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Not as catchy as Free Nelson Mandela but well give it a go.
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14641Dan Nicholls

Not as catchy as 'Free Nelson Mandela' but we'll give it a go.

06/08/16 12:57:02

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

I didn't think they were allowed in prisons.

06/08/16 12:04:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31503Tony Edwards

Free of charge

06/08/16 13:05:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

They must be passed their cell-by date.

06/08/16 12:00:10

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

A Bum Deal

06/08/16 16:32:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31503Tony Edwards

Sounds phoney

06/08/16 12:14:06

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Well done, you'll make a huge difference.

08/08/16 6:50:24

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 9439Mr Dome

'Life's full of little shitprizes

07/08/16 1:35:28

 
kerry Vote score: 41kerry

The gazebo off Ebay did not go down well!

07/08/16 0:32:13

 
Polymorph ~ ~ ~ Vote score: 751Polymorph ~ ~ ~

"Application denied ! Our checkers doubt the validity of your claim that the bank of Mum and Dad will be injecting $2,500.000.000 Quantitative Easing . .."

06/08/16 23:33:41

 
Joe Vote score: 1610Joe

Call centre

06/08/16 20:52:04

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 18172Darthey Bussell

Freecycled and sent to A-frickin poor person.

06/08/16 19:04:49

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1110Glad You Remember

"Hello? I'm calling about a card game I've got on my PC. No, OBVIOUSLY not Solitaire."

06/08/16 18:48:24

 
Jochre Naribe Vote score: 219Jochre Naribe

Trump finds way to let Mexico keep in touch - and build his wall for him.

06/08/16 17:46:57

 
Polymorph ~ ~ ~ Vote score: 751Polymorph ~ ~ ~

"'Free 2 U' just promise to send us your first photo depicting this London Landmark " Allah Akbar !

06/08/16 17:34:54

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

First..you have to tell us where they are

06/08/16 17:10:20

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Canvassers.

06/08/16 16:47:34

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Sales pitch.

06/08/16 16:46:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21982Ian Skelding

"You have to take this green container as well."
"Why?"
"That's where it's battery's kept."

06/08/16 15:46:52

 
Jochre Naribe Vote score: 219Jochre Naribe

When all the phones were gone, it became a phoneless shelter.

06/08/16 14:58:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14641Dan Nicholls

Free? N-O2.

06/08/16 12:55:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31503Tony Edwards

Prisoners: Cell Block H

06/08/16 12:50:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

"Yer idiot, it's spelt wrong, it should be 'three', yer know, one phone each."

06/08/16 12:22:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

All Prisoner's serving Life get a free cell phone. Before the introduction of cordless phones some prisoner's were misusing their phones and hanging up.

06/08/16 12:08:20

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

"Oh yer, free, where's the catch mate?"
"Man, see,it's that little ting by the battery compartment."

06/08/16 12:06:48

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

Can we not install a door bell because there is no where to Nokia.

06/08/16 12:01:47

 
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