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That's what I call an organ grinder.
12/05/22 19:19:02
In a former life, Quim was an Essex girl dancing round her handbag with a worn out box.
12/05/22 19:06:31
Includes his Smash Hits:- Quim as you are- She Quims in the Fall- Quim fly me to the moon...and many more!
13/05/22 5:22:39
Quim used to be called Dick before the accident.
12/05/22 19:15:58
The music is terrible, but as a self-accompanied stripper he's quite talented.
12/05/22 19:03:07
The one time Al Yankovic got a little too weird.
12/05/22 19:01:32
Play us a chord Ian.
12/05/22 19:16:10
''This isn't the strap-on I was expecting, darling.''
12/05/22 19:05:05
Quim was too tight to buy an epilator and found a cheaper method of removing his pubes.
12/05/22 19:02:19
Other methods of circumcision are recommended
12/05/22 19:58:09
Sorry, Quim. The nudity simply does not distract the eye from those shoes...
12/05/22 19:32:30
"Great musicians refer to Dave as 'a dancer.'"
12/05/22 19:12:45
Double Protection Prophylactic
12/05/22 19:04:17
All musicians during the lockdown had their balls squeezed
12/05/22 19:03:03
Good job he doesn't play the mouth organ!
12/05/22 19:02:24
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