super vote: ( left this week)
This photo is more than three days old, so captioning is over
"So, you say that the assailant attacked you with a high-powered leaf blower, Madam? Do you have any proof?"
11/04/22 20:00:41
No, the sex is awful but by God she's handy to have about when I can't open a jar of pickles.
11/04/22 20:31:38
"Can you keep a secre... You know what, forget it."
11/04/22 20:33:27
"Thanks for the offer Tina, but I think I'll give the blow job a miss."
11/04/22 20:00:07
"Okay then: You're right."
11/04/22 21:03:49
I wouldn’t say the Wife’s mouth is big but the next door neighbour tried to park his car in it.
11/04/22 20:06:19
"Hi love, how did the kids get on at cricket today?"
11/04/22 20:06:12
"And here we see a triggered Karen in her natural environment after having just witnessed something offensive on the internet."
11/04/22 20:02:31
Say "Ahhhhh""Arggghhhh!!!"
11/04/22 20:01:17
Gobby Logan
11/04/22 22:51:59
"What are you listening to Shelly?""And IIIIIIIIIIIII..."
11/04/22 20:57:09
The familiar look of someone midway through a lateral flow test.
11/04/22 20:19:43
Jane actually didn't mind the covid mask rules.
11/04/22 20:12:57
''Please don't take any notice of what my wife says. She's all mouth.''
11/04/22 20:08:42
"STOP FU(KING CAPTIONING!"
11/04/22 20:03:07
Yeah, I pulled that face when I saw my electricity bill too.
11/04/22 20:00:13
Not a caption (I have already posted a caption) but I have to say this photo is awful and I think I might have nightmares tonight
11/04/22 23:27:07
"You've had a wonderful career. Now, bring us back to your first experience with Mr. Holmes."
11/04/22 22:33:53
Insert sexist 'nag' stereotype caption here.
11/04/22 20:18:58
“That’s not a good look Sharon, which hair salon did you go to?”
11/04/22 20:15:36
“Did you manage to get a picture of Ronaldo after the Everton game Linda?”
11/04/22 20:10:41
The Lady inBred
11/04/22 20:03:05