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#ding dong# “Will the owner of a large black horse please move your vehicle, it’s doing a massive shit by the photo booth, Thank you.”
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C CaMel Vote score: 8047C CaMel

#ding dong#
“Will the owner of a large black horse please move your vehicle, it’s doing a massive shit by the photo booth, Thank you.”

22/11/21 8:29:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20247Stephen Bean

Late knight shopping

22/11/21 8:00:35

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9010Al Overy

"At last! I have it! The Holy Grail... the shopping trolley with no gammy wheels!!"

22/11/21 8:00:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25472Michael Winner

"CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGE this to my visa, please."

22/11/21 9:47:42

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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5410Crunchy Chords

Sir Lance-a-Lidl

22/11/21 14:48:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26653Ian Skelding

"We have lemonade, limeade, cherryade and lucozade."
"I was actually looking for the crusade."

22/11/21 8:39:39

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7141Greg Curtis

"Hey, it says 'Shopping Any Time'... I pick the Middle Ages."

22/11/21 8:37:32

 
Chris Beach Vote score: 414Chris Beach
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For Alan, Brexit was just the start

22/11/21 8:37:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17972Dave Bryan

''I bought this mayonnaise in 1328. It's got a funny smell to it. Can I have a refund?''

22/11/21 9:41:08

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CASHIER: "Have you got a receipt?"KNIGHT: "From 1328? No, are you insane?"CASHIER: "I'm sorry then, we need some sort of paper trail otherwise there's no way we can believe you, now fuck off" PASSERBY:"... --Glyn Evans
C CaMel Vote score: 8047C CaMel

“Now did thy fair maiden wanteth the towels of sanitary or the liners of panty, and how the helleth am I supposed to know whicheth be which?”

22/11/21 8:23:42

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9010Al Overy

The Knights Who Say Ni-sa!

22/11/21 8:00:09

 
James Lennox Vote score: 9836James Lennox

... and then the checkout girl charged.

22/11/21 9:11:13

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20225John Llamas

Don’t mind him Madam, he’s guarding the King Edwards

22/11/21 8:47:06

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8558Vivvy En

St George at Asda

22/11/21 8:08:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12401Neil Mackenzie

They told him he could find Mace in the spice isle.

22/11/21 11:01:12

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5707Kenny Ireland

Thankfully the next aisle was two forward and one across.

22/11/21 8:36:02

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8047C CaMel

“Hi have you got anything for bubonic plague?”
‘Have you looked next to the shampoo?’

22/11/21 8:25:02

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7141Greg Curtis

"Mop to AISLE THREE, Mop to AISLE THREE for a blood-spill."

22/11/21 8:23:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7141Greg Curtis

"I never shop without dressing."

22/11/21 8:16:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12755Mr Dome

Did somebody say Joust Eat

22/11/21 8:11:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17972Dave Bryan

''Three silver groats for a bottle of mayonnaise! I won't be shopping at Waitrose again.''

22/11/21 8:03:39

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5410Crunchy Chords

🎵 Brave, brave Sir Robin
Strode forth into the shop
To battle the hungry masses for
The last Christmas turkey.
He was not in the least bit scared
To have his elbows broken,
And his eyes gouged out and his kneecaps split
And his nostrils raped and his penis- 🎵
"Maybe I'll just serve a nut roast."

22/11/21 15:43:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25472Michael Winner

*Unexpected item, in the flogging area*

22/11/21 9:41:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11182Chris Keegan

Search for the Holy Ale

22/11/21 9:15:24

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7141Greg Curtis

"I cry your mercy, Madame: May I gettest PAST thee?..."

22/11/21 8:58:22

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7141Greg Curtis

"Good question, but I shall not announce that I'm a knight; I will simply behave as one. AGAIN: Where is the toilet paper?"

22/11/21 8:34:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12755Mr Dome

History shopper

22/11/21 8:28:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20247Stephen Bean

"I wonder if they sell tin openers."

22/11/21 8:23:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17972Dave Bryan

One of the Knights of the Dinner Table

22/11/21 8:16:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20247Stephen Bean

War of the Waitroses

22/11/21 8:04:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20247Stephen Bean

"I have the mayonnaise, now where's the Saladin."

22/11/21 8:03:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9010Al Overy

"Why am I building up my strength with a trolley, you ask? Because I have to push the pramaloooooot..."

22/11/21 8:01:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17972Dave Bryan

''Dave's our new shelf stacker. He works the knight shift.''

22/11/21 8:00:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20247Stephen Bean

The Quest for the Holy Aisle

22/11/21 8:00:10

 
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