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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12933Dan Nicholls

"I've starred in some weird pornos in my time but this..."

31/01/19 8:02:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19317John Glover

"It's obviously a female thing, I came home late the other night and the wife cut the feet off my favourite socks too."

31/01/19 11:30:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12933Dan Nicholls

"I'm the best."
"You shouldn't blow your own trumpet."
"Accordion to who?"

31/01/19 8:01:26

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3881The Wolf

"No. You go for the coffee… I've only got one leg"

31/01/19 8:05:25

 
stone face Vote score: 4869stone face

"So the doctor said I had deep vein thrombosis. I said that can't be right, I've not long started playing the thrombone."

31/01/19 8:02:32

 
Ian  Henson Ian Henson

Reasons for leaving Europe, number 127

01/02/19 16:49:59

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2443Stu Dent

♪ Deutsche wish you boyfriend was hot like me ♪

31/01/19 8:00:53

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Mein milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. --Scrappy Doo
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2014Crunchy Chords
"Ive starred in some weird pornos in my time but this..."

31/01/19 17:58:39

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"You should be ashamed, mate. You are dishonouring Socktoberfest."

31/01/19 8:10:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6241Chris Keegan

"Duzz vun know Stairvay to Heyvan?"

31/01/19 8:05:24

 
Molly R Vote score: 1023Molly R

"Don't you think you should do something about those varicose veins?"

31/01/19 8:01:31

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5560Glyn Evans

"How much for the musical typewriter?"

31/01/19 8:16:54

 
G fj Vote score: 483G fj

"Accordion to my doc dis ist good - playing a concert Tina"

31/01/19 9:11:27

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9337Neil Mackenzie

Bye Ern I’m off, our relationship never got better it only got wurst.

31/01/19 8:15:59

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2619James Lennox

"So you think you've had a few beers? Start drinking in Earl's Court, end up in Munich, wearing lederhosen, playing a trombone. Now that's a few beers mate."

31/01/19 8:08:09

 
Mark Reynolds Vote score: 11Mark Reynolds

they want us to do a justin bieber song.
What do you think

06/02/19 22:47:38

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1058Scrappy Doo

Funny? No, you don't look like you're dressed funny.

01/02/19 0:37:23

 
larry G. Vote score: 1345larry G.

"Where you get your legs waxed?"

31/01/19 17:17:36

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3944Funny Bean

"Can you shift your box off my foot mate?"

31/01/19 16:47:34

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4706Chris Halliwell

Where did he say I had to stick it?

Up your Jumpah apparently.

31/01/19 11:08:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29781Tony Edwards

"Let me be your squeeze box."

31/01/19 8:48:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36627Welsh Rarebit

"My boyfriend is not a slapper!"

31/01/19 8:48:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36627Welsh Rarebit

🎵 Idle weiss 🎵

31/01/19 8:47:45

 
Molly R Vote score: 1023Molly R

"Aren't you supposed to wear them with the bells on the outside?"

31/01/19 8:37:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2619James Lennox

"Psst ... Du. Du hast. Du hast mich."

31/01/19 8:19:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

"You'll be wearing this if I hear that Allo, Allo theme tune again."

31/01/19 8:13:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3881The Wolf

"Lucas I told you we needed a singer. We've been busking all day and still don't have a tenor"

31/01/19 8:09:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5132Dave Bryan

''How do you like your coffee?''

''Just one loompa sugar.''

31/01/19 8:07:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8786Vanessa the Guesser

"Pull the other one. It's got bells on."

31/01/19 8:07:21

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5734Hercules Rockefeller

"Anyway, here's Wunderbar..."

31/01/19 8:07:19

 
stone face Vote score: 4869stone face

"Do you enjoy playing the accordian, and do you make a decent living from it?"

"To be honest, am finding it to be a bit of a squeeze at the moment."

31/01/19 8:04:42

 
stone face Vote score: 4869stone face

"You said it was a landscaping job!"

"Don't blame me. I thought the man said he wanted us to lay the hosin' in the garden."

31/01/19 8:00:33

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2443Stu Dent

did you just loompa when you should have oompard

31/01/19 8:00:08

 
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