super vote: ( left this week)
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"Mum, the social worker is here..."
06/06/23 11:01:52
“Did you develop any skills during lockdown Sharon?”
06/06/23 11:09:10
"We can talk about my drinking problem after I suck the rest of this wine out of the carpet, okay?"
06/06/23 11:01:36
"Sorry my Teams camera seems to be playing up, but I'm still here"
06/06/23 11:33:55, edited: 06/06/23 11:34:19
"Oh God, where's my phone? I need to find out what captions I wrote last night."
06/06/23 11:37:34, edited: 06/06/23 11:49:18
"BABE, I'M HOME. How did the coffee morning go with the girls?..."
06/06/23 11:40:17
We've all been there. You knock your glass of wine over the carpet and try to lap it up before the liquid sinks into the pile.
06/06/23 11:01:48
The red speech bubble says it all!
06/06/23 11:49:12
"That concludes our first therapy session, Mrs Jones, but I do think it would be a good idea for you to come back next week."
06/06/23 11:00:16
"I love you rug, you're me best feckin' mate you are."
06/06/23 11:23:32
According to the Rorschach inkblot test if you see wine you are an alcoholic.
06/06/23 11:10:43
"When you said 'wine tasting trip'..."
06/06/23 11:00:12
“It would seem yet another episode of This Morning was just too much for her”
06/06/23 11:19:20
"Madam, Furniture Village is closing in five minutes. Have you made a decision on the sofa?"
06/06/23 11:17:01
*click*"Hi Holly, it's Phil, are we still on for drinks at yours later? Holly?"
06/06/23 11:09:00
"Does the carpet match the grapes?"
06/06/23 11:08:58
Too many fingers
06/06/23 11:05:47