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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1496Crunchy Chords
  I have Messi hair.

03/02/19 8:00:57

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11975Dan Nicholls

"There's an empty case next to it."
"That's Bobby Charlton's hair."

03/02/19 11:36:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3254Dave Bryan

''We find that most visitors come to see George Best's liver.''

03/02/19 8:53:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1513The Wolf

Heirloom

03/02/19 8:03:45

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 764Karen Oakenfull

The source: ‘Crater of kilauea’ is Hawaiian for: ‘Contents from hoover bag’.

03/02/19 12:59:00

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4008C CaMel

Punani Sticker Collection

03/02/19 9:20:44

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1149James Lennox

Pele had the greatest raw ball skills ever.

03/02/19 8:06:32

 
stone face Vote score: 3476stone face

"After talking about hair over dinner,as you do. I was so dissappointed in her flat, after she had invited me back to show me her Brazilian."

03/02/19 8:00:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4811Chris Keegan

"When it came to writing down Pete's recipe, my Muppet of a wife not only misspelled Hare but also Sauce!"

03/02/19 8:44:30

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1149James Lennox

Remember that time Pele slid down the Crater of Kilauea? He sure does.

03/02/19 8:10:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7422Vanessa the Guesser

She lost her pubes in an accident that wasn't her fault, but she didn't want to crater fuss.

03/02/19 8:02:05

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4039Kenny Ireland

The Willie Bauld case was also on display.

04/02/19 6:54:36

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 535Scrappy Doo

Some fetishes are oddly specific.

03/02/19 16:17:29

 
stone face Vote score: 3476stone face

The Crater Of Kilauea, Hawaii. Where Pele first started molten.

03/02/19 10:28:26

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19700John Llamas

“Do you also have any lava lamps?”

03/02/19 10:23:51

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8926Neil Mackenzie

I can’t under stand how it’s short and curly when Pele’s hair was too short for curlers.

03/02/19 9:41:58

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5190Glyn Evans

"Because I'm earth it."

03/02/19 8:31:43

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5350Hercules Rockefeller

Soot case

03/02/19 8:10:35

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3254Dave Bryan

Hairspray

03/02/19 8:08:36

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1929Funny Bean

He was saving it up for a ballaclava.

03/02/19 8:05:19

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1929Funny Bean

Sponsored by Pumace

03/02/19 8:03:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3254Dave Bryan

The bald facts

03/02/19 8:02:38

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4008C CaMel

Maintaining Eruptions with Pelé.

03/02/19 8:02:13

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1929Funny Bean

Pele was magmaficent

03/02/19 8:01:59

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34653Welsh Rarebit

Pele always had been a bit of a diver (muff)

03/02/19 8:00:40

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1422Stu Dent

Locked under glass

03/02/19 8:00:07

 
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