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Call me old fashioned but I preferred the old BBC test card.
22/11/21 12:31:18
''I met him on tinder.''
22/11/21 12:20:07
Just a flash in a pan.
22/11/21 12:03:42
"Get away from here, all you girls! He's mine, I tell you!"
22/11/21 12:02:54
"René!! What are you doing with that serving girl behind those logs?!""You stupid woman! Can you not see, she is helping me get wood!?"
22/11/21 13:09:07
"Can you believe it? The neighbours have only left their bin in the front garden rather than take it round the back. That's it, we're moving."
22/11/21 12:46:06
Backstage at a Rolling Stones concert is not as glamorous as you think
22/11/21 19:57:56
My next door neighbour has just gone crazy accusing me of nicking clothes off her washing line. I almost shit her pants!
22/11/21 17:55:08
"Sir, are you sure that you're here to read my meter?"
22/11/21 13:02:36
"That's the third apple pie you've ruined. You're not watching American movies ever again."
22/11/21 12:41:14
"Eddie, your wife's just pulled into the driveway. Don't just cover it up with a pan you idiot. Start scrubbing the red lipstick off."
22/11/21 12:25:03
Dropping one more log won't matter
22/11/21 12:10:00
Pyrevert
22/11/21 12:17:49
"Ouch...splinter.""That's the least of your problems. I giant fifty foot tall ladybird has landed in the garden and is beating up the Postman."
22/11/21 12:16:16
"Jack! He's back again, get the matches quick!"
22/11/21 12:12:28
Woody Wood Pecker
22/11/21 12:02:19
''What a pile of logs! He must have a huge chopper.''
22/11/21 12:00:45
"My precious!"
22/11/21 16:56:57
Who let your Uncle Albert go to the supermarket? He now thinks it’s bath time and he won’t listen that it’s not Christmas.
22/11/21 16:24:24
I’m a Celebrity day 12 as David Ginola and Arlene Phillips start showing signs of mounting tension and mental health issues.
22/11/21 13:41:16
Dirty Larry, Crazy Mary
22/11/21 12:54:06
"What's this? I wanted one that shits bricks."
22/11/21 12:37:58
Guy F*cks
22/11/21 12:22:04
"Hey, Jed, I think you actually have to build the outhouse first before you can make use of it."
22/11/21 12:17:28
"All I need now is a naked flame".
22/11/21 12:11:33
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