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C CaMel Vote score: 12681C CaMel

Mr Davies, thank you for providing the stool sample, please pop in to see us ASAP.

07/08/23 12:30:51

Stool sample, HA HA! I have worked in the doctor' office for years and have not encountered anything like this... HA HA!WHAT do you people eat? --Kathleen Ralph
Dave Bryan Vote score: 29758Dave Bryan

''We sell a lot of them to people who hate fruit. They can count it as two of their five a day.''

07/08/23 11:07:34

Along with Jaffa cakes  --Glyn Evans
John Harrison Vote score: 5178John Harrison

"Just ignore it. It's a cucumber but it identifies as an orange."

07/08/23 11:49:04

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 9778Scrijjy Doo

Fruit of the Loon

07/08/23 11:06:32

Mr Dome  Vote score: 16815Mr Dome

My supermarket home delivery thought this was a suitable alternative to an aubergine

07/08/23 17:57:31

KT A Vote score: 6427KT A

It's actually a banana, but it's zest to kill

07/08/23 16:31:32

Karyn Harrison Vote score: 9237Karyn Harrison

Kate had been having one of those weird tangerine dreams again.

07/08/23 11:13:35

Al Overy Vote score: 17723Al Overy

Mixed fruit

07/08/23 16:33:19

Karen McDonald Vote score: 2532Karen McDonald

Futurenana.

07/08/23 15:35:18

C CaMel Vote score: 12681C CaMel

“Are you taking the pith?”

07/08/23 12:03:18

Stephen Bean Vote score: 35233Stephen Bean

"Now Mr Bobbitt, let's see if the therapy has worked. What do you see when you look at this perfectly spherical orange?"

07/08/23 11:28:48

Karyn Harrison Vote score: 9237Karyn Harrison

Looks like it's been Tangoed.

07/08/23 11:21:43

monty D Vote score: 671monty D

Now I know what a Cox Orange pippin looks like

07/08/23 11:16:42

Julia Kinsey Vote score: 2233Julia Kinsey

Orange is the new banana

07/08/23 11:09:23

Stephen Bean Vote score: 35233Stephen Bean

Banangerine

07/08/23 11:09:01

M Clarkie Vote score: 1230M Clarkie

I'm just thankful it's not another fecking cat photo.

07/08/23 15:40:19

Mr Dome  Vote score: 16815Mr Dome

I dislike apples and hate bananas but oranges are the wurst

07/08/23 14:21:02

Tony Edwards Vote score: 38515Tony Edwards

A genetically modified orange has been developed for the England Women's World Cup team to suck on at half time.

07/08/23 12:03:33

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