skip Art" as the overall winner!

04/09/16 10:10:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5694Vivvy En

'They've wheelie bin and done it now!'

04/09/16 9:27:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11554Vanessa the Guesser

Stig's digs

04/09/16 9:07:10

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Refuse Collection, over filled!

04/09/16 8:50:34

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11554Vanessa the Guesser

Quality Street - take your pick

04/09/16 8:46:06

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"Now what do we do with the body?"

04/09/16 8:45:43

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"Whoever started this business, didn't have a full deck."

04/09/16 8:44:03

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

Acey Douchey

04/09/16 8:42:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31478Tony Edwards

There's no plACE like home.

04/09/16 8:38:42

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"This neighborhood is seaty."

04/09/16 8:36:46

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

Tracey Emin - My Sofa Bed.
'Another Tracey Emin autobiographical and confessional artwork overflowing with used Condoms and Always Discrete'

04/09/16 8:32:09

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

'No, it just doesn't fit, we'll need to put it back in divan'

04/09/16 8:25:16

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

Ace in the Hole

04/09/16 8:23:47

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10566Neil Mackenzie

How did you get that in there?
Well I had to Poke her in a bit, but I've got to get Straight back I've Two Pair of chairs to get in the next skip. I don't think there is enough skips to empty the Full House.

04/09/16 8:22:36

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5694Vivvy En

Rotting couch potato.

04/09/16 8:21:48

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"Now don't come back without the remote."

04/09/16 8:20:49

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Housing policy for the next decade.

04/09/16 8:19:37

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"I finally got heavin'. "

04/09/16 8:16:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11554Vanessa the Guesser

Warning: Dumping of stools is strictly prohibited.

04/09/16 8:14:32

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"He got out just in time."

04/09/16 8:13:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31478Tony Edwards

Skip higher

04/09/16 8:13:22

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"Now that's a sick crime..."

04/09/16 8:12:14

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10566Neil Mackenzie

After his Mother past away Dave emptied her Council Flat. He managed to avoid paying to dispose of the old furniture by distributing it around the area in any skip he could find.
Two weeks later at the reading of the Will he found out that his Mother had left him £200,000.
He was over the Moon till the Solicitor read the next line. "Dave you will find the money down the back of the Sofa."

04/09/16 8:11:36

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"NOW, the lawn..."

04/09/16 8:09:41

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

"Now that Eamonn Holmes is leaving breakfast tv, we won't have to buy him a new sofa every week"

04/09/16 8:06:01

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

The Rainbow bar disposes of Lemmy’s old sofa in the Ace of Skips

04/09/16 8:01:25

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

Trashy Sextional

04/09/16 8:00:15

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

Entrepreneur Sarah saves Ian’s brown sofa from skip and Anthony transforms it into a Devine hot air throne for Richard Branson.

04/09/16 8:00:15

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Dr Who's companion reincarnates too.

06/09/16 12:11:58

 
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