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That's what I call an organ grinder.
Thu 20:19:02
In a former life, Quim was an Essex girl dancing round her handbag with a worn out box.
Thu 20:06:31
Includes his Smash Hits:- Quim as you are- She Quims in the Fall- Quim fly me to the moon...and many more!
Fri 6:22:39
Quim used to be called Dick before the accident.
Thu 20:15:58
The music is terrible, but as a self-accompanied stripper he's quite talented.
Thu 20:03:07
The one time Al Yankovic got a little too weird.
Thu 20:01:32
Play us a chord Ian.
Thu 20:16:10
''This isn't the strap-on I was expecting, darling.''
Thu 20:05:05
Quim was too tight to buy an epilator and found a cheaper method of removing his pubes.
Thu 20:02:19
Other methods of circumcision are recommended
Thu 20:58:09
Sorry, Quim. The nudity simply does not distract the eye from those shoes...
Thu 20:32:30
"Great musicians refer to Dave as 'a dancer.'"
Thu 20:12:45
Double Protection Prophylactic
Thu 20:04:17
All musicians during the lockdown had their balls squeezed
Thu 20:03:03
Good job he doesn't play the mouth organ!
Thu 20:02:24
Stripsqueeze
Thu 21:25:17
He sings soprano.
Thu 20:55:54
His name's not really Quim, it's an anagram.
Thu 20:50:14
He always does a turn on Saturday nights.
Thu 20:14:28
"Dave 'plays with a band' but prefers playing with himself." (...not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Thu 20:11:24
'Erm, squeeze box wasn't an instruction Barry'
Thu 20:08:12
Dave is a suspect in the Sauna murder trial. He was there all evening accordioning to witnesses.
Thu 20:01:50
The Naked Clef
Thu 20:01:39
His band is called 'Hermaphrodite'... A Quim with balls.
Thu 20:01:19
The crowd were amazed as Quim suddenly hit a G10 vocal note
Thu 20:00:36
He went to the Doctor with a nasty polka on his knob.
Fri 19:33:03
Polka rue, Polka rue!
Thu 23:16:14
Before Magnum PI Tom Selleck struggled professionally.
Thu 23:14:56
Ugh! Could Borat just stop already?
Thu 23:13:27
Newd Romantic
Thu 22:03:36
Where are they now? David Wilkie
Thu 21:55:03
"Playing the accordion is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to hold her in just the right place, push the right buttons and, if she makes a horrible noise, consider cleaning your instrument."
Thu 21:51:02
Are you preparing for Desert Island Discs, Mr Beach??
Thu 21:20:40
When he said he signed a nude deal, I thought he meant a new record deal.
Thu 20:54:23
Brace yourself Rodney...
Thu 20:51:25
Every time as he closes it, at a certain point, he bellows.
Thu 20:40:17
š¶La cocka racha La cocka racha... On my way to Mexico cha cha chaaaaaa!
Thu 20:08:40
Dress Accordionly
Thu 20:01:49
Acockdion
Thu 20:01:47
An evening with Concertina from Doncaster
Thu 20:00:32
The Busk Stops Here
Thu 20:00:22
šµ I OW did OW it OW my OW waaaay šµ
Thu 20:00:13
Life accordion to Borat
Thu 20:00:05
