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Katie Fisher Price
09/11/12 12:21:16
It was a case of miss taken-identity.
09/11/12 12:06:14
Maybe Sandra should've emphasised when she asked for "cheek implants"
09/11/12 12:38:32
I'm sorry officer I asked her what the problem was but she just blanked me.
09/11/12 13:07:44
"Madam, I put it to you that you are a bare faced liar."
09/11/12 16:49:03
Cop: "Why do I always end up with the nurse who's got a face like a slapped arse."
09/11/12 13:46:06
"Is this some kind of a bust?""Well....yes....it's very impressive."
09/11/12 12:16:24
Sindy had wanted a face lift, but the Dr made a right boob of it
09/11/12 14:18:14
Face Off
09/11/12 13:49:33
DOLLYWOOD
09/11/12 12:25:20
"Ah- I think that someone's switched the liposuction machine from 'suck' to 'blow'."
09/11/12 12:09:56
I know you guys will come quietly.
09/11/12 12:03:05
"Is this the lady who got whacked by the campanologist.""Could be, the face rings a bell."
09/11/12 12:53:58
The first thing Morph spent his inheritance from Tony Hart on was bigger tits for his girlfriend.
09/11/12 12:22:41
"All dolled up and no face to go."
09/11/12 12:14:43
Silicon Valets
09/11/12 12:11:23
"You're under arrest for constructing a police officer."
09/11/12 15:55:32
In his defence, the Doctor said that he had been having trouble with his Injection Moulding Tool.
09/11/12 14:31:31
"You're a blonde, Barbie. I think a blank expression suits you."
09/11/12 13:57:17
"She hasn't put her face on yet'"
09/11/12 12:57:50
"What do you mean you can't describe your attacker? Why not?""No eye, dear."
09/11/12 12:10:17