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"Don't s'pose you could pass me that gun beside you?"
18/04/21 19:11:21
"No, sorry, I'm Buddhist, I think you'll find Christians in the next tent."
18/04/21 19:20:46
When you put it that way, no, I have no problem with cat pictures on caption.me
18/04/21 19:27:11
Lion.."Bloody keepers get lazier every day. Now they're not even bothering to take our meals out of the Oven-Bags".
18/04/21 20:38:21
''Hello, Mr Lion. In the morning I posted 'Superglue is always funny'. At lunchtime I followed this with 'How will I recognise you'. Finally, at 8.00pm, I typed 'Scribbling rivalry'.''''I'd eat this tosser but he'd keep repeating on me.''
18/04/21 19:41:19
"What the hell do you think you're doing in my litter tray?"
18/04/21 19:39:46
Luckily being read passages from a Katie Price Autobiography sent him to sleep quicker than the tranquilliser dart
18/04/21 19:29:50
Blood-soaked Rifle for Sale, never fired.
18/04/21 19:20:12
*whisper* "Lost tourists are the chicken McNuggets of the Serengeti."
18/04/21 20:16:49
"Hunting me ALONE? Have you no pride?..."
18/04/21 23:31:27
''What's the magazine?''''Reader's Digest.''''That's a coincidence, I digest readers.''
18/04/21 19:23:02
"I picked the wrong day for tuna cologne."
18/04/21 19:20:51
Libraries have got tougher on overdue book fines, so I'm here to collect or else
18/04/21 22:32:39
"Does your book tell you what I'm having for dinner?"
18/04/21 19:26:26
"Doctor Livingstone, I presume?"
18/04/21 19:12:56
"Erm, ok. On a positive note, I no longer need to find the toilet block"
18/04/21 19:09:04
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