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Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

"How did you get over?"

"I volted."

04/11/19 8:24:58

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"He'll fry if he tries to jump back.""How revolting." --Crunchy Chords
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13357Dan Nicholls

"Right boys, quick, I've only got 5 minutes. Who needs phones, who needs drugs?"

04/11/19 8:12:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

''Sorry, I can't read.''

''Watt!''

04/11/19 8:27:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7644Mr Dome

Even goats hate gingers

04/11/19 8:43:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9426Vanessa the Guesser

"Anyway, my Mum says I'm going to Eton."
"No- going to be eaten."

04/11/19 8:20:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

The others stayed at ohm.

04/11/19 8:18:13

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To say that shows impedence --Mr Dome
C CaMel Vote score: 4821C CaMel

He was discharged later that day.

04/11/19 8:12:18

 
Eddy Griffits Vote score: 40Eddy Griffits

When it came to caprine escapology, Roger,pictured here on the left, was generally considered to be the G.O.A.T.

04/11/19 9:48:38

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2710Stu Dent

baaarricade

04/11/19 8:27:14

 
Eddy Griffits Vote score: 40Eddy Griffits

Defence?It doesn't half get my goat when it just switches off!

04/11/19 8:35:19

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4821C CaMel

Bleating the system.

04/11/19 8:13:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9530Neil Mackenzie

I don’t know what shocked me most? Touching the electric fence or meeting a talking goat.

04/11/19 8:08:42

 
stone face Vote score: 5698stone face

Donald Trump elaborates a photo of his new border wall, with his good old Sharpie pen.

04/11/19 8:03:37

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5930Hercules Rockefeller

"This wouldn't be a problem if we were in an Amish community."

04/11/19 8:02:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9426Vanessa the Guesser

"You'll still get a job delivering parcels for Yodel."

04/11/19 8:00:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

Billiterate

04/11/19 8:00:43

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37406Welsh Rarebit

Kidlexic?

04/11/19 8:00:36

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 709Willie Johnson

"Sorry I can't read"
Always the joker, Billy the goat told him it says "climb the fence slowly".

04/11/19 21:39:58

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 709Willie Johnson

"Ohm my gosh. I want to get back over but there's too much resistance."

04/11/19 21:36:15

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1298Scrijjy Doo

The Sly Fence of The Lambs

04/11/19 19:03:45

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 805Sam Cass

We've also baked a nice cake to welcome the West Indians to the neighbourhood.

04/11/19 13:42:23

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1298Scrijjy Doo

But I can write quite well.

04/11/19 12:04:23

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5719Glyn Evans

"Are you kidding me?!!"

04/11/19 8:31:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

''No wonder my electric Billy keeps going up,'' said Farmer Dan.

04/11/19 8:16:16

 
stone face Vote score: 5698stone face

"It says- 'Stay there and you'll be safe from wolves. Unlike anyone on the otherside of the fence.'
God, you're so lucky. When the wolves come tonight to take one of us. It certainly ain't gonna be you, kid."

04/11/19 8:09:57

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19944John Llamas

Shocking sign

04/11/19 8:09:56

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3154Karyn Harrison

He's for the high jump.

04/11/19 8:08:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9426Vanessa the Guesser

"I've been concentrating more on maths. Shepherd's Pi."

04/11/19 8:05:09

 
stone face Vote score: 5698stone face

Some of these captions are so capricorny..

04/11/19 8:04:40

 
stone face Vote score: 5698stone face

"Sorry I can't read."

"Don't worry. Don't be so gruff on yourself."

04/11/19 8:02:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

Nanny statement

04/11/19 8:01:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37406Welsh Rarebit

Silly the Kid

04/11/19 8:01:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

''You can't read. That's shocking.''

04/11/19 8:00:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7096Chris Keegan

And your captions are pretty shocking.

04/11/19 8:00:18

 
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