Katie Fisher Price

09/11/12 12:21:16

It was a case of miss taken-identity.

09/11/12 12:06:14

Maybe Sandra should've emphasised when she asked for "cheek implants"

09/11/12 12:38:32

I'm sorry officer I asked her what the problem was but she just blanked me.

09/11/12 13:07:44

"Madam, I put it to you that you are a bare faced liar."

09/11/12 16:49:03

Cop: "Why do I always end up with the nurse who's got a face like a slapped arse."

09/11/12 13:46:06

"Is this some kind of a bust?"
"Well....yes....it's very impressive."

09/11/12 12:16:24

Sindy had wanted a face lift,
but the Dr made a right boob of it

09/11/12 14:18:14

Face Off

09/11/12 13:49:33

DOLLYWOOD

09/11/12 12:25:20

"Ah- I think that someone's switched the liposuction machine from 'suck' to 'blow'."

09/11/12 12:09:56

I know you guys will come quietly.

09/11/12 12:03:05

"Is this the lady who got whacked by the campanologist."
"Could be, the face rings a bell."

09/11/12 12:53:58

The first thing Morph spent his inheritance from Tony Hart on was bigger tits for his girlfriend.

09/11/12 12:22:41

"All dolled up and no face to go."

09/11/12 12:14:43

Silicon Valets

09/11/12 12:11:23

"You're under arrest for constructing a police officer."

09/11/12 15:55:32

In his defence, the Doctor said that he had been having trouble with his Injection Moulding Tool.

09/11/12 14:31:31

"You're a blonde, Barbie. I think a blank expression suits you."

09/11/12 13:57:17

"She hasn't put her face on yet'"

09/11/12 12:57:50

"What do you mean you can't describe your attacker? Why not?"
"No eye, dear."

09/11/12 12:10:17