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"I SAID, YOUR LIPSTICK IS ON WONKY! Oh, I give up, shes obviously deaf as a post."
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James Lennox Vote score: 8976James Lennox

"I SAID, YOUR LIPSTICK IS ON WONKY! Oh, I give up, she's obviously deaf as a post."

17/07/21 8:13:05

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

Of course she's frozen, she's quite clearly suffered a stroke.

17/07/21 8:47:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

Lipsided

17/07/21 8:15:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

Women have ears just like BMWs have indicators, using them is optional.

17/07/21 8:26:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

"You're firing me for being drunk at work? Prove it".

17/07/21 8:52:36

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"Well you all auditioned well but we can only cast one of you."
"Bitch you gave him a blow job didn't you."

17/07/21 8:13:31

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 637Nina Dutton

“My mum said never pull funny faces. If the wind changes, you’ll stay like that. Elsa your Frozen.”

17/07/21 8:03:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

The painter was having Olaf

17/07/21 8:49:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"Get your face on straight, love, or you'll be left on the shelf."

17/07/21 8:15:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"Poor Elsa looks a bit down in the mouth."

17/07/21 8:00:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''Mother told me that one day I'd be laughing on the wrong side of my face.''

17/07/21 8:28:24

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"Och aye it disney look right do you have anything elsa?"

17/07/21 8:07:03

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8976James Lennox

Deaf and Dumb Blonde

17/07/21 8:01:43

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"It's probably for the best if we just let it go for free at this point."

17/07/21 8:01:16

 
Ryan F Vote score: 137Ryan F

Van Elsa

19/07/21 17:07:04

 
Ryan F Vote score: 137Ryan F

Careful, you don't want your face to get frozen like that.

18/07/21 15:12:47

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

Bell's Palsy affects one in five.

17/07/21 11:58:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

She obviously likes a bit on the side.

17/07/21 9:41:17

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

Where do I put my ... lips.

17/07/21 9:14:08

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

Let me slip into something more comfortable.
Or was that 'Loose lips sink ships'?
It must have been a slip of the tongue.

17/07/21 9:07:46

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

Charles is earless I fear.

17/07/21 8:59:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

"Maybe she's born with it, maybe blame the machine."

17/07/21 8:51:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

I was really after some Bold.

17/07/21 8:43:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

Saving face is her priority now.

17/07/21 8:29:22

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

With all the money she earned from the film no doubt she employs a makeup artist now. You can bank on it.

17/07/21 8:28:02

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 637Nina Dutton

Lip sync

17/07/21 8:22:22

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

"So go on then, tell me who the lucky long sighted lady is then?

17/07/21 8:19:21

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

This is a joke you couldn't make it up if you tried.

17/07/21 8:15:12

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

"Fearless? Not the best tagline for a shaker"

17/07/21 8:13:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

Sarah used to be a very successful politician. Talking out of both sides of her mouth came easy to her.

17/07/21 8:10:02

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"Ah, here we are, cellulose adhesive remover. That should wipe the smile off her face."

17/07/21 8:02:21

 
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