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“You’re not dying Fred, it’s your Wife flashing before your eyes.”
30/07/23 7:39:34
He didn't know whether it was the mercury nudging thirty or the tantalising glimpse of Margaret's right buttock, but Fred felt the urge to loosen his tie.
30/07/23 7:49:17
Albert enjoys a day at the see side.
30/07/23 8:35:43
Quantity Surveyor
30/07/23 8:02:16
This isn't what Dave had in mind when Sue said she'd take him whale watching for his birthday
30/07/23 7:25:20, edited: 30/07/23 7:26:10
I'm only here for the rear.
30/07/23 8:30:46
"Do you fancy a dip Sid?""I do love, but I'm going to have to wait for them to invent Viagra."
30/07/23 7:20:53
When you get to Bert’s age you need things to be bigger so you can see them properly.
30/07/23 11:24:09
"Are you sure about this Sidney? I've never entered a beauty competition before.""Keep your mouth shut Albert and think of the prize money."
30/07/23 8:30:38
''Where in the UK do you live?''''How did you know we're British?''
30/07/23 7:14:53
''Would you like a paddle, Ken?''''No, I prefer to use the cane.''
30/07/23 7:07:39, edited: 30/07/23 7:54:50
Beach bum.
30/07/23 16:20:07
I wonder how she is at pouring tea?
30/07/23 15:50:29
She promised him a seaside stick of rock.
30/07/23 8:52:57
"We're going to need a bigger float.."
30/07/23 7:41:41
Costume drama
30/07/23 7:12:38
"How do I look? Don't be honest"
30/07/23 7:10:46
"Do you mind? I can't watch the seagulls with your arse in my way."
30/07/23 7:03:53