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Dark side of the vroom
11/01/21 8:28:02
"I get it washed then some unicorn shits all over it!"
11/01/21 9:04:20
Emission: Impossible
11/01/21 8:01:25
"...looked 'cool,' til I saw the orange extension cord."
11/01/21 12:03:32
That confirms it. Elon Musk is on the spectrum.
11/01/21 8:07:02
One careful owner: Ziggy Stardust
11/01/21 8:42:12
''How did you manage to get zero emissions?''''We took the engine out.''
11/01/21 8:22:56
I did extensive research about the emissions claims on this car but nothing came out of it
11/01/21 8:07:28
Teslaser
11/01/21 8:02:11
No emissions but you might want to do something about that oil film
11/01/21 8:02:02
I don’t like it. I thought it would be green.
11/01/21 18:56:23
Tesla pride.
11/01/21 11:50:26
Sebastian had such pride in his eco friendly motor
11/01/21 9:42:14
Zero emissions, but only when parked up.
11/01/21 9:41:37
Grease lightning.
11/01/21 9:16:54
NHS car park.
11/01/21 9:00:41
"What gas?""Neon"
11/01/21 8:13:30
''Aren't you happy with the free electric car park, sir?''''No, I'd prefer one with a charge.''
11/01/21 8:11:23
The Wizard of Oz-zone.
12/01/21 9:06:57
Oh God, now I can't get the Rainbow-Road theme out of my head.
12/01/21 5:12:39
"It's a me. Marainbowio!"
12/01/21 5:12:04
"Let's-a-go!"
12/01/21 5:10:44
No pot of gold at the end of this rainbow, but leading the pride parade, it's a real dick magnet.
12/01/21 0:24:26
Never piss off a unicorn.
11/01/21 18:09:17
The local art college frowned upon people wrongly parking in disabled bays
11/01/21 15:16:41
I really don't understand why they were so livid, I think the rainbow aerosol paint looks really cool.
11/01/21 10:45:22
Things have moved on since the days of go-faster stripes.
11/01/21 9:39:27
That plate of beans he just ate is about to contradict the claim of zero emissions.
11/01/21 8:10:02
"Looks like Wonderwoman is interrogating Megatron with her lasso of truth again."
11/01/21 8:03:35