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Sudweiser.
14/02/13 8:19:39
The DD Day Landings.
13/02/13 20:21:39
This looks like a booby trap.
13/02/13 20:01:47
Battered Wives' Home
13/02/13 8:19:18
Egrets, I've had a few.
10/02/13 20:17:20
A house in the Shrub-urbs.
09/02/13 12:04:12
🎵 Thai a yellow fellow round the old Oak tree 🎵
06/02/13 12:00:13
"So- what are next year's election results?"
03/02/13 12:11:44
Hooked on cigarettes
03/02/13 8:58:48
Star Waltz
31/01/13 13:04:39
"Oh! He's just a spiv selling watches. I was hoping to see his cock."
29/01/13 20:26:36
If you've had an accident or been ninjad and it wasn't your fault call 078956644
29/01/13 9:02:45
Like most continental beers it lacks body.
21/01/13 11:29:45
Robinson Crusole.
19/01/13 20:03:48
Creche Test Dummy.
17/01/13 20:00:09
"Hurry up love i've got some soup to fall into".
15/01/13 20:04:54
Digitas
14/01/13 20:04:12
A Ken-Doll Mince Cake.
13/01/13 20:00:39
Many hands make light work.
13/01/13 8:49:56
"This is the wrong way, we'll need to do a ewe-turn."
12/01/13 20:00:05
A cat stuck in a tree can easily be turned into a game of Catplunk by taking turns to remove branches.
12/01/13 12:27:37
"You'd have thought someone would have bought me a bloody lighter for my birthday, wouldn't you?"
11/01/13 20:35:35
Getting Noel ready for Deal or no Deal was getting more and more time consuming for the make up dept.
10/01/13 15:27:32
Mark Splits.
10/01/13 8:10:25
As always politicians turn their backs on the truth.
07/01/13 12:05:40
"You only singh when your swinging."
03/01/13 12:00:44
Compere the Meerkat.com
30/12/12 8:00:10
"Excuse me, but there's a hare in this."
29/12/12 20:06:36
The all new McHurry
29/12/12 20:00:58
Look Who's Torquing.
28/12/12 21:01:38
Runs well but needs brake shoes.
26/12/12 12:13:30
Simply Dead.
25/12/12 20:17:10
The Gin Reaper.
22/12/12 20:00:07
It goes from 0 - 60 okay but to get to no. 78 you have to wind it up again.
20/12/12 9:57:12
Is this some kind of wind-up?
20/12/12 8:00:06
Afronaut
19/12/12 20:06:06
"We are thinking of Chopin it up for firewood"
18/12/12 12:15:12
Bach to nature.
18/12/12 12:06:01
KLM Flights are now powered by Rose-Joyce Engines.
16/12/12 20:03:08
Minors Strike
15/12/12 12:00:42
"Put the earthling back. Our test results show he's got exactly the same DNA as the last 5 we tried.""Should we try somewhere else other than Norfolk?"
13/12/12 13:23:03
A Smear Campaign.
13/12/12 8:00:25
The Eastenders Christmas special was as low-key and cheerful as usual.
11/12/12 9:44:36
Dolly was just one of many let down by her local council
08/12/12 9:52:02
It was a sad day, when Dame Edna came in to have Madge put down.
06/12/12 20:00:25
The garden chair was Dave's favourite place to 'chill'
05/12/12 22:12:42
"Had an accident that weren't your vault?"
04/12/12 8:35:39
"Mum...is Julie wearing her stripy trousers?""I don't know sweetheart..why?""Cos Grandpa just said he swatted another massive wasp in the bathroom"
03/12/12 20:00:17
'You ruined the Beatles.'
29/11/12 8:33:26
One small step for nan, one giant leap for nankind.
24/11/12 20:00:08
"Wrong gear mate"
22/11/12 20:18:26
Jumping Jack Flush.
21/11/12 8:00:07
When he ordered 'Sex for Dummies' Bob was expecting a book.
20/11/12 20:21:10
Only marginally better than his usual trick of talking through his arse.
19/11/12 12:11:05
On the other hand, Mike doesn't speak at all.
19/11/12 12:03:28
♫ You've got that Gloving Feline ♫
18/11/12 9:22:19
Rust in peace.
16/11/12 20:08:36
After losing a fortune on poker.com Tony realised he had been playing a Cheetah
15/11/12 20:09:13
Handouts for the homeless.
14/11/12 12:11:48
Bridge over troubled water.
14/11/12 10:27:16
Cheap knight out
13/11/12 8:29:57
He was stranded at the gallery
12/11/12 13:14:32
"Don't mess with me, I know Fon-Du!"
12/11/12 8:19:39
..and here's your table sir. Now just wait while I sort you out a stool.
10/11/12 23:45:52
Chick peas
09/11/12 20:11:27
Bird's Eyes Peas.
09/11/12 20:05:08
Katie Fisher Price
09/11/12 12:21:16
Barbie couldn't understand how cockless Ken managed to get her pregnant.
07/11/12 20:28:41
"Don't worry, that always happens when people see me so I come prepared."
06/11/12 9:38:35
Time to Deathecate
06/11/12 8:17:37
Len's Caps.
04/11/12 8:01:20
02/11/12 20:00:46
"We appear to be experiencing some turbulence, largely due to potholes on the A65."
01/11/12 12:00:30
Beavers are normally only found in freshwater.
01/11/12 8:40:12
"Here's Johnny."
31/10/12 12:00:21
Nappuccino.
29/10/12 8:02:28
Despite being an Air Hostess, Doctor, Pilot, Paratrooper and Ambassador for World peace, Barbie always kept quiet as to her Occupation from 1939 to 1945.
26/10/12 7:04:03
What's up Gok?
25/10/12 19:01:24
Monty Python reunion ends in disaster
22/10/12 11:06:52
Barbara was the very first recorded death from Athletes Foot
22/10/12 11:00:31
Steve was lucky it was chocolate fingers he'd asked for with his coffee and not a chocolate hobnob.
21/10/12 9:30:42
"Watch the flock in road....Bitch"
19/10/12 19:23:43
Post Traumatic Stress
12/10/12 19:05:36
Harley Dimmock.
11/10/12 7:02:10
♫ What shoe pussycat? Woah woah. ♫
10/10/12 11:26:22
Another small business has Folded.
06/10/12 19:09:10
A Chip-Wreck.
06/10/12 19:00:08
Disc Jock-ey.
05/10/12 11:04:33
His hut was the envy of the village. It had all mud cons.
03/10/12 7:08:29
Punk and Disorderly
02/10/12 11:04:08
It crawls through traffic
01/10/12 19:03:22
"Sod this audition! I don't even like Lurpack anyway!"
29/09/12 11:07:06
Yew-2.
27/09/12 19:20:27
Thirst aider.
25/09/12 8:03:45
"Right lads, we'll set up camp here for tonight, and push on to the summit in the morning."
24/09/12 19:43:57
"First my bike, now my car you plebs"
22/09/12 7:30:38
Bevvitate
18/09/12 7:01:01
The Great White thought Reg's Pulp Fiction dance routine was the funniest thing ever.
16/09/12 19:02:22
Knicker Teens
15/09/12 12:07:27
Someone told him it was 'hard core', yet there was nothing on the other side of the wall but rubble, dust and broken bricks.
14/09/12 19:31:57