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Stu Dent Vote score: 4958Stu Dent

Dark side of the vroom

Mon 8:28:02

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6758C CaMel

"I get it washed then some unicorn shits all over it!"

Mon 9:04:20

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7422Hercules Rockefeller

Emission: Impossible

Mon 8:01:25

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6381Greg Curtis

"...looked 'cool,' til I saw the orange extension cord."

Mon 12:03:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7224James Lennox

That confirms it. Elon Musk is on the spectrum.

Mon 8:07:02

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7005Vivvy En

One careful owner: Ziggy Stardust

Mon 8:42:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12603Dave Bryan

''How did you manage to get zero emissions?''

''We took the engine out.''

Mon 8:22:56

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That gave it one omission. --Willie Johnson
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10846Mr Dome

I did extensive research about the emissions claims on this car but nothing came out of it

Mon 8:07:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23610Ian Skelding

Teslaser

Mon 8:02:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7332Glyn Evans

No emissions but you might want to do something about that oil film

Mon 8:02:02

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11366Neil Mackenzie

I don’t like it. I thought it would be green.

Mon 18:56:23

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 119Peter Houle

Tesla pride.

Mon 11:50:26

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 547Ellen Duncalf

Sebastian had such pride in his eco friendly motor

Mon 9:42:14

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 547Ellen Duncalf

Zero emissions, but only when parked up.

Mon 9:41:37

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 934alexandra ball

Grease lightning.

Mon 9:16:54

 
Molly R Vote score: 2352Molly R

NHS car park.

Mon 9:00:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23610Ian Skelding

"What gas?"
"Neon"

Mon 8:13:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12603Dave Bryan

''Aren't you happy with the free electric car park, sir?''

''No, I'd prefer one with a charge.''

Mon 8:11:23

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The sign said no charge, so he put it in neutral. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3309Stephen Paterson

The Wizard of Oz-zone.

Tue 9:06:57

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 766Charles Gilbert

Oh God, now I can't get the Rainbow-Road theme out of my head.

Tue 5:12:39

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 766Charles Gilbert

"It's a me. Marainbowio!"

Tue 5:12:04

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 766Charles Gilbert

"Let's-a-go!"

Tue 5:10:44

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 74Mauris Iocus

No pot of gold at the end of this rainbow, but leading the pride parade, it's a real dick magnet.

Tue 0:24:26

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3032Scrijjy Doo

Never piss off a unicorn.

Mon 18:09:17

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2221Mark Wilson

The local art college frowned upon people wrongly parking in disabled bays

Mon 15:16:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10179Chris Keegan

I really don't understand why they were so livid, I think the rainbow aerosol paint looks really cool.

Mon 10:45:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33158Tony Edwards

Things have moved on since the days of go-faster stripes.

Mon 9:39:27

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2138Willie Johnson

That plate of beans he just ate is about to contradict the claim of zero emissions.

Mon 8:10:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13853Stephen Bean

"Looks like Wonderwoman is interrogating Megatron with her lasso of truth again."

Mon 8:03:35

 
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