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Scientists attempt to calculate what a woman really means when she says shes fine.
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 1514Stephen Bean

Scientists attempt to calculate what a woman really means when she says she's 'fine'.

Thu 20:05:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

Stephen Hawking's will didn't make for easy reading

Thu 20:03:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28344Tony Edwards

The answer is 42.

Thu 20:00:56

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Given my avatar I couldn't not vote for this. --James Lennox
The Wolf Vote score: 1079The Wolf

"What are you reading mate? Oh ok, my teacher at school used to try teach me sh*t like that. I ignored him and it didn't do me any harm"

"Good for you mate. Large Big Mac meal please"

Thu 20:01:09

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1723Trace Sarge

"No idea son ask your mother"

Thu 20:00:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28344Tony Edwards

Scientists have come up with a formula for writing the perfect caption.

Thu 20:05:31

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"... And Bob's your uncle, the answer is Theresa May having sex." :^) --Crunchy Chords
Lawrence Day Vote score: 333Lawrence Day

Look you owe me 5p.

Thu 20:41:46

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1398Crunchy Chords

Photos like this tend to cause maths hysteria.

Thu 20:00:14

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

Jack Benny Calculating his taxi ride tip.

Fri 2:44:35

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

"Advanced Algebra for Dummies" wasn't a best seller.

Thu 20:10:23

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

The lunch menu in an Oxford dining room.

Fri 2:40:41

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

I'm finding Chinese a very hard language to learn.

Thu 20:21:47

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7199Vanessa the Guesser

"Reading the problem page again, dear?"

Thu 20:17:02

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1079The Wolf

After spending hundreds of days writing lines on the board, Bart Simpson had become a clever little bastard

Thu 20:10:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7199Vanessa the Guesser

Carol Vorderman's been writing on toilet walls again.

Thu 20:04:22

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So she worked it out with a pen instead? --Karyn Harrison
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5276Greg Curtis

"This is difficult for many, but it's easy to sum."

Fri 2:35:34

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

"Sorry mate, I've just worked out your number's up"

Thu 21:34:33

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5276Greg Curtis

".....12? Is it...12?"

Thu 21:13:18

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

FFS. Is Corrie on yet luv?

Thu 20:53:44

 
Dot Old Vote score: 306Dot Old

The meaning of life

Fri 8:32:11

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

Preparing for a calculated risk.

Fri 2:47:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1514Stephen Bean

Thinking inside the box

Fri 0:52:18

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 427Scrappy Doo

It's not so easy to find the clitoris.

Fri 0:40:12

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 61Lee Hauxwell

I don't know about you, but I'm board.

Thu 23:25:38

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

Apparently it takes an idiot to work out how Brexit will divide us, multiply our problems, subtract us from trade and add to our growing national debt.

Thu 21:52:46

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5063Glyn Evans

2 - B or not 2 - B, is that the equation?

Thu 21:38:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

UR squared

Thu 21:37:47

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 284Sam Cass

Mike Tyson to agent: "Tho, you're thaying I math underthand thith for my lineth in my next movie cameo?"

Thu 21:17:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

I struggled with Quadratic equations I was always too Erratic.

Thu 21:17:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28344Tony Edwards

"I only said I am interested in Formula 1."

Thu 20:58:38

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

"When you said you'd show me an example of standard deviation, I expected to see a picture of the Union Jack but with an obvious alteration."

Thu 20:47:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

Instructions with Ikea flat packs are getting complicated.

Thu 20:47:42

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 427Scrappy Doo

The Donald got his IQ results.

Thu 20:36:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

Chalk and Jeez!

Thu 20:28:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

Today's captions are a little formulaic.

Thu 20:26:24

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

Kids these days with their smart arse maths equations. I blame the parentheses.

Thu 20:20:43

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

"Many thanks submitting your expenses Mr Smith. May I just confirm that your journey to St Albans was 37.4 miles at an average speed of 33 miles an hour, using 1.3 litres of fuel at a cost of £1.21 per litre and it took 58 minutes?"

Thu 20:18:50

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

If A=R2 then the force must be with U

Thu 20:10:03

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

Revealed - Why Jose Mourinho's team tactics left a lot of the United players baffled.

Thu 20:07:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19986Ian Skelding

Sine of the times

Thu 20:04:27

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

Einstein was a genius in physics, but he couldn't spell well: Always putting "D" for "E" and random stuff for "mc squared".

Thu 20:03:39

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

So this is the recipe for Eton Mess

Thu 20:03:25

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"Dad, I just hate putting your bets on . The girls in Ladbrokes look at me with so much hate ."

Thu 20:02:37

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

Asked to find "D" young Johnny pointed to the bottom left of the blackboard and exclaimed "There it is."

Thu 20:01:59

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

"Hang on guys, while we get our heads round this, I'II put some Pi in the oven"

Thu 20:00:58

 
Molly R Vote score: 683Molly R

"Now, children, is that quite clear?"

Thu 20:00:25

 
Molly R Vote score: 683Molly R

Final formula for the Brexit deal.

Thu 20:00:07

 
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