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#ding dong#“Will the owner of a large black horse please move your vehicle, it’s doing a massive shit by the photo booth, Thank you.”
22/11/21 8:29:24
Late knight shopping
22/11/21 8:00:35
"At last! I have it! The Holy Grail... the shopping trolley with no gammy wheels!!"
22/11/21 8:00:39
"CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGE this to my visa, please."
22/11/21 9:47:42
22/11/21 14:48:03
"We have lemonade, limeade, cherryade and lucozade.""I was actually looking for the crusade."
22/11/21 8:39:39
"Hey, it says 'Shopping Any Time'... I pick the Middle Ages."
22/11/21 8:37:32
22/11/21 8:37:09
''I bought this mayonnaise in 1328. It's got a funny smell to it. Can I have a refund?''
22/11/21 9:41:08
“Now did thy fair maiden wanteth the towels of sanitary or the liners of panty, and how the helleth am I supposed to know whicheth be which?”
22/11/21 8:23:42
The Knights Who Say Ni-sa!
22/11/21 8:00:09
... and then the checkout girl charged.
22/11/21 9:11:13
Don’t mind him Madam, he’s guarding the King Edwards
22/11/21 8:47:06
St George at Asda
22/11/21 8:08:55
They told him he could find Mace in the spice isle.
22/11/21 11:01:12
Thankfully the next aisle was two forward and one across.
22/11/21 8:36:02
“Hi have you got anything for bubonic plague?”‘Have you looked next to the shampoo?’
22/11/21 8:25:02
"Mop to AISLE THREE, Mop to AISLE THREE for a blood-spill."
22/11/21 8:23:12
"I never shop without dressing."
22/11/21 8:16:37
Did somebody say Joust Eat
22/11/21 8:11:54
''Three silver groats for a bottle of mayonnaise! I won't be shopping at Waitrose again.''
22/11/21 8:03:39
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