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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17185Dan Nicholls

That's what I call an organ grinder.

Thu 20:19:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17570Vanessa the Guesser

In a former life, Quim was an Essex girl dancing round her handbag with a worn out box.

Thu 20:06:31

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11697Al Overy

Includes his Smash Hits:

- Quim as you are
- She Quims in the Fall
- Quim fly me to the moon

...and many more!

Fri 6:22:39

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And "Qim-a Quim-eleon" and "The Shape of Things to Quim". Oh, and how could I forget "Qim on Eileen." --Willie Johnson
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17185Dan Nicholls

Quim used to be called Dick before the accident.

Thu 20:15:58

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6003Crunchy Chords

The music is terrible, but as a self-accompanied stripper he's quite talented.

Thu 20:03:07

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9657Hercules Rockefeller

The one time Al Yankovic got a little too weird.

Thu 20:01:32

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17185Dan Nicholls

Play us a chord Ian.

Thu 20:16:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

''This isn't the strap-on I was expecting, darling.''

Thu 20:05:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17570Vanessa the Guesser

Quim was too tight to buy an epilator and found a cheaper method of removing his pubes.

Thu 20:02:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9537Vivvy En

Other methods of circumcision are recommended

Thu 20:58:09

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9537Vivvy En

Sorry, Quim. The nudity simply does not distract the eye from those shoes...

Thu 20:32:30

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7698Greg Curtis

"Great musicians refer to Dave as 'a dancer.'"

Thu 20:12:45

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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5093Scrijjy Doo

Double Protection Prophylactic

Thu 20:04:17

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 700Zak Toby1998

All musicians during the lockdown had their balls squeezed

Thu 20:03:03

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1817alexandra ball

Good job he doesn't play the mouth organ!

Thu 20:02:24

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11697Al Overy

Stripsqueeze

Thu 21:25:17

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5093Scrijjy Doo

He sings soprano.

Thu 20:55:54

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3651Willie Johnson

His name's not really Quim, it's an anagram.

Thu 20:50:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

He always does a turn on Saturday nights.

Thu 20:14:28

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7698Greg Curtis

"Dave 'plays with a band' but prefers playing with himself."

(...not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Thu 20:11:24

 
Joe Vote score: 1822Joe

'Erm, squeeze box wasn't an instruction Barry'

Thu 20:08:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11778Chris Keegan

Dave is a suspect in the Sauna murder trial. He was there all evening accordioning to witnesses.

Thu 20:01:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23076Stephen Bean

The Naked Clef

Thu 20:01:39

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 700Zak Toby1998

His band is called 'Hermaphrodite'... A Quim with balls.

Thu 20:01:19

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 700Zak Toby1998

The crowd were amazed as Quim suddenly hit a G10 vocal note

Thu 20:00:36

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13064Neil Mackenzie

He went to the Doctor with a nasty polka on his knob.

Fri 19:33:03

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1328Charles Gilbert

Polka rue, Polka rue!

Thu 23:16:14

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1328Charles Gilbert

Before Magnum PI Tom Selleck struggled professionally.

Thu 23:14:56

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1328Charles Gilbert

Ugh! Could Borat just stop already?

Thu 23:13:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13808Mr Dome

Newd Romantic

Thu 22:03:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17185Dan Nicholls

Where are they now? David Wilkie

Thu 21:55:03

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11697Al Overy

"Playing the accordion is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to hold her in just the right place, push the right buttons and, if she makes a horrible noise, consider cleaning your instrument."

Thu 21:51:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13808Mr Dome

Are you preparing for Desert Island Discs, Mr Beach??

Thu 21:20:40

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3651Willie Johnson

When he said he signed a nude deal, I thought he meant a new record deal.

Thu 20:54:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11778Chris Keegan

Brace yourself Rodney...

Thu 20:51:25

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22468John Glover

Every time as he closes it, at a certain point, he bellows.

Thu 20:40:17

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 700Zak Toby1998

šŸŽ¶La cocka racha La cocka racha... On my way to Mexico cha cha chaaaaaa!

Thu 20:08:40

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5093Scrijjy Doo

Dress Accordionly

Thu 20:01:49

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 700Zak Toby1998

Acockdion

Thu 20:01:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17570Vanessa the Guesser

An evening with Concertina from Doncaster

Thu 20:00:32

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9646Glyn Evans

The Busk Stops Here

Thu 20:00:22

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11214James Lennox

šŸŽµ I OW did OW it OW my OW waaaay šŸŽµ

Thu 20:00:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23076Stephen Bean

Life accordion to Borat

Thu 20:00:05

 
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