Dark side of the vroom

11/01/21 8:28:02

"I get it washed then some unicorn shits all over it!"

11/01/21 9:04:20

Emission: Impossible

11/01/21 8:01:25

"...looked 'cool,' til I saw the orange extension cord."

11/01/21 12:03:32

That confirms it. Elon Musk is on the spectrum.

11/01/21 8:07:02

One careful owner: Ziggy Stardust

11/01/21 8:42:12

''How did you manage to get zero emissions?''

''We took the engine out.''

11/01/21 8:22:56

I did extensive research about the emissions claims on this car but nothing came out of it

11/01/21 8:07:28

Teslaser

11/01/21 8:02:11

No emissions but you might want to do something about that oil film

11/01/21 8:02:02

I don’t like it. I thought it would be green.

11/01/21 18:56:23

Tesla pride.

11/01/21 11:50:26

Sebastian had such pride in his eco friendly motor

11/01/21 9:42:14

Zero emissions, but only when parked up.

11/01/21 9:41:37

Grease lightning.

11/01/21 9:16:54

NHS car park.

11/01/21 9:00:41

"What gas?"
"Neon"

11/01/21 8:13:30

''Aren't you happy with the free electric car park, sir?''

''No, I'd prefer one with a charge.''

11/01/21 8:11:23

The Wizard of Oz-zone.

12/01/21 9:06:57

Oh God, now I can't get the Rainbow-Road theme out of my head.

12/01/21 5:12:39

"It's a me. Marainbowio!"

12/01/21 5:12:04

"Let's-a-go!"

12/01/21 5:10:44

No pot of gold at the end of this rainbow, but leading the pride parade, it's a real dick magnet.

12/01/21 0:24:26

Never piss off a unicorn.

11/01/21 18:09:17

The local art college frowned upon people wrongly parking in disabled bays

11/01/21 15:16:41

I really don't understand why they were so livid, I think the rainbow aerosol paint looks really cool.

11/01/21 10:45:22

Things have moved on since the days of go-faster stripes.

11/01/21 9:39:27

That plate of beans he just ate is about to contradict the claim of zero emissions.

11/01/21 8:10:02

"Looks like Wonderwoman is interrogating Megatron with her lasso of truth again."

11/01/21 8:03:35