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"So, you say that the assailant attacked you with a high-powered leaf blower, Madam? Do you have any proof?"
11/04/22 19:00:41
No, the sex is awful but by God she's handy to have about when I can't open a jar of pickles.
11/04/22 19:31:38
"Can you keep a secre... You know what, forget it."
11/04/22 19:33:27
"Thanks for the offer Tina, but I think I'll give the blow job a miss."
11/04/22 19:00:07
"Okay then: You're right."
11/04/22 20:03:49
I wouldn’t say the Wife’s mouth is big but the next door neighbour tried to park his car in it.
11/04/22 19:06:19
"Hi love, how did the kids get on at cricket today?"
11/04/22 19:06:12
"And here we see a triggered Karen in her natural environment after having just witnessed something offensive on the internet."
11/04/22 19:02:31
Gobby Logan
11/04/22 21:51:59
"What are you listening to Shelly?""And IIIIIIIIIIIII..."
11/04/22 19:57:09
The familiar look of someone midway through a lateral flow test.
11/04/22 19:19:43
Jane actually didn't mind the covid mask rules.
11/04/22 19:12:57
''Please don't take any notice of what my wife says. She's all mouth.''
11/04/22 19:08:42
"STOP FU(KING CAPTIONING!"
11/04/22 19:03:07
Yeah, I pulled that face when I saw my electricity bill too.
11/04/22 19:00:13
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