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"For Christs sake Kenneth, put down the camera and get this f*cking thing off my head."
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James Lennox Vote score: 3549James Lennox

"For Christ's sake Kenneth, put down the camera and get this f*cking thing off my head."

18/11/19 20:11:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6155Dave Bryan

''Where did you get the hat?''

''Amazon.''

18/11/19 20:37:14

 
dave the rave Vote score: 138dave the rave

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERF***ING SNAKE ON THIS MOTHERF***ING HAT!

18/11/19 20:57:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4912The Wolf

"I told you we shouldn't have invited James Lennox to our captioneer Christmas party..."

18/11/19 20:59:31

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Looks like this Christmas party is going to go with a bang! --Karyn Harrison
Jack Joyce Vote score: 127Jack Joyce

"For health and safety you have to remove it. Its long, slimy and if it wraps around you could suffocate"

"Okay, I'll get a hair cut, hold my hat"

18/11/19 20:44:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7261Chris Keegan

Hooray! An opportunity for W.C Fields to enter caption me.."Always carry a flagon of whisky in case of a snake bite, furthermore always carry a small snake"

18/11/19 20:33:20

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2402Crunchy Chords
"For Christs sake Kenneth, put down the camera and get this f*cking thing off my head."

18/11/19 20:00:06

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37677Welsh Rarebit

"Do you like my boa-ter?"

18/11/19 20:00:15

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2524Trace Sarge

🎡 Wherever he lays his hat that's hiss home 🎡

18/11/19 23:00:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30259Tony Edwards

Bandanaconda

18/11/19 20:35:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7803Mr Dome

Crocodile DunZeeZee Top

18/11/19 21:20:03

 
Dev B Vote score: 427Dev B

It's a hat-trick

19/11/19 5:05:04

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4366Kenny Ireland

"I'll give you the pot back soon. I'm just having a piss".

19/11/19 3:42:44

 
Mark England Vote score: 15654Mark England

Fashion Tip: Jazz up that old hat by decorating it with a scarf or boa

18/11/19 22:24:34

 
Molly R Vote score: 1189Molly R

🎡 All around my hat
I will wear a green mamba... 🎡

18/11/19 22:04:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7803Mr Dome

🎢 For goodness sakes
I got the hippy hippy snake

18/11/19 21:52:34

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3254Karyn Harrison

🎡 You're everywhere and nowhere baby
That's where you're at
Going down a bumpy hillside
In your hissy hat ...

18/11/19 21:18:10

 
dave the rave Vote score: 138dave the rave

I heard he wore this on his date with Eve

18/11/19 21:01:31

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4740Vivvy En

"I do wish you'd stop bringing wildlife home," hissed Mrs Viper.

18/11/19 20:34:23

 
stone face Vote score: 5950stone face

He looks rattled..

18/11/19 20:11:56

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4912The Wolf

"That's the last time I buy a hat from a charity shop in Australia"

18/11/19 20:00:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9578Neil Mackenzie

Don’t worry I Fedora this morning.

19/11/19 19:23:21

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1346Scrijjy Doo

What an asp-hat.

19/11/19 3:28:50

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5813Greg Curtis

"Look out. He'SSsssssss RIGHT THERE, under the hat."

19/11/19 3:17:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7261Chris Keegan

Prince Andrew adopts a heavy disguise in an attempt to escape to the jungle stating I'm a celebrity get me in here.

18/11/19 23:05:55

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1346Scrijjy Doo

Who's going to be coughing up hairballs tomorrow?
This guy!

18/11/19 21:58:37

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3964Lucky Elperro

Have you seen my snake anywhere Mr Frodo?

18/11/19 21:47:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

Mounty Python

18/11/19 21:19:26

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4912The Wolf

David Hattenborough

18/11/19 20:57:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

Panama Kaanal

18/11/19 20:56:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3254Karyn Harrison

There were signs he was losing it back in 1975 when he did that King Arthur on Ice thing ...

18/11/19 20:51:46

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 757Willie Johnson

He hasn't removed his hat in years. Also, he can't figure out why his pet mice disappear when he puts them on his shoulder.

18/11/19 20:50:45

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3254Karyn Harrison

Get the Jungle Look!

18/11/19 20:43:26

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5769Glyn Evans

"You call that a snake? - This is a snake"

18/11/19 20:19:53

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7261Chris Keegan

When asked how he made a fortune from his ex wife's hat wear business Terry simply stated "I conned her "

18/11/19 20:18:34

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 30259Tony Edwards

Mr Medusa

18/11/19 20:13:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30259Tony Edwards

Hissing Sid

18/11/19 20:07:42

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5157Paul Reeve

Breaking News......Caitlyn leaves the jungle after just one day.

18/11/19 20:06:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2797Stu Dent

A Hiss helmet

18/11/19 20:03:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7261Chris Keegan

Snakes on a Brain

18/11/19 20:00:52

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37677Welsh Rarebit

And the winner of this year's Beaster Bonnet Competition is...

18/11/19 20:00:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7261Chris Keegan

Clearly suffering from a dreadful headsnake.

18/11/19 20:00:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37677Welsh Rarebit

Laddies Day at Aspcot

18/11/19 20:00:08

 
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