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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14643Dan Nicholls

It's a lot less bovver with a hover.

24/04/19 8:09:21

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James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

That's the tackiest toilet seat I've ever seen.

24/04/19 8:01:27

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1419Karen Oakenfull

“Does it hurt when you go to the toilet?”
“Yes Doctor.”

24/04/19 8:05:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8516Chris Keegan

"You and your bloody dyslexia...I told you to get a new loo seat from
M & S!!!"

24/04/19 8:50:36

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 397Gavin Smithers

The winning entry in the cleanest toilet in Britain competition.

24/04/19 10:23:14

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

Amazon capitulate and allow their staff toilet breaks

24/04/19 9:45:17

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

I've invited my mother in law over for dinner tonight. Normally I wouldn't but the poor woman has been suffering from terrible diarrhoea lately, so I thought I'd make the effort...

24/04/19 8:06:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

Harmitage Shanks

24/04/19 8:02:24

 
Joe Vote score: 1610Joe

Big bad John

24/04/19 8:43:43

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

I told the wife, that's why i don't put the toilet seat down.

24/04/19 10:09:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

Jurgen Klopp's toilet seat:

''A tack, a tack, a tack, a tack, a tack.''

24/04/19 8:17:54

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

Brexit: 650 pricks and no shit given

24/04/19 9:53:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31510Tony Edwards

Crown of thrones.

24/04/19 9:51:53

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

"Do you think it's allllrrrrright to leave the boy with Cousin Kevin? - There's something about him I don't really like..."

24/04/19 9:13:50

 
Joe Vote score: 1610Joe

Slash in the pan

24/04/19 8:38:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9379Stephen Bean

Points of Loo

24/04/19 8:15:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14643Dan Nicholls

This new range of punk toilets is sure to make an impression.

24/04/19 8:11:02

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14643Dan Nicholls

Now let's see if he still takes the newspaper with him.

24/04/19 8:09:53

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

Prickly seat

24/04/19 8:06:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

It's to stop people putting their heads through to eat their lunch.

24/04/19 8:04:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11564Vanessa the Guesser

"Which Fakir has been using my toilet again?"

24/04/19 8:00:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

That should stop my wife from nagging me to put the toilet seat down

24/04/19 8:00:10

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

"Oh c'mon you're just tacking the piss now"

25/04/19 11:15:04

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

Drawing pans

24/04/19 18:00:21

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

“I hate being stuck on the toilet.”

24/04/19 15:24:48

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

Jonathan, being the masochist that he is, also ordered some tactiles for his bathroom.

24/04/19 11:17:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

Holey shit!

24/04/19 10:30:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11564Vanessa the Guesser

It's a bit much giving donkeys laxatives just to win a game of 'Pin the Tail'

24/04/19 9:04:12

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4431Karyn Harrison

The palace prepares to receive Donald Trump.

24/04/19 8:42:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

When training to use public toilets ie you should only ever hover

24/04/19 8:09:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

And above the toilet is a sign: WEES ONLY

24/04/19 8:07:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21987Ian Skelding

"Can't I just take a couple of Senna tablets for my constipation Dad?"

24/04/19 8:06:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14643Dan Nicholls

Cack-upuncture

24/04/19 8:06:53

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1419Karen Oakenfull

“I need to go to the toilet sharpish.”

24/04/19 8:06:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

I'm beginning to have suspicions about my dentist.

24/04/19 8:04:01

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

A tack of the clowns

24/04/19 8:02:33

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6590Hercules Rockefeller

Booty Trap

24/04/19 8:02:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Pins and weedles

24/04/19 8:01:20

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

I feel sorry for women. Sitting down every time you use the toilet must be a pain in the arse.

24/04/19 8:00:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

When I'm on the loo I often feel a little prick.

24/04/19 8:00:32

 
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