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29/11/22 8:24:19, edited: 29/11/22 8:40:32 |
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27/11/22 20:09:15, edited: 27/11/22 20:10:18 |
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06/11/22 8:17:11 |
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19/09/22 8:28:08, edited: 19/09/22 8:38:28 |
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08/07/22 8:11:08 |
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Dyslexics lure ok. --John Glover
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29/05/22 8:05:46 |
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It's great, isn't it? --Al Overy
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10/05/22 8:09:36 |
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Garfield muttering under his breath "I hate Maundies" --Glyn Evans
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08/05/22 8:12:32 |
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16/01/22 8:22:34 |
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02/12/21 12:44:39 |
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It's just a joke, but I debated posting it. I thought it was funny so I did. --Willie Johnson
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02/11/21 8:02:22 |
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Ohhhh thank you Molly, makes sense now. Breaking Bad is brilliant Molly. Only watch it if you can say, “I’ll just watch 2 episodes tonight and no more.” We all said that. It doesn’t happen lol. Xxxx --Karen Oakenfull
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24/09/21 12:15:42 |
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Thanks caption author. I wanted to leave it here because it was apropo being an egg and soldiers joke. Good luck with your version. --Willie Johnson
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12/08/21 9:03:55 |
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Hopefully he has clean underwear. --Willie Johnson
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18/04/21 20:27:11 |
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06/02/21 20:26:08 |
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07/12/20 20:17:30 |
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And soon a kid will be delivered. --Willie Johnson
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Hmmm...chemistry? No inferiority complex? Who knows the reasons why two horses decide to get together? --Glyn Evans
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I think that's a bit of a tall tale! --Karyn Harrison
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Can't explain why, but this caption really tickled me. --Chris Beach
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28/09/19 8:19:04 |
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It's probably a bike. --Dave Bryan
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24/03/24 12:35:55, edited: 24/03/24 12:49:48 |
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01/03/24 12:13:23, edited: 01/03/24 12:30:51 |
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26/01/24 20:22:29 |
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Thanks, I'll try to remember that. --Karen McDonald
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25/01/24 8:07:45, edited: 25/01/24 9:05:59, suggested edits |
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02/01/24 12:20:59, edited: 02/01/24 12:25:13 |
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23/11/23 8:08:47, edited: 23/11/23 8:12:05 |
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02/04/23 9:45:42, edited: 02/04/23 9:50:14 |
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Hang in there, James! 🤗
8:19pm
comment on caption:
Squeals on Wheels [James Lennox]
Hoping the vote was for this version, Vivvy. I edited because I didn't think anybody would get the first version. Happily surprised anyone even got the revised one (If you did, will revert if not)
8:14am
comment on caption:
"Look, you're not fat, I just said that because you made fun of my hat." [James Lennox]
This is the version I like. Thank you for asking.
8:16am
comment on caption:
"Look, you're not fat, I just said that because you made fun of my hat." [James Lennox]
Nod to other Nutcrackers
8:06am
comment on caption:
Nutcracker Suit [James Lennox]
"Please, call me Jim."
2:04am
comment on caption:
"Hey! Stop playing with my balls, Mr. Henson!" [James Lennox]
Priceless, Scrijjy. I actually edited it from Jim, because I thought that was too familiar
8:18am
comment on caption:
"Hey! Stop playing with my balls, Mr. Henson!" [James Lennox]
Will leave mine as independant and took ages to write on my tiny phone, but a nod and vote to the entry that beat me by 50 odd seconds.
EDIT: A further explanation, as normally I'd just edit a dupe to something else:
I've reached that age where I refuse to get glasses and instead hold everything at arm's length, which means increasing my phone's resolution to roughly 10 pixels and seeing about 1 letter at a time. So, in my wisdom, some 5 minutes before posting this caption, I thought I'd just google the first few words, then get the quote neatly delivered to me, cut and paste, job done. Except the quote didn't appear so quickly, so I had to scroll through garbage to find it, and then... Has anyone tried cutting and pasting on their phone? Goddamn, what a nightmare, so I gave up, returned to caption.me, and began bashing out the quote, tediously.
Anyhoo, long story short, when I finally finished and posted, bugger me, there was the exact dupe one caption before me. And before I could do anything I got a vote, so, there you go, it remains, but in all honesty it was conceived of a long time before it appeared 😔
12:18pm
comment on caption:
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy." [James Lennox]
Woops, thanks Molly 😊
1:38pm
comment on caption:
...followed closely by 12 disciples, a horde of Romans, and the Benny Hill theme music. [James Lennox]
Makin' the Bacon!
3:54pm
comment on caption:
"Yes, Kevin, in this scene you will be playing chicken on a tractor, however..." [James Lennox]
Cheers, Steve. Was going for the double play on the pronunciation of potpourri being po, an outdated word for loo. I like yours, but quite different from my intention. May edit to it in a moment though ... And did, it was better than mine, cheers mate.
8:09am
comment on caption:
Poopourri [James Lennox]