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Call me old fashioned but I preferred the old BBC test card.

22/11/21 12:31:18

''I met him on tinder.''

22/11/21 12:20:07

Just a flash in a pan.

22/11/21 12:03:42

"Get away from here, all you girls! He's mine, I tell you!"

22/11/21 12:02:54

"René!! What are you doing with that serving girl behind those logs?!"

"You stupid woman! Can you not see, she is helping me get wood!?"

22/11/21 13:09:07

"Can you believe it? The neighbours have only left their bin in the front garden rather than take it round the back. That's it, we're moving."

22/11/21 12:46:06

Backstage at a Rolling Stones concert is not as glamorous as you think

22/11/21 19:57:56

My next door neighbour has just gone crazy accusing me of nicking clothes off her washing line. I almost shit her pants!

22/11/21 17:55:08

"Sir, are you sure that you're here to read my meter?"

22/11/21 13:02:36

"That's the third apple pie you've ruined. You're not watching American movies ever again."

22/11/21 12:41:14

"Eddie, your wife's just pulled into the driveway. Don't just cover it up with a pan you idiot. Start scrubbing the red lipstick off."

22/11/21 12:25:03

Dropping one more log won't matter

22/11/21 12:10:00

Pyrevert

22/11/21 12:17:49

"Ouch...splinter."

"That's the least of your problems. I giant fifty foot tall ladybird has landed in the garden and is beating up the Postman."

22/11/21 12:16:16

"Jack! He's back again, get the matches quick!"

22/11/21 12:12:28

Woody Wood Pecker

22/11/21 12:02:19

''What a pile of logs! He must have a huge chopper.''

22/11/21 12:00:45