"Put the earthling back. Our test results show he's got exactly the same DNA as the last 5 we tried."

"Should we try somewhere else other than Norfolk?"

13/12/12 13:23:03

"Beam me up squatty."

13/12/12 12:14:06

Rose Well.

13/12/12 12:09:01

After four abductions Kevin was getting a little fed-up with the travel element, but it was more than made up for by the Anal Probing

13/12/12 12:32:34

Dave enjoyed practicing Yoda

13/12/12 12:19:25

Finally........they've come to take Lee Evans back

13/12/12 12:38:05

He had only meant the photo as a prank but, before he knew it, Dave had a whole religion built around him.

13/12/12 14:37:11

Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind.

13/12/12 13:13:45

tom cruise finally achieves tier 69 in his Scientology quest .

13/12/12 19:26:50

Jack smiled with eager anticipation as he thought of the Vaseline he'd slipped in his pocket earlier that day

13/12/12 12:26:20

Hugh F.O

13/12/12 12:07:25

In fairness to alien pilots, they always dip their beam when approaching you.

13/12/12 12:46:22

"Take me to your dealer."

13/12/12 12:04:59

Unidentified Farting Object.

13/12/12 12:01:54

Even E.T. lost patience with Phil Cool's gurning act.

13/12/12 19:06:24

Man flu.

13/12/12 12:04:35

Allen Abduction.

13/12/12 12:01:49

Hopes of Intelligent Life sadly disappointed

14/12/12 9:46:12

After years of asking, Tim finally discovered that his real mother was an illegal alien.

13/12/12 23:28:45

"U F Off i was hanging around here first"

13/12/12 16:59:13

Female alien needed a lot of space to park the human.

13/12/12 16:16:25

"Wow! Not only were the Mayans correct but the chosen people appear to be the Natural Law party!"

13/12/12 13:17:53

The Aliens were not amused with the boys hand signals.

13/12/12 13:12:40

Thankfully the green beam somewhat disguised what Mike was projecting out both ends

13/12/12 12:20:54

"You need a spacesuit not a tracksuit"

13/12/12 12:11:41