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Mr Davies, thank you for providing the stool sample, please pop in to see us ASAP.
07/08/23 12:30:51
''We sell a lot of them to people who hate fruit. They can count it as two of their five a day.''
07/08/23 11:07:34
"Just ignore it. It's a cucumber but it identifies as an orange."
07/08/23 11:49:04
Fruit of the Loon
07/08/23 11:06:32
My supermarket home delivery thought this was a suitable alternative to an aubergine
07/08/23 17:57:31
It's actually a banana, but it's zest to kill
07/08/23 16:31:32
Kate had been having one of those weird tangerine dreams again.
07/08/23 11:13:35
Mixed fruit
07/08/23 16:33:19
Futurenana.
07/08/23 15:35:18
“Are you taking the pith?”
07/08/23 12:03:18
"Now Mr Bobbitt, let's see if the therapy has worked. What do you see when you look at this perfectly spherical orange?"
07/08/23 11:28:48
Looks like it's been Tangoed.
07/08/23 11:21:43
Now I know what a Cox Orange pippin looks like
07/08/23 11:16:42
Orange is the new banana
07/08/23 11:09:23
Banangerine
07/08/23 11:09:01
I'm just thankful it's not another fecking cat photo.
07/08/23 15:40:19
I dislike apples and hate bananas but oranges are the wurst
07/08/23 14:21:02
A genetically modified orange has been developed for the England Women's World Cup team to suck on at half time.
07/08/23 12:03:33
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