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"Put the earthling back. Our test results show he's got exactly the same DNA as the last 5 we tried."

"Should we try somewhere else other than Norfolk?"

13/12/12 13:23:03

"Beam me up squatty."

13/12/12 12:14:06

Rose Well.

13/12/12 12:09:01

After four abductions Kevin was getting a little fed-up with the travel element, but it was more than made up for by the Anal Probing

13/12/12 12:32:34

Dave enjoyed practicing Yoda

13/12/12 12:19:25

Finally........they've come to take Lee Evans back

13/12/12 12:38:05

He had only meant the photo as a prank but, before he knew it, Dave had a whole religion built around him.

13/12/12 14:37:11

Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind.

13/12/12 13:13:45

tom cruise finally achieves tier 69 in his Scientology quest .

13/12/12 19:26:50

Jack smiled with eager anticipation as he thought of the Vaseline he'd slipped in his pocket earlier that day

13/12/12 12:26:20

Hugh F.O

13/12/12 12:07:25

In fairness to alien pilots, they always dip their beam when approaching you.

13/12/12 12:46:22

"Take me to your dealer."

13/12/12 12:04:59

Unidentified Farting Object.

13/12/12 12:01:54