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"For Christ's sake Kenneth, put down the camera and get this f*cking thing off my head."
18/11/19 20:11:29
''Where did you get the hat?''''Amazon.''
18/11/19 20:37:14
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERF***ING SNAKE ON THIS MOTHERF***ING HAT!
18/11/19 20:57:58
"I told you we shouldn't have invited James Lennox to our captioneer Christmas party..."
18/11/19 20:59:31
"For health and safety you have to remove it. Its long, slimy and if it wraps around you could suffocate""Okay, I'll get a hair cut, hold my hat"
18/11/19 20:44:19
Hooray! An opportunity for W.C Fields to enter caption me.."Always carry a flagon of whisky in case of a snake bite, furthermore always carry a small snake"
18/11/19 20:33:20
18/11/19 20:00:06
"Do you like my boa-ter?"
18/11/19 20:00:15
🎵 Wherever he lays his hat that's hiss home 🎵
18/11/19 23:00:18
Bandanaconda
18/11/19 20:35:08
Crocodile DunZeeZee Top
18/11/19 21:20:03
It's a hat-trick
19/11/19 5:05:04
"I'll give you the pot back soon. I'm just having a piss".
19/11/19 3:42:44
Fashion Tip: Jazz up that old hat by decorating it with a scarf or boa
18/11/19 22:24:34
🎵 All around my hat I will wear a green mamba... 🎵
18/11/19 22:04:25
🎶 For goodness sakesI got the hippy hippy snake
18/11/19 21:52:34
🎵 You're everywhere and nowhere babyThat's where you're atGoing down a bumpy hillsideIn your hissy hat ...
18/11/19 21:18:10
I heard he wore this on his date with Eve
18/11/19 21:01:31
"I do wish you'd stop bringing wildlife home," hissed Mrs Viper.
18/11/19 20:34:23
He looks rattled..
18/11/19 20:11:56
"That's the last time I buy a hat from a charity shop in Australia"
18/11/19 20:00:18
Don’t worry I Fedora this morning.
19/11/19 19:23:21
What an asp-hat.
19/11/19 3:28:50
"Look out. He'SSsssssss RIGHT THERE, under the hat."
19/11/19 3:17:16
Prince Andrew adopts a heavy disguise in an attempt to escape to the jungle stating I'm a celebrity get me in here.
18/11/19 23:05:55
Who's going to be coughing up hairballs tomorrow?This guy!
18/11/19 21:58:37
Have you seen my snake anywhere Mr Frodo?
18/11/19 21:47:44
Mounty Python
18/11/19 21:19:26
David Hattenborough
18/11/19 20:57:57
Panama Kaanal
18/11/19 20:56:35
There were signs he was losing it back in 1975 when he did that King Arthur on Ice thing ...
18/11/19 20:51:46
He hasn't removed his hat in years. Also, he can't figure out why his pet mice disappear when he puts them on his shoulder.
18/11/19 20:50:45
Get the Jungle Look!
18/11/19 20:43:26
"You call that a snake? - This is a snake"
18/11/19 20:19:53
When asked how he made a fortune from his ex wife's hat wear business Terry simply stated "I conned her "
18/11/19 20:18:34
Mr Medusa
18/11/19 20:13:50
Hissing Sid
18/11/19 20:07:42
Breaking News......Caitlyn leaves the jungle after just one day.
18/11/19 20:06:54
A Hiss helmet
18/11/19 20:03:22
Snakes on a Brain
18/11/19 20:00:52
And the winner of this year's Beaster Bonnet Competition is...
18/11/19 20:00:26
Clearly suffering from a dreadful headsnake.
18/11/19 20:00:13
Laddies Day at Aspcot
18/11/19 20:00:08
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