“You may have a sore arm for a few days madam, and so will I.”

Thu 8:19:21

"Spiderman, what are you doing here?"

"I don't know, there seems to have been a misunderstanding. Some bloke outside shouted 'HEY, GO INSIDE THAT TENT AND CHECK OUT THOSE BAD BOYS'..."

Thu 8:13:36

Peter wished he’d worn his baggy jeans, tight Lycra and unexpected erection can be difficult to conceal. He had to fake feeling dizzy and sit there for ten minutes after she left.

Thu 10:15:49

Psychological Evaluation Test, Question 3: Who did you notice first?

A. Spiderman
B. The girl with big boobs
C. Margaret Thatcher riding a flamingo

Thu 8:11:29

"Oh, God. I think I just webbed myself."

Thu 8:02:49

Took me over 10 minutes to notice Spiderman.

Thu 8:00:10

"Hello Mum, can't speak having my 14th jab, yeah I thought it was 2 but for some reason the guys keep on asking me to come back"

Thu 10:16:51

Breaking News. Spiderman has vaccine whilst sitting behind super intelligent female with beautiful personality.

Thu 8:17:23

''The amount of unfair criticism Spiderman has received from the anti-vaxers makes me very angry. I'd like to get my hands on those knockers.''

Thu 8:14:01

"That tingling sensation you're gonna be feeling more than likely won't be your Spidey sense."

Thu 8:04:56

Big Miss Muffet

Thu 9:29:33

Ok, I'm here early, ready for my vaccine and they said I'd be next after Spiderman. Might as well chill out on my phone for 5 minutes. Let's have a look at Reddit. Oh this Caption.me looks good. Ok follow link, let's see what these creative people are saying....What the f-ck?

Thu 9:12:14

"I see the Incredibles are here as well."

Thu 8:46:15

“Any past reactions?”
‘Well I was recently bitten by a radioactive jug.’

Thu 8:24:39

"Hey, stop jabbing me with that thing."

"Sorry Spiderman. It hasn't gone down yet."

Thu 8:08:28

There are two possible reactions to radioactive spider venom; one is sudden and dramatic swelling of the glands.

Thu 8:00:36

"Sir, I've just used the very last dose on Spiderman!"

"Are you telling whoppers?"

"She has a name you know."

Thu 8:00:12

How to ruin someone's day in six words:
The sex change operation went well.

Thu 11:29:02

Spider-Man tries not to think about the girl in front of him with the big boobies in case he sets off his wrist-mounted "web-shooter" prematurely.

Thu 10:37:58

This is the amazing photo of my wife I keep in my wallet, not sure about her red shoes though

Thu 10:20:37

"With great power comes great responsibility. No, I'm not talking to you web boy".

Thu 9:08:13

When attending events like this Spider-man usually felt a tit

Thu 8:55:31

"Are you jabbing Wonderbra Woman next?"

Thu 8:43:14

"No, Spiderman I've just asked her. She's not wearing the mask as a disguise. Apparently she knocked her front teeth out jogging."

Thu 8:35:47

''I felt miserable when I woke up but she's given me a shot in the arm.''

Thu 8:34:55

"Careful with her Spidey...You could have your hands full."

Thu 8:33:05

''.....and don't climb any buildings for at least fifteen minutes.''

Thu 8:29:37

"My super senses can tell me where you are Invisible Man, now get back to your seat you pervert."

Thu 8:24:43

"Ok Spiderman, just a little prick"

"Cheeky bastard, It's not that little actually, I'm just cold. EXCUSE ME, LADY IN FRONT? I'M JUST COLD, HONEST."

Thu 8:23:36

"Yeah, I'm generally OK with spiders, but needles..."

Thu 8:23:08

"I want to make sure I'm only shooting Spidey string out of my wrists not my face"

Thu 8:17:45

“Dad just text to say he’s had no side effects but there’s someone dressed as Spiderman sat right behind him.”

Thu 8:07:18

There are lots of those on the web.

Thu 8:05:55

"Careful Spidey! We have word the girl in front has been sent to disrupt your powers, by a Goblin."

"Can this day get any better!"

Thu 8:04:24

It's a booby trap

Thu 8:03:29

They are both oversized hangers, and Spiderman

Thu 8:02:26