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#ding dong# “Will the owner of a large black horse please move your vehicle, it’s doing a massive shit by the photo booth, Thank you.”
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C CaMel Vote score: 8818C CaMel

#ding dong#
“Will the owner of a large black horse please move your vehicle, it’s doing a massive shit by the photo booth, Thank you.”

22/11/21 8:29:24

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24669Stephen Bean

Late knight shopping

22/11/21 8:00:35

Al Overy Vote score: 13178Al Overy

"At last! I have it! The Holy Grail... the shopping trolley with no gammy wheels!!"

22/11/21 8:00:39

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

"CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGE this to my visa, please."

22/11/21 9:47:42

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6327Crunchy Chords
#ding dong# “Will the owner of a large black horse please move your vehicle, it’s doing a massive shit by the photo booth, Thank you.”

22/11/21 14:48:03

Ian Skelding Vote score: 28769Ian Skelding

"We have lemonade, limeade, cherryade and lucozade."
"I was actually looking for the crusade."

22/11/21 8:39:39

Greg Curtis Vote score: 7851Greg Curtis

"Hey, it says 'Shopping Any Time'... I pick the Middle Ages."

22/11/21 8:37:32

Chris Beach Vote score: 686Chris Beach
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For Alan, Brexit was just the start

22/11/21 8:37:09

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21998Dave Bryan

''I bought this mayonnaise in 1328. It's got a funny smell to it. Can I have a refund?''

22/11/21 9:41:08

CASHIER: "Have you got a receipt?"KNIGHT: "From 1328? No, are you insane?"CASHIER: "I'm sorry then, we need some sort of paper trail otherwise there's no way we can believe you, now fuck off" PASSERBY:"... --Glyn Evans
C CaMel Vote score: 8818C CaMel

“Now did thy fair maiden wanteth the towels of sanitary or the liners of panty, and how the helleth am I supposed to know whicheth be which?”

22/11/21 8:23:42

Al Overy Vote score: 13178Al Overy

The Knights Who Say Ni-sa!

22/11/21 8:00:09

James Lennox Vote score: 11751James Lennox

... and then the checkout girl charged.

22/11/21 9:11:13

John Llamas Vote score: 20244John Llamas

Don’t mind him Madam, he’s guarding the King Edwards

22/11/21 8:47:06

Vivvy En Vote score: 10178Vivvy En

St George at Asda

22/11/21 8:08:55

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13387Neil Mackenzie

They told him he could find Mace in the spice isle.

22/11/21 11:01:12

Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5905Kenny Ireland

Thankfully the next aisle was two forward and one across.

22/11/21 8:36:02

C CaMel Vote score: 8818C CaMel

“Hi have you got anything for bubonic plague?”
‘Have you looked next to the shampoo?’

22/11/21 8:25:02

Greg Curtis Vote score: 7851Greg Curtis

"Mop to AISLE THREE, Mop to AISLE THREE for a blood-spill."

22/11/21 8:23:12

Greg Curtis Vote score: 7851Greg Curtis

"I never shop without dressing."

22/11/21 8:16:37

Mr Dome  Vote score: 14235Mr Dome

Did somebody say Joust Eat

22/11/21 8:11:54

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21998Dave Bryan

''Three silver groats for a bottle of mayonnaise! I won't be shopping at Waitrose again.''

22/11/21 8:03:39

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