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Ethel was delighted to have won a years supply of ice cream in a competition - until she received it.   She didnt read the small print...
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

Ethel was delighted to have won a year's supply of ice cream in a competition - until she received it.

She didn't read the small print...

16/06/20 12:53:46

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 9780Dave Bryan

''99?''

''You cheeky bastard! I've only just turned 80.''

16/06/20 12:01:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9780Dave Bryan

Ice cream, crones

16/06/20 12:04:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18838Troompa Loompa

Bench & Jerry(atrics)

16/06/20 12:15:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

It's a good job that Wall's have ears as Enid is stone deaf.

16/06/20 12:12:09

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4656Karyn Harrison

Lyon's Old Maid

16/06/20 12:04:19

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1043Stephen Graham

We're all on facebook, poke us anytime.

16/06/20 12:01:30

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18838Troompa Loompa

Cold Age Benchioners

16/06/20 12:00:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20584John Glover

"I'm going to take it home and rub it all over
callum's chest, me swinging on those nipple rings of his must make them bloody sore."

16/06/20 20:37:46

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5966Vivvy En

"Eat it quickly, Edna...then I'll give you one of those trendy tongue piercings with this needle"

16/06/20 12:53:47

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20584John Glover

"Dip your tongue right in and it should get rid of that bad taste from that blow job you gave old Ken."

16/06/20 12:16:17

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Dear me, is that what Barbie looks like now? --Molly R
Molly R Vote score: 1779Molly R

"I just wish you'd buy me one in the summer."

16/06/20 12:01:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

♫ Just one Cronetto.. ♫

16/06/20 12:00:08

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

Women weren't allowed to eat ice cream until 1958.

16/06/20 18:36:46

 
Morgan . Vote score: 224Morgan .

Put your tongue away Jennifer it's an ice cream not your husbands Dick.

16/06/20 12:57:32

 
Morgan . Vote score: 224Morgan .

Just one cornetto Granny okay?
Well I couldn't eat fucking two.

16/06/20 12:37:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1505Willie Johnson

I tried to write a caption but I just froze up. I'm afraid this picture has me licked. Cone not think of anything. Might as well scoop up my things and go home.

16/06/20 12:24:24

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1043Stephen Graham

Hags 'n Dazs

16/06/20 12:17:30

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5083Chris Halliwell

Cone, Anne, Barbara, Ann.

16/06/20 12:14:45

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

In other news, baby Gulliver's nanny took the delivery of his ice-cream today.

16/06/20 12:08:24

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

And now on BBC1 Match of the Day with Robbie Savage, Alan Shearer and Eleanor Oldroyd.

17/06/20 15:29:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10697Neil Mackenzie

It used to be called Cartilla, till Florence started ordering big and they had to fetch it in a Vanilla.

17/06/20 5:14:04

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1286Mark Wilson

Testing... one, two, one two ... can you hear me at the back

17/06/20 0:24:08

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2539Trace Sarge

"Are you OK Nora holding the camera and the 6ft flake?"

16/06/20 19:21:54

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 424alexandra ball

Just as well she's wearing a hat because she's going to get brain freeze.

16/06/20 19:16:01

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 492Tiny Alien

Icecream Gran

16/06/20 18:40:07

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 492Tiny Alien

Lady Cake

16/06/20 18:37:41

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

The one on the left looks like she can't wafer it.

16/06/20 18:01:53

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

3 girls, 1 cone.

16/06/20 14:41:11

 
Morgan . Vote score: 224Morgan .

You're smiling Granny...does that remind of you good times?
Oh yes dear me & your Grandad used to cum here a lot.

16/06/20 14:16:08

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1476Karen Oakenfull

“Everybody say brain freeeeeze!”

16/06/20 12:58:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31842Tony Edwards

The Witches of Eastlick

16/06/20 12:55:11

 
Morgan . Vote score: 224Morgan .

Can I suck it out from the bottom?
Did you do that when you were young Gran?
Oh yes your Grandad always liked it that way.

16/06/20 12:42:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

Arthur wished he'd fixed Enid's hearing aids before asking if she'd lick his balls.

16/06/20 12:36:17

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

"Yes the cone is big, but I hope as usual the cream is not missing in the stub"

16/06/20 12:35:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9780Dave Bryan

''She told me yesterday that she's deeply in love with the cone.''

''I'm not surprised. You can't help falling for a Walls.''

16/06/20 12:34:18

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1505Willie Johnson

She must have very perky nipples right now.

16/06/20 12:32:38

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1505Willie Johnson

I scream, you scream, we all scream... 'cause it's friggin' cold.

16/06/20 12:27:19

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6607Glyn Evans

"All yours"

16/06/20 12:22:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8928Chris Keegan

Having been into S & M for many years, Doris did well at hiding her disappointment when she was told Mr Whippy had a big surprise for her birthday.

16/06/20 12:20:56

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1505Willie Johnson

31 flavors and they're all vanilla.

16/06/20 12:15:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31842Tony Edwards

Pig in the middle.

16/06/20 12:15:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9677Mr Dome

Old Age Penisoner

16/06/20 12:12:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9780Dave Bryan

''A stitch in time saves 99.''

16/06/20 12:09:03

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18838Troompa Loompa

Vi, Ann, Etta.

16/06/20 12:08:26

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4022Stu Dent

Mr whippy bit on the side

16/06/20 12:07:52

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5556James Lennox

"Dear me, this is the first penis I've licked in years. I'd almost forgotten what they look like."

16/06/20 12:07:10

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18838Troompa Loompa

The park benches are always occupied by OAPs on Sundaes.

16/06/20 12:06:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9677Mr Dome

Where did you get Gulliver's fleshlight from?

16/06/20 12:05:58

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18838Troompa Loompa

Old Häag(en-Dazs).

16/06/20 12:02:23

 
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